[betplom]

Originally Posted by SlickFazzer

Nicky you are the toughest SOB SBR has ever seen.

It is now official.

Nicky looks like he is about 5 ft 7 in tall.

Fazzer, your quote should read:

Originally Posted by SlickFazzer

Nicky you are the toughest 5 ft 7 in SOB SBR has ever seen.

It's now fixed.

Santauro's video sounds like he's auditioning for a gig with WWE.

[bigblue74]

Funny stuff

[RealSlimShady]

Good video, Nicky. I guess there is some truth to JJ's theory that a disproportionate number of gamblers are bald.

[Nicky Santoro]

thanks guys.. .and girls...



plommer,

you are close, i am 5'9 and a half. i'm sorry everyone if i was mad, I LOST IT. I am not done with this richie.. This richie has pushed me over the edge. I have never yelled like this ever..

speaking of richie, how tall is he? We have never seen richie ever stand up.. he's always sitting down. In all honesty, this kid can be anywhere from 5'1 to 6'5.. does anyone know? I need to know this info in case this guy comes after me.. i think he might be coming to pay me a visit, and that is why my doors are all locked right now. this kid is nuts, he's from east stl.. i know he's got a bad temper on him.


and speaking of richie again... WHERE THE HELL IS HE? no sign of him anywhere. i am curious to see his response. will he come back at me and be nice and apologize, OR will he come back at me with a video telling me to go f-ck myself and challenge me to a fight.

i have a feeling it will be the latter.

[SlickFazzer]

Originally Posted by Nicky Santauro

thanks guys.. .and girls...



plommer,

you are close, i am 5'9 and a half. i'm sorry everyone if i was mad, I LOST IT. I am not done with this richie.. This richie has pushed me over the edge. I have never yelled like this ever..

speaking of richie, how tall is he? We have never seen richie ever stand up.. he's always sitting down. In all honesty, this kid can be anywhere from 5'1 to 6'5.. does anyone know? I need to know this info in case this guy comes after me.. i think he might be coming to pay me a visit, and that is why my doors are all locked right now. this kid is nuts, he's from east stl.. i know he's got a bad temper on him.


and speaking of richie again... WHERE THE HELL IS HE? no sign of him anywhere. i am curious to see his response. will he come back at me and be nice and apologize, OR will he come back at me with a video telling me to go f-ck myself and challenge me to a fight.

i have a feeling it will be the latter.

Nicky, I think you are correct. Thought I remember Richkas saying something once like, "i'm not a fighter, but if you want to fight, I will fight."

You may have provoked him Nicky. Richie is a dangerous man, he knows people.....He walks through East St. Louis at 3am with out any fear - locals are afraid of him I bet.

Hopefully you and he can get this resolved in peace.

[CrazyLou]

Nicky should do stand up, guy is hilarious.

[poetwarrior41]

Great video Nicky, i got to tell you, i havent laughed this hard in a long time. Maybe the best video ever put out by an SBR poster. Those lines about his dog were classic! I do need to clarify a few things for JJ though:

1. Nicky is definately not mexican, sorry pal but his french canadien accent was in full force on that video. Ive been around latinos my whole life, and no region besides Canada has that accent.
2.All pro gamblers nap during the afternoon, its a staple in our routine. A nice couch is mandatory in the room your betting out of.
3. Is it just me or is Nicky a "spitting image" of the ex ECW Heavyweight Champion and current WWE announcer the human suplex machine......... TAZ ?

[poetwarrior41]

This one really captures the rage in Nickys video

[Nicky Santoro]

thanks poet, but you are right about the couch, i do take a lot of naps on it. i also sleep on it every night. it is my bed.

poet, that couch has taken a beating like you can't imagine. poor couch. not only do i eat on it, sleep on it, watch my games on it.. but i also wack off on it.. i have probably wacked off on that couch maybe 487 times.. and that's just in the last 5 weeks.


boys,

where is richie? i am starting to get really worried for the kid. NO SIGN OF HIM now for almost 24 hrs. i hope he didn't end it all. i might have been a bit harsh on the kid. but i am sorry, i just couldn't take it anymore. i blew up.


richie, are you ok.. i hope you're not dead.. don't do anything foolish, richie.. please don't. i can't live with this conscience for the rest of my life.

BUT ONCE I KNOW YOU'RE OK.. I WILL BE PISSED AGAIN.

[BadNina]

Nicky, do you need a hug, honey?

[betplom]

Originally Posted by BadNina

Nicky, do you need a hug, honey?

I think he would like to start out with a hug, but only as a pre-cursor to something more pleasurable, didn't you read that he has masturbated on his couch almost 500 times recently.

A hug just ain't gonna do it.

I think he needs another Dominican vacation, drain some of that "leche".

[Nicky Santoro]

Originally Posted by BadNina

Nicky, do you need a hug, honey?

BIG TIME



NINA, PLS DON'T LOSE ANY RESPECT FOR ME AFTER THAT EPISODE. I AM USUALLY A VERY NICE GUY AND VERY CALM.. I AM NOT AGRESSIVE OR ABUSIVE. NINA, I HOPE I DIDN'T PUT ON A BAD IMPRESSION LAST NIGHT.. THE LAST THING I WANT IS FOR YOU TO THINK I AM AN A HOLE.. NINA, THAT RICHIE GOT THROUGH MY SKIN LAST NIGHT. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE HE'D GO TO EOG AND STAB US IN THE BACK, AFTER HE TOLD US HE'D NEVER GO BACK..

