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    I have decided to start training for ping pong for the Olympics. I am looking for a country to let me compete for them since I don't think I will be good enough for the US olympic trials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    I have decided to start training for ping pong for the Olympics. I am looking for a country to let me compete for them since I don't think I will be good enough for the US olympic trials.
    It is not called Ping Pong. If you want to be taken serious in the sports you better start calling it the correct name. Table Tennis.

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    try iraq

    i hear it's nice this time of year

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldengoat View Post
    try iraq

    i hear it's nice this time of year
    I can't compete for Iraq. I am not muslim.

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    A sport with hollow balls, how appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    I have decided to start training for ping pong for the Olympics. I am looking for a country to let me compete for them since I don't think I will be good enough for the US olympic trials.
    I think tonsil hockey suits you better.

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    I can't compete in hockey or pool. They are not olympic sports! I am looking for a country that has no history in ping pong. I was an ace in highschool. We used to make bets with the other linebackers after the gym workouts on who will win in ping pong. I have a spinning serve and a killer backhand boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    I can't compete in hockey or pool. They are not olympic sports! I am looking for a country that has no history in ping pong. I was an ace in highschool. We used to make bets with the other linebackers after the gym workouts on who will win in ping pong. I have a spinning serve and a killer backhand boys.


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    i know a hooker who is pretty good at serving ping pong balls also.

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    When you see me at the olympics competing for Burundi or Lichtestein you will realise I am not kidding. I am big boys. I rule in ping pong baby!

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    Man, that has to go up as somebodies signature for sure! What a quote.

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    I just bought a 300 dollar table bring it

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