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Old 05-31-2008, 07:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Almost got DUI this morning....

WOW am I lucky as fukk..... Just got back from police station. Was sitting in holding cell for 4 hours until I got a hold of my brother. He bailed me out. I am going to court for reckless driving however... I passed the sobriety test that the cop gave me on the sidewalk. I had to follow the pen from side to side, i had to count from 30 to zero backwards, I had to say the alphabet A to R, I had to stand on 1 foot and count to twenty.... And I passed it with flying colors baby. The cop knew I was either over the limit or real close bc he said well there is no way in hell your driving tonight but considere today your lucky day since you did good with the field sobriety test. I am like ok.... ughh time to go to bed
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Why did they pull you over?
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Old 05-31-2008, 08:30 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Why did they pull you over?
Riding his tricycle at 2am without proper reflectors
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Old 05-31-2008, 09:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Don't drive drunk - it's a bad gamble.

One DUI will cost you about 5k in legal costs and increased insurance premiums.
$20 Cab: putting up with an accent if you engage in talk.

You think you have less than a 1 in 250 chance of getting a DUI? Take a cab.

That, and roughly half the accidents killing people involve alcohol. At 0.10, you're about 5 times as likely to get in an accident as a sober driver.

Most people don't realize how easy it is to get to 0.08. If you're an average 200 pound guy and have 2 tall ones (22 oz beers) in 1 hour, you're right at the edge. A third one in the next hour will put you over.

If you like to drink late, you could be drunk the next morning. If you go out at 10pm and drink 12 beers, this same big guy might be over the limit at 8am the next morning.

The more successful drunk driver programs are no longer trying to get people to quit drinking. Instead, they are trying to make you aware of your status, and change habits. It's easy to have a good time and be safe, but you have to plan ahead.
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Old 05-31-2008, 09:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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phuck the cops.
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Old 05-31-2008, 11:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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He was coming back from a compulsive liars meeting.
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Old 05-31-2008, 11:38 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I have had 5 dui
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Old 05-31-2008, 11:57 AM   #8 (permalink)
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happens to the best of us
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Old 05-31-2008, 12:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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He was coming back from a compulsive liars meeting.
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Old 05-31-2008, 12:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Lucky it wasn't deuce pulled over. Phucker can't even count from 1 to 10. No wonder he's lost track of all his hockey trophies.
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Old 05-31-2008, 12:27 PM   #11 (permalink)
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DUI's very overrated

I don't think they are that bad
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Breathalyzer
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:03 PM   #13 (permalink)
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DUI's very overrated

I don't think they are that bad
tell the 1.000,000+ dead that you lousy low life cunt rag.
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:09 PM   #14 (permalink)
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hey 5star what area were you in?
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:39 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2008, 05:25 PM   #16 (permalink)
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wtf, they didn't give you a Breathalyzer
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Old 05-31-2008, 05:31 PM   #17 (permalink)
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wtf, they didn't give you a Breathalyzer

No, said I passed the Field Sobriety test and he goes.... "I know for a fact you are right around .08 so consider this your lucky day" I go, yes officer I will admit I am very close to the legal limit, I have sober friends or family that I can pick me up in 10 minutes. He said well I am going to take you into the police station to book you for reckless driving and make sure your not driving. I am like ok whatever, they put me in the holding cell and I had to wait until 6 am to get picked up. It was bs but I cant complain I didnt get a DUI and I VERY well could have
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