[Fang-Banger]

Pics of one way ticket or it isn't happen

My thoughts exactly

[Cappy]

Wave that shit around on fremont street, the tweakers will make sure you never go anywhere again

[WvGambler]

this guy back yet?

[shaggy3000]

Stay away from hookers and blow.

thats a must. and hell just play a big ML favorite for a couple grand a day. they should give a room for that and it will hit a bunch of times. if theyre good enough teams against weak teams they will just about always at least win

[Doug]

Like I said earlier.....if you need to work ( and you probably will with a 20k BR) , you're looking at making 15k a year in Vegas....if you can even get a job......well unless you're a hot chick, then 150k+ yearly.

[King Mayan]

just got approved for food stamps here in michigan so that takes care of the food part...getting 337 a month for food and the friend im going out there with gets 200 a month. $537 a month between us two is plenty...next im getting full max unemployment so my check will roll in every 2 weeks while im there...this is shaping to be a great plan! AMERICA ...WHERE IF YOU'RE HUNGRY THEY FEED YOU AND IF YOU HAVE NO JOB THEY PAY YOU!!!!

stop fukking it up for other people that really need it scumbag!!

[Brick]

Bunk up with the meatman and you should last a while

[VegasInsider]

You're a real douche for taking food stamps and unemployment, yet running to Vegas with a knot in your pocket.

[texassoljaz]

wow! sounds like a nice adventure.. but after reading this whole thread. its pretty f****d up. foodstamp and unemployment.. douche

[texassoljaz]

i just hope you dont blow all your money.. good luck anyways.. even tho i dont support you filing for foodstamp and unemployment..

[Cap dat 4ss]

Haters, every godddamned one of you. If you believe people taking food stamps and unemployment checks are the root of the countries problems you have no hope. You are too fuccking ingorant to understand while we'll never be out of debt, things like borrowing all of our money from a private bank at interest. hmmmm

Zenyatta, congtrats on getting approved. post pics and vids, wish you the best. And just remember, while being successful and making money would be great, the odds really are against you here bud. Use this for the experience. Embrace the moment and have fun. meet contacts and become a part of the culture. Soak it up before heading to Cali my friend.

[sweethook]

no way in hell ul make it your a fukin kid i see and your wanting taxpayers to feed your ass while you learn to gamble - hell no and no gl 4 you at all bam

[Bartmeister]

how is it fraud now that i dont have a job or any source of income??? thanks for bring a smarty!!

Reference the food stamps- Didn't Social Services/Welfare ask you to list your financial assets? Maybe you forgot to list your 20K in cash you had? lol

[zam77]

Plan: Live on food stamps, collect unemployment and gamble... you will blow through 20 dimes in a month out there. What a complete waste of money.

[kmarinouofm]

thats a must. and hell just play a big ML favorite for a couple grand a day. they should give a room for that and it will hit a bunch of times. if theyre good enough teams against weak teams they will just about always at least win

no book comps for sports plays.. i wish they did.. i would never spend a dime on a room in vegas

[MB]

Good luck dude. Do that shit. I moved to Reno with less than a G. Had to sleep in my car the whole first week. Made enough to get an apt and then some. 20gs is a good roll, don't go back broke

[YorkHunt]

I would take your 20Gs and just invest it into SVM stock..went up 31 points today..told people to take it.

No matter you think and how good of a capper you are, VEGAS WILL ALWAYS BE A STEP AHEAD!

Good luck though hope your the next walters

[jwbjwbjwb12]

good luck man sounds like a great fuking time. post stories, pics, videos and plays so we know how things are going. dont let anyone tell you that you cant do it. BOL

[Fishscale]

Why don't you start sending out your resume and try to further your career. That will be worth more in the long term.

Btw-your Michigan food stamps won't work in Nevada.

and bilking the system for food stamps and unemployment is bad karma. I give you 2 months before you're broke and starving begging your family to buy you a ticket back home. Here's how this scenario will in reality play out:

After returning home with nowhere to stay, your parents out of pity take you in. You will be forced to sleep in that little ass bed in the same house you grew up in, in your old room that's been converted into your dad's home office. And the Refrigerator Perry poster will still be on the wall.

Each day they will insist you get a job, that coupled with your increasing hatred of your mother, listening to the same family stories you heard growing up, out of shear desperation, you'll take either a shitty construction job with a slavedriving foreman as your boss, or you'll work the fry station at McDonalds.

Just when your life couldn't get any worse, it does. After a late shift at Mickey D's, a heated affair begins with a fat brunette who works drive thru. You **** her in the back of an oldsmobile in the parking lot, half clothed in your uniforms. Nine months later you have a greasy son. Your mother is horrified, your father thinks it's hilarious.

Eventually you will get promoted to assistant manager. You will start gambling again, hit a win streak and quit your job, thinking the rough tides have subsided. You will continue to win for several months building your bankroll. You will carry on multiple affairs with trashy women. The fat brunette will grow tired of your antics and start plotting a way to destroy you. Around this time you will check your balances and find you have been cleaned out. She will file a false police report for domestic violence and you'll be arrested, tried, and sentenced.

Upon your release from jail, you will try to get your old job back at McDonalds, but the fat brunette is now the manager and they don't hire convicted felons.

[newguy]

just got approved for food stamps here in michigan so that takes care of the food part...getting 337 a month for food and the friend im going out there with gets 200 a month. $537 a month between us two is plenty...next im getting full max unemployment so my check will roll in every 2 weeks while im there...this is shaping to be a great plan! AMERICA ...WHERE IF YOU'RE HUNGRY THEY FEED YOU AND IF YOU HAVE NO JOB THEY PAY YOU!!!!

Douche

[kmarinouofm]

ouch

[Kav]

Why does he have to go to Vegas. What is wrong with any offshore sportsbook.

vegas lifestyle and thrill im assuming.

[beanbag]

you can do a lot with 20k.. but what amount if you win will be satisfied with? 100k? 40k? its all about knowing when to put down the larger bets.. and just cruise