08-10-08, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by BadNina
Cops are fun to date. They come with their own handcuffs.
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08-10-08, 11:34 PM
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#37
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ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Teela
You never know where the cuffs have been beforehand
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I have my own pair.
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08-10-08, 11:37 PM
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Nice!
I would be worried that a cop would go all Rodney King on me.
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08-10-08, 11:37 PM
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#39
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Porn Star
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08-10-08, 11:38 PM
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#40
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Originally Posted by ZBOIZ
Porn Star
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08-11-08, 12:04 AM
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#41
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Hockey is a money maker
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Originally Posted by BadNina
I have my own pair.
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We can compare them? |
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08-11-08, 05:15 AM
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#42
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Are they fur lined?
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08-11-08, 06:00 AM
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#43
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SBR Dickhead
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My teachers told me I could be anything I wanted to be if I set my mind to it.
I wanted to be the head of the NAACP.
My teachers lied.
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Originally Posted by pags11
there is some damn mod who keeps pm'ing me but is too pussy to tell me who they are...they are going to be in some hot water if they think they can discipline me without bill dozer and SBR John's authorization... show yourself mod!
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08-11-08, 06:21 AM
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#44
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Tyranasaurus Rex.
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Peace,
Bull
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08-11-08, 06:59 AM
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SBR File Clerk
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All my buddies and me growing up in the late 50s, early 60s wanted to either be Mickey Mantle or an astronaut.
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But you have to remember that a worm...with very few exceptions...is not a human being.
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08-11-08, 07:01 AM
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#46
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SBR File Clerk
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Originally Posted by Teela
I would be worried that a cop would go all Rodney King on me.
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If I was a cop, I'd always be worried about jacked-up, crackheads going all Rodney King on me.
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But you have to remember that a worm...with very few exceptions...is not a human being.
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08-11-08, 07:55 AM
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Soldier
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08-11-08, 08:31 AM
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#48
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Oscar the grouch. Someone stole my garbage can though.
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08-11-08, 10:35 AM
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Vince Young 1st TD +2000
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NBA Player, though I don't think I ever thought I would be one.
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08-11-08, 10:37 AM
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ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!
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LOUBERT!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna hear more about this opera business. Tenor or baritone?
I am a sucker for men who can sing. Or play instruments (other than the skin flute). And who wear boots. And can cook.
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08-11-08, 10:57 AM
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#51
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Originally Posted by BadNina
LOUBERT!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna hear more about this opera business. Tenor or baritone?
I am a sucker for men who can sing. Or play instruments (other than the skin flute). And who wear boots. And can cook.
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Mostly I just sang in the shower.
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08-11-08, 10:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyL
Mostly I just sang in the shower.
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You're sounding Texan already. Saying sang instead of sing. 
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08-11-08, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Panic
You're sounding Texan already. Saying sang instead of sing.
Or did you mean past tense and I got my hopes up for nothing? |
Reckon I was trying to alter my speaking patterns.  |
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08-11-08, 11:06 AM
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#54
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porn star
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08-11-08, 11:07 AM
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We'll have you wearing boots, swiggin' tequila, and pissing outside in no time.
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08-11-08, 11:36 AM
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SBR File Clerk
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Originally Posted by Panic
We'll have you wearing boots, swiggin' tequila, and pissing outside in no time.
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 I'll work on his vocabulary as well, Panic.
Fixin' - - - We do a lot of fixin' here in Texas, Crazy. Like, "I'm fixin' to go to the ice house for a beer" and "I'm fixin' to give that woman a piece of my mind."
Fixins - - - Not plural for fixin'. Think of this as 'the works,' as in, "Gimme' a hamburger with all the fixins."
Qwar - - - This one has two meanings. "That fella' over yonder sure is actin' qwar" and "My wife sings in the church qwar ever Sunday."
Y'all - - - Now everyone knows this one, but few understand that while y'all might sound plural, it isn't always. For example, "is all of y'all going to the County Fair tonight?" and "Is that y'alls bull over in my pastor?"
Pastor - - - Might as well cover this one as well now. A pastor can be the guy delivering the sermon on Sunday and it can also be a parcel of land used by livestock for grazin'.
Coke - - - All soft drinks are cokes. If someone asks you if you'd like a coke, it doesn't mean you're going to get a Coca-Cola. A waitress might ask, "You wanna' coke with your dinner," and your response can be, "Yeah, gimme' a Dr. Pepper."
Ah - - - First person singular as well as what we use to see with. "Ah got sumpin' in my ah."
Figger - - - What you do when you're working a math problem or the shape of an object. "I was doin' my figgers last night and Ah am broke," plus "That Betty Lou shore nuff got a figger that can stop traffic."
Janes - - - Denim britches, usually with a Levi's or Wrangler's patch on the back.
Tray - - - Large, leafy plants. Varieties include oak, pecan, pine and cedar.
Warsh - - - To clean something. "You kids go head now and warsh up for supper."
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But you have to remember that a worm...with very few exceptions...is not a human being.
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Last edited by Willie Bee; 08-11-08 at 11:40 AM..
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08-11-08, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Willie Bee
I'll work on his vocabulary as well, Panic.
Fixin' - - - We do a lot of fixin' here in Texas, Crazy. Like, "I'm fixin' to go to the ice house for a beer" and "I'm fixin' to give that woman a piece of my mind."
Fixins - - - Not plural for fixin'. Think of this as 'the works,' as in, "Gimme' a hamburger with all the fixins."
Qwar - - - This one has two meanings. "That fella' over yonder sure is actin' qwar" and "My wife sings in the church qwar ever Sunday."
