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    Slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by OmgUrMom View Post
    how do they know the pigs didn't consent?
    I think they might have been under 18, so they couldn't give it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    I am sure his parents are proud.


    Greenwood man caught having sex with hogs


    Gave hogs vaginal infection

    GREENWOOD - Authorities said a man who was caught having sex with show hogs will have his case presented to the Leflore County Grand Jury next month. Andrew Lee Nash, 52, was arrested on Dec. 3, 2010 after police set up surveillance cameras in the owner's stalls near U.S. Highway 82 and the Yazoo River.
    Greenwood Police Chief Henry Purnell said the hogs were examined by a local veterinarian, during a routine examination, and the owner was told that four of the hogs had a vaginal infection.
    "The owner of the animals knew someone was messing with his animals," said Chief Investigator Huntley Nevels. "And the veterinarian confirmed the sexual assault. So, the owner contacted police and the officers staked it out and caught him out there."
    Nash, who lives in the 700 block of Mississippi Avenue, was arrested at the scene and charged with 12 counts of unnatural intercourse.
    Nash's bond was initially set at $600,000, but later reduced to $60,000.
    Nash remains in custody at the Leflore County jail.
    Greenwood authorities said Nash's case is scheduled to be presented before the Leflore County Grand Jury next month. If Nash is indicted and found guilty, he faces up to 120 years in jail.

    http://www.mississippilink.com/news/...cc4c002e0.html
    that's funny as hell

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    I read this story, but the version I read was he gave the hog a std, I kid you not. I wonder what std it was?

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    go on, squeal. squeal like a pig. weeeeeeeee! weeeeeeee!

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    I certainly don't condone pig fuking, but 120 years seems a little harsh.

    The pigs may disagree though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    I am sure his parents are brother and sister.

    Fixed.

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    This must be a joke of a web site. Hogs don't have vaginas. Sows have vaginas, not hogs.

    Hogs have corkscrew cocks. Which reminds me of a joke:

    This is the ballad of Joe McGlock
    The man who was born with a corkscrew rooster
    He spent his life in the fatal hunt
    For a lovely girl with a corkscrew oyster
    He found the girl and then fell dead
    For her corkscrew oyster had a left hand thread

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    What will the Jewish think about this guy?

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    Dog fighting is worse.

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    wtf only in the south

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    hot

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    Isnt that JJ's cousin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowball View Post
    must be a great place to live, they also have CNAs who pour salt into open wounds and teenagers who rape 11 year olds. http://www.mississippilink.com/news/...cc4c002e0.html
    did u read the comments

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    From the pic....dude's mouth looks like he blew a horse also....see the white stained lips

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    those pigs must have been really confused when they saw this simple fukk coming at them looking like a monkey, smelling like a shithouse rat and hung like a giraffe.
    Good one, Manny. Can't stop laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowball View Post
    must be a great place to live, they also have CNAs who pour salt into open wounds
    and teenagers who rape 11 year olds.
    http://www.mississippilink.com/news/...cc4c002e0.html
    what a shit hole

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    What's brown and smells like Miss Piggy?




























    this guy


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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    Redskins probably beat him up this season...so he's taking one for his own.

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    Four pigs

    Quote Originally Posted by oiler View Post
    so how did they find out.did they squeal on him lol

    Four Pigs? Wham, Bam,thank you Ham. (Jay Leno Show)..

    Repeat after me>>

    I'm not a fig Plucker, I'm a Fig Plucker's Son.
    I'm just plucking figs, until the fig plucker comes...

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    I don't see anything wrong with this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    From the pic....dude's mouth looks like he blew a horse also....see the white stained lips


    This poor bastard is going to get 'rocked' on all forums worldwide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    Slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    I am blind now I might as well get points.

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    Thats some sick shit

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    What about the chick who smears peanut butter or chocolate sauce on her pussy to encourage the pet dog to lick away. Is that punishable by a prison sentence?

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    I had to make sure the source wasn't 'The Onion.' People shouldn't screw animals, but the possible punishment is stupid, especially in light of the Micheal Vick saga.

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    I have to admit after reading the title the first thought that came to mind was, which SBR poster are they talking about.

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    DAMN! 120 years for banging some hogs, aint that a bitch...

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    I wonder did he have to tackle the pigs or were they already restrained. If they were restrained 120 years is not enough, if he actually tackled a pig and did the wild thing he needs to be in the Texans training camp next year.

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    this is some strait nasty ass shit

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    I am just speachless, I think.

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    its been so long that im getting that desperate

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