[jjgold]

1. SSLP
2. MoFo
3.Richkas
4. Gold
5. Sharky

Common who would beat us in a street football game where anything goes?

NO ONE

I challenge any guys that can come up with a better tougher 5.

[Deuce]

1.Deuce
2.Mofo
3.Buzzy
4.Quebb
5.5 Star


You would fold. Dead. Richkas can't tie his shoes without weezing. Gold is a fag.

[pavyracer]

Originally Posted by jjgold

1. SSLP
2. MoFo
3.Richkas
4. Gold
5. Sharky

Common who would beat us in a street football game where anything goes?

NO ONE

I challenge any guys that can come up with a better tougher 5.

Is jjgold the water boy of the gang?

[jjgold]

Paver...........Strike Two Pal

[Deuce]

Originally Posted by jjgold

Paver...........Strike Two Pal

Really, you stand no chance against my starting 5.

[Shark79]

How could Mo be on both teams???

Deuce if u bring em midget trophies I would fold .....

[AgainstAllOdds]

you guys cant have mofo on the same team..

[Deuce]

I'll take Compactor as a sub.

[5 star bomb]

jj, you are weak

[jjgold]

5 Star have you ever popped anyone?

[Nicky Santoro]

all you need is richie, and the rest don't mean anything.. all you have to do is just bring richie and you are set.. this guy is nuts.. don't forget, he grew up in east stl.. that is more impressive than someone telling me he grew up in the bronx, or camden, or compton, or east la, or harlem..

this guy is from East F-ckin ST-LOUIS>.

[5 star bomb]

Originally Posted by jjgold

5 Star have you ever popped anyone?

in football yes. never with a gun. I dont believe in using weapons pal. my hands are weapons

[Shark79]

r guns allowed ?

[rjt721]

1. Sportsgirl
2. swede
3. Robyn
4. BadNina

[AgainstAllOdds]

Originally Posted by rjt721

1. Sportsgirl
2. swede
3. Robyn
4. BadNina
5. AgainstAllOdds

I have the hair so why not?

[Sportsgirl]

1

[BadNina]

You said it, AAO!!!!

[Quebb Diesel]

jj im sorry to break it to you...but you toss the rock like a girl and your 5'4 with short legs with probably an awful stride...youd have no shot in a 5 on 5 football game with some of the bigger boys on here...

deuce's list looks solid though...lots of youth, size, and speed filling out that roster!

[badhunter]

If Richkas has a heart attack, I'm available. I played three years of football at University of Oregon, and kill shit for a living...get it, "badhunter?"

[shifer]

I think Dodif will do well as a cheerleader. He can use some hotpants and a nascar helmet with "dodif time" written on his ass. Surely that will turn on Golds team.

[mofome]

Im on both teams, this could make for an interesting game. count me in.

[Shark79]

u were trade for compactor on second list ... sorry to break it to ya

[mofome]

Originally Posted by Shark79

u were trade for compactor on second list ... sorry to break it to ya

its an honor to be traded for such a talent. i take it as a compliment that team deuce would make the move.

[Sportsgirl]

1

[Sportsgirl]

1

[AgainstAllOdds]

Originally Posted by Sportsgirl

Actually, our team would like to make an offer for Mo - we'll give you AAO and a first round pick.

[Sportsgirl]

1

[Shark79]

Originally Posted by Sportsgirl

Actually, our team would like to make an offer for Mo - we'll give you AAO and a first round pick.

AAO and $250K

[shifer]

Originally Posted by Sportsgirl

But he only cheers for himself

Yeah, but call the team "DODIF PENETRATORS" and surely he will cheer.

[Sportsgirl]

1

[shifer]

Originally Posted by Sportsgirl

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Can imagine? Still you are the hottest girl on SBR so should have no worries.

[Bet Shooter]

Originally Posted by Shark79

How could Mo be on both teams???

Deuce if u bring em midget trophies I would fold .....

Sorry Mo, but there is a bad joke in there...

[Bet Shooter]

Originally Posted by jjgold

1. SSLP
2. MoFo
3.Richkas
4. Gold
5. Sharky

Common who would beat us in a street football game where anything goes?

NO ONE

I challenge any guys that can come up with a better tougher 5.

Ok...no disrespect to these two guys but....Rich just went for some Cat Scan and I saw JJ almost pass out from coughing during his last dance video....They better be Huge Dogs in this contest......

HUM......Can I pick the officiating crew....

[Willie Bee]

Me, Sean, Dozer, Ivan and...uh, oh sorry, thought you said fat asses. My bad.

And here's my Top 5 bad asses at SBR...

1) The Great One: Has to be him, The Great One. Dude was so bad, he somehow willed the past completely out of existence, didn't happen, uh-uh. Anyone that can wipe out history is bad enough for me.

2) WhiteyMcGee: Surprise at No. 2 to most since very few know him. New programmer that joined recently, picture Lou Ferigno for the body and an energy like Bevis hopped up on jelly beans and transformed to Cornholio. Bad. Ass.

3) The Prick: Ok, so he's a complete asshole and one arrogant son of a bitch. But he's more than capable of taking care of himself and a few others. Can usually find him at crooked roulette games in Vegas talking to a shemale.

4) Ganchrow: Love the guy, but the description I was given of Ganch as Einstein on Crack-laced Ridalin With A Red Bull Chaser really isn't all that far off. He'd have been a king in the 1960s, I fvckin' guarantee that.

5) UltimateSelector: Known as 'El Maquino' around the SBR office in Costa Rica. Shrines are in the making. Joined just before the Super Bowl this year, already seventh on the career charts in posts, has averaged 108.49 posts per day -- PER FRICKIN' DAY -- since he joined, and that's down from a steady 125/day pace the guy, uh, excuse me, El Maquino was on for a while there. One bad mofo fosho.

Reminder that Bingo has been canceled tonight and the winners who advance to the Sweet 16 of the June Madness Contest need to PM or e-mail their shirt size and snail-mail address to me so I can send them an SBR shirt, the old style, not the new style we're bringing to the bash.

[compaqDikk]

Originally Posted by mofome

its an honor to be traded for such a talent. i take it as a compliment that team deuce would make the move.

when i was in class 5A basketball for Dallas Lincoln, i checkked into the game whenever the fukk i wanted. i put a shotgun to my coache's head at the end of halftime one night when the team left and we had an understanding that i called the shots from then on out. i was the only non brother out there. i couldn't sling crack rock but had a wicked jump shot. i took a lot of racial shots from the other 9 on the court but the ball always rimmed my way. D3 coaches refused to recruit me though