Y'all - - - Now everyone knows this one, but few understand that while y'all might sound plural, it isn't always. For example, "is all of y'all going to the County Fair tonight?" and "Is that y'alls bull over in my pastor?"
Pastor - - - Might as well cover this one as well now. A pastor can be the guy delivering the sermon on Sunday and it can also be a parcel of land used by livestock for grazin'.
Coke - - - All soft drinks are cokes. If someone asks you if you'd like a coke, it doesn't mean you're going to get a Coca-Cola. A waitress might ask, "You wanna' coke with your dinner," and your response can be, "Yeah, gimme' a Dr. Pepper."
Ah - - - First person singular as well as what we use to see with. "Ah got sumpin' in my ah."
Figger - - - What you do when you're working a math problem or the shape of an object. "I was doin' my figgers last night and Ah am broke," plus "That Betty Lou shore nuff got a figger that can stop traffic."
Janes - - - Denim britches, usually with a Levi's or Wrangler's patch on the back.
Tray - - - Large, leafy plants. Varieties include oak, pecan, pine and cedar.
Warsh - - - To clean something. "You kids go head now and warsh up for supper." |
Alright, got all those terms written down, now if I use these randomly as if they were second nature it'll increase the chances of finding a lady friend? 
Reckon I will give it a whirl... |
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08-11-08, 11:52 AM
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ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!
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Ladies love men with drawls.
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08-11-08, 12:00 PM
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CharlesTown Southern +74.5
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1st grade: a woman
7th grade. was at a discicples of Christ thingie, was broadsided with 1st question what would you want to be if anything. first instinct was 'black' to me, this meant i was a lottery player. was ribbed the whole weekend and have become a bigot ever since
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08-11-08, 12:02 PM
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#60
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BadNina
Ladies love men with drawls.
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and men love women with long hair
something to pull on from the back  |
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08-11-08, 12:12 PM
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#61
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Willie Bee
I'll work on his vocabulary as well, Panic.
Fixin' - - - We do a lot of fixin' here in Texas, Crazy. Like, "I'm fixin' to go to the ice house for a beer" and "I'm fixin' to give that woman a piece of my mind."
Fixins - - - Not plural for fixin'. Think of this as 'the works,' as in, "Gimme' a hamburger with all the fixins."
Qwar - - - This one has two meanings. "That fella' over yonder sure is actin' qwar" and "My wife sings in the church qwar ever Sunday."
Y'all - - - Now everyone knows this one, but few understand that while y'all might sound plural, it isn't always. For example, "is all of y'all going to the County Fair tonight?" and "Is that y'alls bull over in my pastor?"
Pastor - - - Might as well cover this one as well now. A pastor can be the guy delivering the sermon on Sunday and it can also be a parcel of land used by livestock for grazin'.
Coke - - - All soft drinks are cokes. If someone asks you if you'd like a coke, it doesn't mean you're going to get a Coca-Cola. A waitress might ask, "You wanna' coke with your dinner," and your response can be, "Yeah, gimme' a Dr. Pepper."
Ah - - - First person singular as well as what we use to see with. "Ah got sumpin' in my ah."
Figger - - - What you do when you're working a math problem or the shape of an object. "I was doin' my figgers last night and Ah am broke," plus "That Betty Lou shore nuff got a figger that can stop traffic."
Janes - - - Denim britches, usually with a Levi's or Wrangler's patch on the back.
Tray - - - Large, leafy plants. Varieties include oak, pecan, pine and cedar.
Warsh - - - To clean something. "You kids go head now and warsh up for supper." |
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08-11-08, 12:35 PM
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#62
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teela
Are they fur lined?
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Fur lined handcuffs are for wussies.
I wanted to be an olympic gymnast. 
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Originally Posted by WE EAT FISH
A new reason OF THINKING maybe you IQ did GROW since last time when it was ZERO:lmao:
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08-11-08, 04:26 PM
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#63
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BadNina
LOUBERT!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna hear more about this opera business. Tenor or baritone?
I am a sucker for men who can sing. Or play instruments (other than the skin flute). And who wear boots. And can cook.
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LOUBERT!!!!!!!!!!
what a nickname 
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“Government is not reason, it is not eloquence—it is force.” – George Washington
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08-11-08, 04:27 PM
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#64
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Originally Posted by swede96
Fur lined handcuffs are for wussies.
I wanted to be an olympic gymnast. |
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08-11-08, 04:30 PM
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yes bbd posted some awesome pics of those women pole vaulters last night
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“Government is not reason, it is not eloquence—it is force.” – George Washington
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08-11-08, 04:39 PM
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#66
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ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Cloak & Dagger
and men love women with long hair
something to pull on from the back |
Can you believe I cut it off last year? But I am growing it back out again. |
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08-11-08, 04:44 PM
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#67
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ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!
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Loubert, do you charge people to come hear you sing?  |
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08-11-08, 04:48 PM
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I always wanted to help the world be more like the Jetsons. I'm still trying to get there but I'm starting to runout of time.
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"Mathematics compares the most diverse phenomena and discovers the secret analogies that unite them." -- Jean Baptise Joseph Fourier (1768 - 1830)
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08-11-08, 04:57 PM
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#69
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not real
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Originally Posted by swede96
Fur lined handcuffs are for wussies.
I wanted to be an olympic gymnast. |
If they're not metal, I don't want them! |
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08-11-08, 07:43 PM
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A ballplayer or an engineer. Wasn't even close on either one. It took me a long time to really accept the fact that I sucked (comparatively speaking against the good)at baseball.
A little later on, I wanted to be a stud.
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