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Old 08-03-08, 03:00 PM   #1
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Default How to deal with ugly/fat co-worker hitting on you?

I was at the bar with my friend. Run into coworker there. She invites herself to my table, just as my buddy happens to be leaving. We talk, everything is fine. Then she starts getting closer and closer, touching my arm and stuff. I figure it is too rude to back away to prevent this touching. Just make conversation for a while, whatever. She keeps saying "when are you going to have lunch with me? you know you want to spend time with me because I'm cool". This is so weird, and she said it like 10 times. I think at one point I even said something like 'since when are you cool' or 'why would I want to do that?'

Maybe she thinks I am playing hard to get. Have only a month left at this job but her office is right next to mine and it will probably be awkward. How do I get the point across to this porker (6 years older, too!) that I am not interested without creating any office drama etc. etc. I do not want to slip in a "girlfriend" reference because I am trying to nail this other co-worker who does not need to know I have a girlfriend.

Personally I hate it when pigs go after me. I consider it an insult that they think they have a chance.
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Old 08-03-08, 03:01 PM   #2
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By the way, eventually I went to washroom and came back and said I had to go because I had to get up early. She looked like she was going to cry, and practically begged me not to go. Pathetic. If she devoted as much effort to dieting and exercising maybe she wouldn't have this problem.
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Old 08-03-08, 03:06 PM   #3
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2 ways #1.

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Old 08-03-08, 03:19 PM   #5
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My friend Frankie had a co-worker hit on him. he said she looked like Benny Hill with a wig. Well after about a few weeks of love notes and flirting he had enough. one night in the elevator she said to him " i wanna see your expression as you shoot your load." Guess was was horny or maybe fed up with the constant harrasment cause he said, "ok lets go to my car and do this then." They both went to frankies car were he wipped out his cock and after a few minutes he finished. frankie thought that was that when she said "ok now you do me." She steched open her Spandex pants and he immediatley knew it was gonna be bad. The stench of decomposing tuna hit him at once. He fingured her and she came after a few seconds. She said thanks and left his car. frankie said he had to use bleach to get the smell off his fingures. When he told me this story, i almost puked. The moral here Math is Pussy is Pussy , but bad smelly Pussy sucks!
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Old 08-03-08, 03:49 PM   #6
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Math, show her your 2 inch pecker. She'll laugh and then never talk to you again.
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Old 08-03-08, 04:21 PM   #7
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Pork this fatty. She'll do anything in the sack. Makes for a good story and memory.
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Old 08-03-08, 04:36 PM   #8
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This happens to me quite often, I am usually pleasant but don't say much.
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Old 08-03-08, 04:43 PM   #9
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Mathy, Put it in her mouth
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Old 08-03-08, 05:03 PM   #10
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Just accept a BJ from her and blow load on her face and then drift away.

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Old 08-03-08, 05:12 PM   #11
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Just accept a BJ from her and blow load on her face and then drift away.

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Old 08-03-08, 06:25 PM   #12
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yeah let baus hit. He'll hit anything
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Old 08-03-08, 06:30 PM   #13
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Would not even accept a BJ from this girl. Not to mention that they get attached after shit like that - think you want to marry them suddenly.

BAUS is not into guys. I have seen him at the clubs and he only leaves w/ A+ female specimens.

treece, I am actually huge in the pants. that would only make her want it more. believe me, in this situation a small pecker would be golden.
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Old 08-03-08, 06:41 PM   #14
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Would not even accept a BJ from this girl. Not to mention that they get attached after shit like that - think you want to marry them suddenly.

BAUS is not into guys. I have seen him at the clubs and he only leaves w/ A+ female specimens.

treece, I am actually huge in the pants. that would only make her want it more. believe me, in this situation a small pecker would be golden.
What color is BAUS hair? I have seen him at the club too. A+ is small titties. Why would BAUS leave with small titties women when he can have D+?
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Old 08-03-08, 06:42 PM   #15
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Black

Am positive he does not dye it. All natural type of guy. Class act, too.
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Old 08-03-08, 06:44 PM   #16
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I would fuk her for like 2 weeks and use her. Any opportunity you get Mathy you should grab it when it comes to sex.
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See, I might consider nailing her if that was it.

But she will want to make out. Disgusting.
She will want me to go down on her. Not a fukkin chance.
She will want me to cuddle her. Disgusting.
She will expect flowers. No money.
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Old 08-03-08, 07:58 PM   #18
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Math, show her your 2 inch pecker. She'll laugh and then never talk to you again.
I disagree. Show her that pecker, and she will crave that pecker.

The fatty's are horny, they want the pecker, they need the pecker.
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Baus you are from Tampa area right?
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Math, show her your 2 inch pecker. She'll laugh and then never talk to you again.
A 2 inch pecker in a fatty's vagina is like a flea in a dog's fur. She won't feel it.
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Old 08-03-08, 08:17 PM   #21
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I would tell her you aren't interested in any involvement with co-workers but hope she might be interested in a final going away party. Before you leave the job see how far she is willing to go? You might be surprised. At worst this ploy buy you some time.
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Old 08-03-08, 08:22 PM   #22
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Send her to Rogue. We can all see her then.
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Old 08-03-08, 08:29 PM   #23
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A 2 inch pecker in a fatty's vagina is like a flea in a dog's fur. She won't feel it.
Use the anus if needed. May be a snugger fit if working with a 2 inch pop cock.
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wear a t-shirt saying you hate fat ugly people to work

for added effect put her picture below but that if she is not taking the hint
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Baus you are from Tampa area right?

Nah, I was just staying there for awhile in the spring.

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You people have jobs? Crazy.
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Bone the sh1t out of her, and call it a day.
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What happened here then? Any updates?
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Old 11-28-08, 02:26 PM   #30
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Wow, you bump a 4 month old post? Are you the co-worker, citlec?

I avoided her at work like the plague. There were work gatherings I went to frequently but stopped going after that because she'd be there. On my last day I left without saying bye to her. I still have nightmares.

You have to be 99% sure a co-worker likes you before you put the moves on. Otherwise you will just embarrass yourself, like she did.

Why did you have to remind me of this citlec??
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i love this thread, updates please!!!

i wonder if that pig looks like my avatar?
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not quite that bad, wtf.

not even just the looks, but had this disgusting manly stomach laugh. Often her belly would poke through the bottom of her shirt.

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Old 11-28-08, 02:41 PM   #33
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math- i am laughing so loud now..... i love it.

belly hanging out, what a pig.

this recently happened to me , this fukin nasty cougar started in on me. and i was not the best looking guy, i guess she would go for the low hanging fruit, ME.

we were with a group, and we started getting stinking drunk, THEN SHE KISSED ME in the bar. she was a potential client, so i had to kiss her.

she was not fat, but totally washed up hag. i almost got ill.
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She reminds me of a younger version of Roseanne.

Nasty.
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