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Old 08-06-08, 03:46 PM   #1
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Default Best Lay of your life

Name your best lay , and give details if you want.

Mine was with some chick I meet through a friend we went out a few times and just when I was thinking she wasnt gonna give it up.. she did.

Laura , showed me a thing or two and made me shake like a 12 year old.

left to the beach one day never saw her again.

WOW.
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Old 08-06-08, 03:49 PM   #2
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Name your best lay , and give details if you want.

Mine was with some chick I meet through a friend we went out a few times and just when I was thinking she wasnt gonna give it up.. she did.

Laura , showed me a thing or two and made me shake like a 12 year old.

left to the beach one day never saw her again.

WOW.
Sounds like a wet dream.
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Old 08-06-08, 03:50 PM   #3
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Im just lying i cant even remember half the girls ive been with due to booze im pretty sure they were fatties though...

man its boring here today
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Old 08-06-08, 03:53 PM   #4
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Im just lying i cant even remember half the girls ive been with due to booze im pretty sure they were fatties though...

man its boring here today
Can't remember or don't want to?
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Old 08-06-08, 03:54 PM   #5
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maybe both , pretty sure actually its BOTH
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Old 08-06-08, 03:56 PM   #6
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Thank goodness alcohol makes fuzzy memories
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Old 08-06-08, 03:59 PM   #7
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You can say that again
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Old 08-06-08, 04:01 PM   #8
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Lateesha, Keneesha and Yoconda ... they were some Hoovers
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Old 08-06-08, 04:01 PM   #9
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Not sure but she charged way too much, no crackwhore is worth 5 dollars
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Old 08-06-08, 04:02 PM   #10
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A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose.

The doctor asks him what happened.

"Well," says the man, "I was having a nice round of golf with my wife. She sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when it lifted its tail, there was my wife's golf ball."

"And?" asked the doctor.

"Well," the man said, "that's when I lifted the cow's tail, pointed, and yelled to the missus, 'Hey, honey - this one here looks like yours!'"
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Old 08-06-08, 04:08 PM   #11
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Old 08-06-08, 04:31 PM   #12
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when I fukked 3 girls back in my prime
I won 11g's back then and paid $800 for the 3 hookers
We fuked all night
Best night ever
All 3 were 10's
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Old 08-06-08, 04:46 PM   #13
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when I fukked 3 girls back in my prime
I won 11g's back then and paid $800 for the 3 hookers
We fuked all night
Best night ever
All 3 were 10's
im surprised you could get that 1 inch prick up for the hookers, coach
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Old 08-06-08, 08:04 PM   #14
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Yeh back then it was easy

Going to try Rogaine and see if it stimulates it
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Old 08-06-08, 08:08 PM   #15
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Ask me again after I meet Teela in person.
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Old 08-06-08, 11:38 PM   #16
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Ask me again after I meet Teela in person.
Hmmm....there could be a reason this hasn't happened yet....

I'm still about the booze cruise in FL - make it happen, Bread.
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Old 08-06-08, 11:43 PM   #17
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Bangin' my psychiatrist on her coach. I remember crying all the way through it. We had just had a break through moment. The best of both worlds.
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Old 08-06-08, 11:59 PM   #18
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Bangin' my psychiatrist on her coach. I remember crying all the way through it. We had just had a break through moment. The best of both worlds.
Mutual treatment, sounds hot, now that's professionalism.
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Old 08-07-08, 12:03 AM   #19
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I know some of these sick fvcks will spank it to my story, but SSLP asked...so there it is. Rogue, it doesnt get any better than feeling a release, both physically and mentally, at the same time. There is no better high.
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Old 08-07-08, 01:44 AM   #20
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Your mom f*ckhead! Yooo, where you been?
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Old 08-07-08, 03:05 AM   #21
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I'm sorry, I can't reveal her name.
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