[armyoflovers]

I was waiting to get a gulp of water last week from the water fountain at work and in front of me was this fukkking smoking hot bitch who I wanted to hammer for a while. I jack off to her all the time.

Anyway she was slurping some water at the water fountain and I followed behind her and drank some water. And I didnt just drink water. In some perverted attempt to be closer to her, I put my lips and mouth all over the metal water spout and sucked it and licked it rather heartedly, then went into the stall and wanked off.

Well this past Saturday night I was at home playing online checkers with some people in Iceland (i won btw) and all of the sudden I got this nasty canker sore all over my gums on the inside. I cant even eat it hurts so bad and is so raw and pussy (not pussy but puss - eeee), I can only drink water and chicken broth.

So my question is did I get this grody-ass thing from sucking on the water spout or what?

I think I am going hunrgy, I am looking like Ghandi. I rubbed some Ben Gay on it but that only made it worse.

Help?

[Panic]

No you got it from the girl. She has a STD.

[bettilimbroke999]

I would have to say that the canker sore is the least of your problems

[Panic]

Got that sh!t from her and didnt even get to bang her.

[armyoflovers]

Originally Posted by Panic

Got that sh!t from her and didnt even get to bang her.

You think so? Maybe she owes me a handjob for giving me herpes?

[Panic]

Originally Posted by armyoflovers

You think so? Maybe she owes me a handjob for giving me herpes?

I would say so.

[bbyhill]

her lips probably never touched any of the metal.It is probably from some dudes that did the same thing before.

[armyoflovers]

Originally Posted by bbyhill

her lips probably never touched any of the metal.It is probably from some dudes that did the same thing before.

Do guys usually suck fountain spouts? If so I am going to gag.

[gordon gekko]

Army you are an idiot.

[Shark79]

Originally Posted by armyoflovers

I was waiting to get a gulp of water last week from the water fountain at work and in front of me was this fukkking smoking hot bitch who I wanted to hammer for a while. I jack off to her all the time.

Anyway she was slurping some water at the water fountain and I followed behind her and drank some water. And I didnt just drink water. In some perverted attempt to be closer to her, I put my lips and mouth all over the metal water spout and sucked it and licked it rather heartedly, then went into the stall and wanked off.

Well this past Saturday night I was at home playing online checkers with some people in Iceland (i won btw) and all of the sudden I got this nasty canker sore all over my gums on the inside. I cant even eat it hurts so bad and is so raw and pussy (not pussy but puss - eeee), I can only drink water and chicken broth.

So my question is did I get this grody-ass thing from sucking on the water spout or what?

I think I am going hunrgy, I am looking like Ghandi. I rubbed some Ben Gay on it but that only made it worse.

Help?

You should wank with BenGay .. that will help

[armyoflovers]

Originally Posted by gordon gekko

Army you are an idiot.

Maybe a likeable idiot?

[blittydeuce]

[max_asdf]

[englishmike]

Originally Posted by armyoflovers

Maybe a likeable idiot?

Not sure about likeable idiot, i think you're frighteningly capable of stalking, raping and dismembering mutilated corpses but I think you're hilariously funny. That probably says more about me than it does you.

[treece]

Originally Posted by gordon gekko

Army you are an idiot.

I was going to say that.

[bmw530i]

haha great story Army..was she wearing lipstick?

[armyoflovers]

Breaking News! The canker sores just went away after applying calamine lotion mixed with epsom salt, but in an unrelated issue I got chiggers near my nutsack.....what the fuk gives?!?!?!?

[Tsoprano]

Originally Posted by armyoflovers

Breaking News! The canker sores just went away after applying calamine lotion mixed with epsom salt, but in an unrelated issue I got chiggers near my nutsack.....what the fuk gives?!?!?!?

He's back!!!!!

[RogueScholar]

I had a tick on my nutsack a couple years ago, that was about the most traumatic experience of my life. And using the glowing hot pin to get it to back itself out was absolutely miserable. Whoever says drugs are easy money has no clue about a damned thing.

[Stumpage]

Originally Posted by armyoflovers

Do guys usually suck fountain spouts? If so I am going to gag.

I didn't think so until I read your original post.....

[RogueJuror]

Originally Posted by Tsoprano

He's back!!!!!

[Richkas]

Originally Posted by armyoflovers

I was waiting to get a gulp of water last week from the water fountain at work and in front of me was this fukkking smoking hot bitch who I wanted to hammer for a while. I jack off to her all the time.

Anyway she was slurping some water at the water fountain and I followed behind her and drank some water. And I didnt just drink water. In some perverted attempt to be closer to her, I put my lips and mouth all over the metal water spout and sucked it and licked it rather heartedly, then went into the stall and wanked off.

Well this past Saturday night I was at home playing online checkers with some people in Iceland (i won btw) and all of the sudden I got this nasty canker sore all over my gums on the inside. I cant even eat it hurts so bad and is so raw and pussy (not pussy but puss - eeee), I can only drink water and chicken broth.

So my question is did I get this grody-ass thing from sucking on the water spout or what?

I think I am going hunrgy, I am looking like Ghandi. I rubbed some Ben Gay on it but that only made it worse.

Help?

I'd like to go with you to the strip club

[flyingillini]

I love this thread! Ha, keep up the good work fellas!

[blackbart]

you better confront her, with details, wouldnt want her infecting other innocent stalkers

[blittydeuce]

wow

[HAPPY BOY]

Hey Army i got your cure pal. wait till this hot chick is on the rag, then take her used tampon and make a nice hot tea. This should clear you right up.

[SportsLockPicks]

you could strain some of that tasty puss into her coffee when she isn't looking, thus returning the germs back to the std infested slampig skank whorebag cumdumpster slut of a girl who loves it in the shitpipe.

[armyoflovers]

Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY

Hey Army i got your cure pal. wait till this hot chick is on the rag, then take her used tampon and make a nice hot tea. This should clear you right up.

i tried this, cleared up all my acne but made my semen watery. Also it has made me addicted to old reruns of Wheel of Fortune. Hmmm....

[BeatTheJerk]

This sick fuk is back. Oh God ................... Let the madness begin !

[jjgold]

Never put your mouth on anything armyman

I hope your ok Chief

[blittydeuce]

this guy is 'The Original' pecos bill

[Deuce]

I bet chicken broth felt great on that sore. All that sodium, yummm. That wouldn't hurt at at.

[RogueJuror]

I love this guy, I hope he sticks around.

[pavyracer]

Welcome back BBD!

[armyoflovers]

I got lost on my way to the bathroom to take a god damn dump and just found my way back - and I even forgot to wipe, ugh....did I miss anything the last 6 months?

Good to be back, ladies, let the games begin. Im going to bring some more foul-mouthed repugnant anal gunk your way once again....just getting the engine warm.....