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Old 07-05-08, 10:45 PM   #1
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If Jesus is the son of God who is his mother before he was sent to earth in 0 AD?

They say in the Bible that he sent his son to earth to save people. That means he has another mother if he was sent and is the son of God.
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Old 07-05-08, 10:52 PM   #2
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Mrs. Claus. God had an affair with Santa's wife. I thought everyone knew that...
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Old 07-05-08, 10:52 PM   #3
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If Jesus is the son of God who is his mother before he was sent to earth in 0 AD?

They say in the Bible that he sent his son to earth to save people. That means he has another mother if he was sent and is the son of God.
Maybe if you actually read the bible , you would not ask such questions.
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Old 07-05-08, 10:53 PM   #4
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Jesus Christ Pavy.
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Old 07-05-08, 10:54 PM   #5
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A little boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" His mother says," God is both male and female." The little boy is still confused and asks his mother, "Is God black or white?" His mother says, "God is both black and white." The confused little boy asks again, "Is God gay or straight?" The mother replies, "God is both gay and straight!" The little boy is really confused and asks his mother, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

That could be the answer.

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Old 07-05-08, 10:55 PM   #6
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jesus being the son of GOD travels about the 12 constalations

mary as in jesus's mother is a reprresantion of virgo which is a house of bread being the december time of harvest
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Old 07-05-08, 10:57 PM   #7
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Peace be with you. I bet everything I own that this thread will solve nothing.
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Old 07-05-08, 10:58 PM   #8
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pavvy wtf why argue

where is hedgehog?
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Maybe if you actually read the bible , you would not ask such questions.
I said many times I don't believe God exists. It is your responsibility to make me a believer. Just answer my question.
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Old 07-05-08, 11:03 PM   #10
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I said many times I don't believe God exists. It is your responsibility to make me a believer. Just answer my question.
Like I said before , if you read the bible you would not have to ask the question.
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Peace be with you. I bet everything I own that this thread will solve nothing.
x + 1 = 4
x = 4 - 1
x = 3

You lose. Pay up.
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Old 07-05-08, 11:05 PM   #12
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Pavy , your theory works both ways. Prove there is no God.
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Like I said before , if you read the bible you would not have to ask the question.
Why do you assume I'm a Christian?
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Pavy , your theory works both ways. Prove there is no God.

How can you prove something for which there is no evidence existed?
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Pavy , your theory works both ways. Prove there is no God.
I can prove there is no God. No body was ever found. Organized religion is the root of all mankinds problems. Christianity, Muslim, Hindu, Judaism, etc.

Romans or Ancient Greeks never fought religious wars because they didn't believe in organized religion.
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Why do you assume I'm a Christian?
Well , your first post mentions what the bible says. So if you want to make a statement about the bible you could easily read it and then you would not look foolish asking such a question.
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Pavy , your theory works both ways. Prove there is no God.
Not really.

It's up to the person making the claim of existence to prove the affirmative, not up to the skeptic to prove the negative.

For example ... can you prove to me there's no Spiderman?
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I can prove there is no God. No body was ever found. Organized religion is the root of all mankinds problems. Christianity, Muslim, Hindu, Judaism, etc.

Romans or Ancient Greeks never fought religious wars because they didn't believe in organized religion.
Prove how the earth was created.

Why does no one have the same DNA

Why are people from different parts of the world suited for their climate.

I could go on and on but just try those first.
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Not really.

It's up to the person making the claim of existence to prove the affirmative, not up to the skeptic to prove the negative.

For example ... can you prove to me there's no Spiderman?
Sure , the comic strip writer that made him up said so.
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Prove how the earth was created.

Why does no one have the same DNA

Why are people from different parts of the world suited for their climate.

I could go on and on but just try those first.
1) Because we're all differnt...thats science, not god.

2) People are suited to their climate because theyre born into it, much the same as normal kids that are brainwashed by jehovas witnesses for example.
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Prove how the earth was created.

Why does no one have the same DNA

Why are people from different parts of the world suited for their climate.

I could go on and on but just try those first.
1. The Bing Bang created Earth and the Solar System.

2. Because of the evolution of the species. If everyone has the same DNA then God exists.

3. Because of the evolution of the species. Humans adapt to the climate, not the other way.
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1) Because we're all differnt...thats science, not god.

2) People are suited to their climate because theyre born into it, much the same as normal kids that are brainwashed by jehovas witnesses for example.
where did science come from ?
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1. The Bing Bang created Earth and the Solar System.

2. Because of the evolution of the species. If everyone has the same DNA then God exists.

3. Because of the evolution of the species. Humans adapt to the climate, not the other way.
So the big bang made species ?
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Science is the 'road atlas' of how things work. Science has evolved by mans education over the years. Nothing to do with god. Example: Get 2 loaves and 5 fishes and try to feed a family of 5. Then try 5000. Your 'science' is laughable at best.
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So the big bang made species ?
It's definitely not God in 7 days. How do you expain million year old fossils? Don't tell me God made them in 7 days.
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It's definitely not God in 7 days. How do you expain million year old fossils? Don't tell me God made them in 7 days.
Read your comment here and look how stupid you sound.
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Read your comment here and look how stupid you sound.
Thats a bit rich considering youre asking us to beileve you can catergorically prove there was a guy that could walk on water. Only Tiger Woods can do that.
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Thats a bit rich considering youre asking us to beileve you can catergorically prove there was a guy that could walk on water. Only Tiger Woods can do that.
I've walked on water many times.(It was January, the lake was frozen) Easy.
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For anyone to say you have to prove it and we do not shows who is clueless.
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I've walked on water many times.(It was January, the lake was frozen) Easy.
i take your point. He wants me to beileve this was achieved in the searing heat of israel.
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Thats a bit rich considering youre asking us to beileve you can catergorically prove there was a guy that could walk on water. Only Tiger Woods can do that.
What does a fossil a miilion years old have to do with 7 days ?
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Science is the 'road atlas' of how things work. Science has evolved by mans education over the years. Nothing to do with god. Example: Get 2 loaves and 5 fishes and try to feed a family of 5. Then try 5000. Your 'science' is laughable at best.
nothing can evolve from nothing its impossible.

science has been proven wrong.

Carbon dating has been proven wrong.
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What does a fossil a miilion years old have to do with 7 days ?

Ive no idea, ask the guy who made that comment.
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Old 07-05-08, 11:33 PM   #35
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What are you guys talking about? The earth is only about 6,000 years old or so....
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