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Old 08-24-2008, 10:58 PM   #1
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Default The Tacomax Experience

The Good

Jenbird.

It was all free and absolutely no expenses spared.

The "welcome to the hotel" freebie bag left for everyone.

The SBR guys were awesome. Mr.D's a damn funny guy - he should post more often.

Winning the "2007 Problem Poster of the Year" - my finest achievement since coming 2nd in a handwriting contest when I was 12.

Doing an all-nighter on Friday night and, just as I was about to retire for the morning, I met the early morning golfing guys. Excuse whatever I might have said, I was really pissed-up. Sorry. No, really.

Jenbird.

Shagging Happyboy's wife while he was in the gym. Sorry, pal. She needed it - she told me so. I suggest you look online for some enlargement pills. Trust me.

While taking a mid-banquet cigarette break, some guy invited me to a 3-some with his chick. She was pretty hot, she liked me. However, the guy seemed to like me even more. I politely declined.

Ganchrow's Saturday night suit.

Getting a namecheck from Doug Stanhope. He was frickin' hilarious.

Jenbird.


The Bad

Not seeing englishmike's wife.

It was only 2 days long.

There was a distinct inverse correlation between the people who talk the most crap and the people who turned up. Funny that.

Not winning the raffle when I planted my insider to pick out the winning tickets.

imgv wasn't there. Actually, that should be in the "good" section.


The Ugly

Thanks to the laptops plugged into giant TV screens, I never got to have a jjgold-free weekend.


Things that I learnt

I'm not Ganchrow - I still might be Sean because I don't think he was there, but I'm definately not Ganchrow. All the retards who thought I was, PM me and we can a Western Union arrangement.

SBR_John in real life looks 10+ years younger than his pictures - although I suspect he had a quick face-lift on Thursday afternoon. It will have disappeared by Monday afternoon.

The SBR crew gave a pretty good explanation of the man who is jjgold

Everyone I met was exceedingly normal. I was very surprised. Shocked, even.

AAO is a very polite and friendly young man. He missed the Friday night function - I suspect he was reading stories to sick kids in hospital.

SBR_John isn't The Prick. The Prick is The Prick. And it's an incredibly accurate posting handle.

BillDozer looks nothing like his avatar. WillieBee, on the other hand, does. Worringly so.

Jenbird.
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:03 PM   #2
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Taco was nice to see you there
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:05 PM   #3
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Love hearing everybodys thoughts like this taco, good stuff.
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:07 PM   #4
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:13 PM   #5
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PS TACO, English mike is not married.
I kinda figured that one out.
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:14 PM   #6
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:15 PM   #7
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TACO...everybody was commenting on your dooooo
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TACO...everybody was commenting on your dooooo
Taco was cool.
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:17 PM   #9
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:18 PM   #10
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DIKK YOU are class A real DICK
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:19 PM   #12
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Solid post Taco, pretty accurate too. Jenbird fvcked up the banquet for me, as soon as she said she shags Ganch up the ass with a strap on I couldn't concentrate on a thing.
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:20 PM   #13
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Great stuff, Taco. Glad you had a fun time.

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Old 08-24-2008, 11:21 PM   #15
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It's hippy - not hippee. Learn to spell you motherfunker.
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:22 PM   #16
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Taco:

You really do exist.
Neat.




How long do you think it will be before your photo becomes someones avatar?
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ahhhh, c'mon. I was groomed spelling wise by JJ

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Would have liked to have gone......
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Would have liked to have gone......
Why not? It was free and awesome. Why didn't you go?
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Next year Buddy, mark it down now.
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Not sure. I really didn't have anything to do either.
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You can no longer have the tough guy image. No way.

90% would bury you.
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I am waiting for my flight and posting from an airport. You were spot on Taco. Very nice to meet everyone. Solid post.
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Old 08-25-2008, 12:53 AM   #24
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90% would bury you.
What does this even mean? I don't recall Taco ever threatening someone physically, he seems to inflict more damage with his words and wit.
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What does this even mean? I don't recall Taco ever threatening someone physically, he seems to inflict more damage with his words and wit.
Don't know the clown posting behind the PC but he likes to shun posters and claim he is better. Compaqdikk told me so.
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Old 08-25-2008, 01:06 AM   #26
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I am waiting for my flight and posting from an airport. You were spot on Taco. Very nice to meet everyone. Solid post.
If you ever play the tough guy on here again, I'll call you out.

I love you. What are you doing next weekend?
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Old 08-25-2008, 01:38 AM   #27
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excellent post! Not sure what I expected a guy named taco max to look like but the taco man wasn't exactly what I expected. Everyone appreciated taco being there. Heft when I saw him at 7am Saturday I thought he was going to hustle me at the golf tourney. Sleeping was not on anyones agenda. Again, great to have taco max at the 1st SBR bash! It was a crazy good time.
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AAO is a big softie. He will get buried on this forum.
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Taco - LMFAO, never and I mean never make fun of my picture again.
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Was good to meet the legend.

BuddyBear, I even asked if you were coming. Hopefully next year. I can't see anyone not enjoying the event, was great time.
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Dude it was so much fun. I vote for taco to also get the award of "best dressed poster at sbr"

His boots were kickass
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taco, it was great finally meeting you. BTW, my friends wife still wants your stones shirt.
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:47 PM   #33
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Taco - LMFAO, never and I mean never make fun of my picture again.
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so thats why my wife was crying when I came back from the gym. next time borrow jen Birds strap on chap, you definetley need it!
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He is also not English.
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