[mofome]

You won GBP 600,000. contact (Mr.Alfred) at deskofsip@yahoo.com.hk
withyour name,address,occuaption,phone number for your claims

I will use these winnings for the next SBR Tourney.

[SlickFazzer]

I will use these winnings for the next SBR Tourney.

Sweet. I bet I have been offered over a trillion dollars the past few months. Didn't even know I was so popular overseas.....

[mofome]

Sweet. I bet I have been offered over a trillion dollars the past few months. Didn't even know I was so popular overseas.....

Stop trying to steal my thunder.

[ritehook]

I got this ex-govt official from Nigeria who wants to cut me in on a $10,000,000 fortune, hidden in an African mountain . . .

[SlickFazzer]

I replied to one of these once to egg em on a bit - seemed like after that I was the heir to every dead rich arab on the planet.

[Wrigley]

I thought you were going to be a daddy for a moment mofo

[mofome]

I thought you were going to be a daddy for a moment mofo

The world is not ready for a little mofo. He would be averaging 34 posts a day by the time he was 6.

[BrentCrude]

If I had Bill Gates's money here is what I would do for fun.I would find out who the biggest supreme A-holes were ''bullies from schooland socialist politicians''.etc''and I would get these really,really phoney and cheesey e-mails sent to them saying that someone has a million dollars pure after taxes cash for them and the offer would expire on a certain day.I would even have on the e-mail's or snail mail that they were of Liberian origin to make them really stinky.I would put crap on the mail like,this is a personal invitation from King Mujambo of the mineral-natural resource laden Hootoo province to contact him toll free for the money.Of course they would think it was bogus and never follow through trying to get the mill.I would then contact them and stress that,yes indeed ,the offer was 100% real but it expired yesterday.

The only bad thing about that would be,word would spread about there being real offers going around and alot of naive decent people would get hurt chasing the bogus offers.

If I were Gates,I would have so much fun with pranks that I wouldn't have time to work at Microsoft.

[picantel]

When I am bored I play with them. One of the scammers actually sent me a check for 500k because he thought I was a CEO of a large company. I was to deposit and immediately wire him back 450k. Hahaha I played him for awhile until he figured it out.