[zentiense]

I was real tight with this chick -- she was basically the female version of me -- then one of my best friends got hung up on her and she tried to seduce him (though she had a boyfriend already who lived far away). I got pissed off and wrote her the nastiest email I've ever written someone I cared about -- I basically called her an alcoholic slut. This all happened about a year ago -- I haven't talked to her since -- but NOW I really miss her and regret stepping in on her private life (and my other friend's private life). Should I attempt to make amends? I'm starting to think that perhaps I was just jealous -- envy is a powerful, destructive force. It's not like I want to get with this chick -- I have my own girlfriend and am not the cheating type -- but man do I miss her. What would other degenerate gamblers do in this situation? (Why do I feel like this is a Dear Abby letter?) Should I roll teh dice and apologize, risking being drawn into annoying drama? Something tells me "yes."

[gummo]

If she is just like you then there is no chance it would ever work...so take solace in that. other than that I see no reason why you couldnt stick a half potato in her current boyfriends tailpipe.

[jtuck]

If you want to make amends then do it, what's the worst thing she can do? Say no?

[Junkyard Dog]

double team her w/ ur boy

[zentiense]

Originally Posted by Junkyard Dog

double team her w/ ur boy

She is pretttttttttty hot. I'll bring this up with my buddy and we'll see what happens.

In all seriousness, I was never looking to get with her. Friends is all I ask for -- but damn sexual attraction gets in the way...

[gordon gekko]

Females as just friends is a no no and if you don't want drama forget about it.

[purecarnagge]

bad idea...will fail within a year. And thats a lock

[zentiense]

Will the tag-teaming fail within a year? I feel like I should FADE "locks" when I hear them...

[hackattack]

Move on.
History has a way of repeating itself.

[Kritz23]

Win millions upon millions of dollars. E-mail her back with a video of you laying around in the cash and say to the camera 'I miss your company, lets chill'. She'll be over quicker than you can say 'I don't let girls on top because I never f\*\*k up'. Wait til she falls asleep then jizz in her eyes, slap her across the face, and run like hell. Don't forget afterward to change your cell number and address as she will now have no way to get back in touch with you.

This plan has a higher rate of success than John Morrison's 97% win rate.

Good luck! You might need it.

[zentiense]

Thanks fellas for the advice (especially about tag teaming or jizzing on the eyeballs) -- but the real question is... how can I get her into gambling? Should I secretly sign her up at Bookmaker and send her the login details on a note attached to a flower? Maybe put $50 in there and tell her "It was only you -- it's always been you!" I'm convinced that if she started seeing some of the locks you boys post she'd definitely enjoy any "locks" I can give her.

[SBR_John]

Apologize and see what happens. If she tells you to suck donkey dong you are where you are now anyway. Its a free roll.

[MonkeyF0cker]

I agree with John, for the most part. I think the Bookmaker account is a really bad idea. I don't know to what extent you should apologize, however. Perhaps she deserved the things you said. Maybe a simple "What's up? We cool?" might be in order and go from there. I learned long ago not to apologize to girls for things you felt. It will only either allow you to get walked on by that girl or cause you to keep emotions pent up in the future, both leading to further conflict down the road. My two cents...

[RogueJuror]

go for it

[daggerkobe]

This sounds as madeup as those letters in Playboy.

[swede96]

Originally Posted by MonkeyF0cker

I agree with John, for the most part. I think the Bookmaker account is a really bad idea. I don't know to what extent you should apologize, however. Perhaps she deserved the things you said. Maybe a simple "What's up? We cool?" might be in order and go from there. I learned long ago not to apologize to girls for things you felt. It will only either allow you to get walked on by that girl or cause you to keep emotions pent up in the future, both leading to further conflict down the road. My two cents...

I think you should apologize for what you said, not how you felt. Explain it to her. Tell her you know it was wrong to talk to her that way, but you can't help how you felt. See what happens. You have nothing to lose. If nothing else, you'll feel better knowing you tried.