NINA, THANK GOD RICHIE WAS NOT IN FRONT OF ME LAST NIGHT, OR I MIGHT HAVE SWUNG AT HIM. NINA, I DIDN'T SLEEP A WINK LAST NIGHT BECAUSE MY HEART WAS RACING ALL NIGHT.. I ALMOST CHECKED MYSELF INTO THE E.R. LAST NIGHT. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE. THANKFULLY, I AM MORE CALM NOW.

[BadNina]

It's ok, Nicky. I could tell you were upset and not your normal calm self.

But even I wander over there to look around and get a chuckle or 5 every time SBR John posts a smackdown or two. I am sure that Richie still loves you best.

[woodg8]

Originally Posted by Nicky Santauro

thanks guys.. .and girls...



plommer,

you are close, i am 5'9 and a half. i'm sorry everyone if i was mad, I LOST IT. I am not done with this richie.. This richie has pushed me over the edge. I have never yelled like this ever..

speaking of richie, how tall is he? We have never seen richie ever stand up.. he's always sitting down. In all honesty, this kid can be anywhere from 5'1 to 6'5.. does anyone know? I need to know this info in case this guy comes after me.. i think he might be coming to pay me a visit, and that is why my doors are all locked right now. this kid is nuts, he's from east stl.. i know he's got a bad temper on him.


and speaking of richie again... WHERE THE HELL IS HE? no sign of him anywhere. i am curious to see his response. will he come back at me and be nice and apologize, OR will he come back at me with a video telling me to go f-ck myself and challenge me to a fight.

i have a feeling it will be the latter.

Shut up you lil' pussyole

[jjgold]

Richie is hiding, maybe this video scared the man of stone. I was not scared because I know how sick Nicky is. Is Nicky from the 70's?? I swear I have not seen those shorts on a guy since the disco age. Lots of guys including me wore those in Studio 54 way back but now they are outdated.

[Heartman2]

Nicky, you sent a pizza to the guys house when he was having a bad day. What a true friend!!!

I fully understand why you are so pissed that he posted at EOG.

Richkas, how did the pizza taste. You owe Nicky an apology dude!!!

[flyingillini]

Originally Posted by jjgold

Richie is hiding, maybe this video scared the man of stone. I was not scared because I know how sick Nicky is. Is Nicky from the 70's?? I swear I have not seen those shorts on a guy since the disco age. Lots of guys including me wore those in Studio 54 way back but now they are outdated.

Great post JJ. HaHa I agree

[Nicky Santoro]

Originally Posted by Heartman2

Nicky, you sent a pizza to the guys house when he was having a bad day. What a true friend!!!

I fully understand why you are so pissed that he posted at EOG.

Richkas, how did the pizza taste. You owe Nicky an apology dude!!!

THANKS HEARTY.. HEARTY, I SENT HIM AN EXTRA LARGE HAWAIIAN SPECIAL.. BECAUSE I KNOW RICHIE CAN EAT.. IF ANYONE CAN PACK IT IN, IT'S HIM. HEARTY, I SENT IT TO HIM BECAUSE I FELT BAD FOR THE KID. WE HAVE NEVER ONCE SEEN HIM EAT ANYTHING IN HIS VID, ONLY DRINK BUD.. SO I FIGURED THE KID HASN'T HAD A DECENT MEAL IN 25 YRS AND HE NEEDED HIS ENERGY WITH SOME CARBS.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT HEARTY, HE NEVER EVEN SAID THANK YOU TO ME.. NOT ONCE..HE JUST TOOK THAT PIZZA AND ATE IT. THAT MOTHER F-CKERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. ..

HEARTY, I AM DONE WITH THIS BUM.

[choking]

Man.. this forum is hardcore. Never thought someone could get effed up for posting on another forum.

That video seriously made my day.



Kind of reminiscent, no?

[woodg8]

Originally Posted by choking

Man.. this forum is hardcore. Never thought someone could get effed up for posting on another forum.

It's ****ing TREASON.

[BadNina]

You oughtta see what we do to people who don't change out the toilet paper rolls.

[zootiehead]

Pure genius.

Nicky, you are a Legend!

[flyingillini]

"Rickhas take this dotcom. hahaha

[Nicky Santoro]

zoots and flyer, i was fu-ckin mad, and i still am. i am only 20% much calmer than yesterday. speaking of that mother f-cker, where is that mother f-cker richie anyways? why hasn't he responded yet. i would love to see this east stl thug come back and tell me off. If he does come back to me and tell me off, i swear, i will have a video waiting for him to give it to him again. i need to let out steam.. richie, where are you.. come on big boy, let's go.. we want a response.. zootie, i can't beleive i bought this guy an extra large pizza, with extra pepperoni and extra cheese.

will richie hammer me in his next vid?

Yes -145
No +125

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by Nicky Santauro

will richie hammer me in his next vid?

Yes -145
No +125

I don't think he will Mr.Nicky, or he would have already done it.

[robzilla]

Please raise for the singing of the Soviet National anthem.

Nicky you are the man!

[InTheHole]

Is that why you are over there you canadian clown?

[wtf]

now this is ironic

that video was hysterical, never saw it

now he is over there being their bitch