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Old 08-16-08, 12:06 AM   #1
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Default My buddy is a idoit!!! (casino story)

So I get a call from my friend who is at a casino somewhere down south, I forgot the name.

He bought it roulette for 2g and was up to $12g. He said he wanted comped the high roller suite and they said "Your about 8g short on your wager history to get that as it is reserved for super high rollers".

He, being half drunk, said "So if I put this $12k in play right now after the spin I can have it" the pit boss says "yes"

He asked for table limit to be raised, and they did so.

He puts 6k on red and 6k on black. The pit boss says what the hell are you doing. He said "putting it in play like you said"

Geez wtf do you think come up? 00 GREEN!

Needless to say he got the suite
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Old 08-16-08, 12:08 AM   #2
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My buddy is a idoit!!!
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Old 08-16-08, 12:09 AM   #3
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Hopefully his head doesn't hurt too much in the morning.
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Old 08-16-08, 12:10 AM   #4
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My buddy is a idoit!!!
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Old 08-16-08, 12:12 AM   #5
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He made an -ev bet and paid for it.
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Old 08-16-08, 12:12 AM   #6
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Agreed, your friend is an idiot.
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Old 08-16-08, 12:13 AM   #7
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Old 08-16-08, 12:17 AM   #8
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Raising it?

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Old 08-16-08, 12:19 AM   #9
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Thats some funny sheit.
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Old 08-16-08, 12:20 AM   #10
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IWin, if you're gonna call your buddy an idiot, please spell IDIOT right in your thread title.
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yeah, pretty stupid. i can understand putting it all on red. this is just too funny.
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Old 08-16-08, 12:22 AM   #12
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IWin, if you're gonna call your buddy an idiot, please spell IDIOT right in your thread title.
Alright, you've had enough tonight.

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Old 08-16-08, 12:24 AM   #13
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I'm starting to sober up, Crazyl. Otherwise, I wouldnt have caught it.
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Old 08-16-08, 12:25 AM   #14
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how would a suite ever be worth $25k is beyond me, but apparently it was to him.
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Old 08-16-08, 12:27 AM   #15
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how would a suite ever be worth $25k is beyond me, but apparently it was to him.
He just wanted the 'status' of having stayed in the comped high roller suite. Not sure if the alcohol influenced his decision or if he is just the braggart type, but most definitely a regrettable decision.
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Old 08-16-08, 12:28 AM   #16
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the casino edge in roulette is 5.26%.. so basically, he paid 631 dollars to get a free room.. but it really cost him 12k.. iwin has some high roller friends who bet 12k a spin? a kid is going to risk 12,000 dollars or break even just to get a free room on a 1/20 chance of losing 12,000??


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Old 08-16-08, 12:32 AM   #17
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lol oops sorry for the bad spelling. I just got off the phone with him when I was typing this.

Nicky, I dont need to make stuff up. Its the internet, who cars pal?

If you guys knew him, then you would understand why. He is the type that "brags" about how much he lost at the casino like it makes him cool. We will be downtown and he will bring it up in front of girls "Ya I lost $1500 at the casino last night" like he thinks it impresses people. Its sad really
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Old 08-16-08, 12:34 AM   #18
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lol oops sorry for the bad spelling. I just got off the phone with him when I was typing this.

Nicky, I dont need to make stuff up. Its the internet, who cars pal?

If you guys knew him, then you would understand why. He is the type that "brags" about how much he lost at the casino like it makes him cool. We will be downtown and he will bring it up in front of girls "Ya I lost $1500 at the casino last night" like he thinks it impresses people. Its sad really

I'm just giving you a hard time, bro.
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lol oops sorry for the bad spelling. I just got off the phone with him when I was typing this.

Nicky, I dont need to make stuff up. Its the internet, who cars pal?

If you guys knew him, then you would understand why. He is the type that "brags" about how much he lost at the casino like it makes him cool. We will be downtown and he will bring it up in front of girls "Ya I lost $1500 at the casino last night" like he thinks it impresses people. Its sad really
I believe you, but you have to admit, Nicky did come up with some sharp lines.
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Nicky please give me the following for the max:

True story +595
4.5hours under for +105
Friend who play roulette YES +155
Have friends? YES -110
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Old 08-16-08, 12:36 AM   #21
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IWin, you're a good guy. But I'm with Nicky about laying 12k to get a free room. That makes no sense. He's up alot and will risk it all to get a free room?
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Yes very sharp lines.
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Old 08-16-08, 12:37 AM   #23
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He was an idiot from the second the word "roulette" was uttered...
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Old 08-16-08, 12:38 AM   #24
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IWin, you're a good guy. But I'm with Nicky about laying 12k to get a free room. That makes no sense. He's up alot and will risk it all to get a free room?
Yes, he will to get that "status" feeling. He doesnt care about the money (hes always broke anyways) but he loves the status. He has dreams of being a high roller and wanting to feel like a Vgeas big shot. It's kind of sick
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Old 08-16-08, 12:41 AM   #25
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i guarantee that bet wouldn't have counted towards the wager requirement.
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i guarantee that bet wouldn't have counted towards the wager requirement.

why wouldn't it.. the casino would love a guy to put in a bet like this.. 1/19 chance at losing 12k, and the worst they can do is break even.. this would be a dream for the casino. it's a win win situation for the casino.. assuming it was a true story.. which it wasn't..
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Old 08-16-08, 01:18 AM   #27
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If he was going to do something like that, better to play baccarat. Just bet player and banker. At least he can't lose both sides. And if player wins, he doesn't lose a penny!
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Old 08-16-08, 02:09 AM   #28
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whatever you say Nicky I forgot you know all
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Old 08-16-08, 02:34 AM   #29
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thats why his own friend called him an idiot... does your friend know this?!!! hahahah
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Old 08-16-08, 06:52 PM   #30
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if anything it tells me the wheel was rigged and they stuck it up his ass

I am surprised he didn't get arrested for beating the pit boss ass
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Old 08-16-08, 07:19 PM   #31
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what an idiot, he should have placed 315 on each number, guaranteed to lose a little but not everything
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Wow
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So I get a call from my friend who is at a casino somewhere down south, I forgot the name.

He bought it roulette for 2g and was up to $12g. He said he wanted comped the high roller suite and they said "Your about 8g short on your wager history to get that as it is reserved for super high rollers".

He, being half drunk, said "So if I put this $12k in play right now after the spin I can have it" the pit boss says "yes"

He asked for table limit to be raised, and they did so.

He puts 6k on red and 6k on black. The pit boss says what the hell are you doing. He said "putting it in play like you said"

Geez wtf do you think come up? 00 GREEN!

Needless to say he got the suite

This is 100% a bullshit story either made up by you or your friend.

First, comps don't work like the way you described.
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