View Poll Results: Last time you got laid?

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  • Last night

    25 43.86%

  • Last week

    11 19.30%

  • 1 Month

    9 15.79%

  • 1 Year

    5 8.77%

  • Over 1 Year

    4 7.02%

  • I am a Virgin

    3 5.26%
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  1. 05-29-08 09:58 PM #1
    5 star bomb
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    Default Last time you got laid

    last night

    1 week

    1 month

    1 year

    over 1 year

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  2. 05-29-08 09:59 PM #2
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    For me it was last night...
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  3. 05-29-08 10:00 PM #3
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    Who will be the first to claim virginity.........
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  4. 05-29-08 10:02 PM #4
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    Last night and after the game tonight.
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  5. 05-29-08 10:02 PM #5
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    about 2 weeks ago. Gonna hit up a high class call girl in Dallas this weekend.
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  6. 05-29-08 10:11 PM #6
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    this morning. About to go get laid again before I go to sleep.
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  7. 05-29-08 10:13 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5 star bomb View Post
    For me it was last night...


    Sorry you can't count small animals!
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  8. 05-29-08 11:22 PM #8
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    Default Count the Entire Spurs Franchise and their fans

    I suppose you can count the entire Spurs Franchise and their fans in the "last night" category since they all got screwed up the you-know-where by David Stern and his referees.
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  9. 05-29-08 11:25 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen View Post
    about 2 weeks ago. Gonna hit up a high class call girl in Dallas this weekend.

    kellen did you move from hot springs to big D? man you won't believe the asian massage parlors there. aspd.net works great too
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  10. 05-29-08 11:35 PM #10
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    You did not put today. About 4 hours ago. One of those rare moments of weakness from my wife.
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  11. 05-29-08 11:48 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by picantel View Post
    You did not put today. About 4 hours ago. One of those rare moments of weakness from my wife.

    Agreed. I had a mercy **** earlier today. Not weakness, more of, I better do something before my husband goes out and gets a girlfriend on the side who will **** his brains out.
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  12. 05-29-08 11:51 PM #12
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    Pica, Your Choices Are Crappy.. I'll Bet You That More Than Half The Posters Here Haven't Been Laid In At Least 1 Month, While The Majority Have Been Laid In The Last Year.. So What Answer Do You Give..

    If You Got Laid Between 2 Months Ago And 11 Months Ago, Where Does That Fall?

    OR BETTER YET, WHAT IF A PERSON GOT LAID 6 MONTHS AGO, WHAT WOULD HE ANSWER
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  13. 05-30-08 12:03 AM #13
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    we are all banged up losers here. none of us have gotten any this decade. take a look at cwstiffs.com, those guys are twice as handsome as anyone in this thread. at least they had balls to take shots. we on the other head just fukk it up in general

    get real posters, you suck and any whore would turn you down in a minute since you smell like horse shiiit
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  14. 05-30-08 12:04 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5 star bomb View Post
    For me it was last night...
    of course it was. I sure you get laid anytime you want.
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  15. 05-30-08 12:06 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    we are all banged up losers here. none of us have gotten any this decade. take a look at cwstiffs.com, those guys are twice as handsome as anyone in this thread. at least they had balls to take shots. we on the other head just fukk it up in general

    get real posters, you suck and any whore would turn you down in a minute since you smell like horse shiiit
    Don't sugar coat it Compack
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  16. 05-30-08 04:12 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor4140 View Post
    Don't sugar coat it Compack
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  17. 05-30-08 04:30 AM #17
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    I'm married...so about two years ago.
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  18. 05-30-08 05:58 AM #18
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    at 1am, then 2:30 then at 3:00 this bitch needs to go home
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  19. 05-30-08 06:29 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by LT Profits View Post
    I'm married...so about two years ago.
    Ive been divorced 5 years so its been about 7 years
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  20. 05-30-08 06:44 AM #20
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    what amazes me is the guy who started this also leaves jjgold a wierd voicemail....
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  21. 05-30-08 08:12 AM #21
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    I checked of "last night"...but it ws really the night before last. I fell alseep on the couch last night.
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  22. 05-30-08 08:21 AM #22
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    3x by same girl like a month ago but before that 12 years
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  23. 05-30-08 08:26 AM #23
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    Going to the drive in tomorrow night, so we know what's going happen there. But it was a few weeks ago for me.
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  24. 05-30-08 08:28 AM #24
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    Not this morning, but last morning.
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  25. 05-30-08 08:53 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    3x by same girl like a month ago but before that 12 years
    Remember JJ a BJ counts as sex according to the Clinton years so that old man you blew does count. How long ago was that again?
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  26. 05-30-08 09:15 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    3x by same girl like a month ago but before that 12 years
    fukking an ex eagle yell leader tranny doesn't count and should actually move that 12 year total back to 15

    anyone who is bald should get stoned by society, and not laid
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  27. 05-30-08 09:58 AM #27
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    this high protien diet has got me hornier than a 3 peckered billy goat. Woke up this morn hard as steel. went up to my ol lady while see was brushing her teeth and rubbed my rooster up and down on her ass. next thing had myself a quicky before work. Answer to your question at excatly 6:08 am today.
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  28. 05-30-08 09:59 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by swede96 View Post
    I checked of "last night"...but it ws really the night before last. I fell alseep on the couch last night.
    that wouldn't stop me I'm a pro at Rude Awakenings
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  29. 05-30-08 11:28 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    that wouldn't stop me I'm a pro at Rude Awakenings
    That's the only reason a woman should wake me if I'm sleeping
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    that wouldn't stop me I'm a pro at Rude Awakenings
    Well, my BF was alseep too. He gets up very early for work.
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  31. 05-30-08 12:12 PM #31
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    Nicky I never believe anyone when it comes to gambling winnings, golf scores and sex. It is all lies and fabricated.

    I am one of few that admit my failures here.
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  32. 05-30-08 12:18 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxx View Post
    what amazes me is the guy who started this also leaves jjgold a wierd voicemail....

    I dont take any shit around here pal. jj needed to be cooled off. I am the only guy here that jj is scared of
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  33. 05-30-08 12:19 PM #33
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    duh jj... you think people have the balls to admit they dont get laid.. they are embarassed. so they all lie to make themselves feel better.


    88% of gamblers here have not been laid in 6 months..Can you picture a guy like Dodif or compactor, or aao, or richie going out, approaching a woman, socializing, meeting a woman, picking her up, talking to her all night and pretending to be interested in the conversation, and bringing her home?? yeah right.. all they would be thinking about while talking to the girl is who they like tomorrow or what the current score is in the dodger game. these guys here don't know how to pick up a woman. they have no social skills here. they dont know how to talk to a woman. but they do know how to sit in their hut and watch and gamble on games everyday.
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  34. 05-30-08 12:27 PM #34
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    fukk you nicky
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  35. 05-30-08 12:29 PM #35
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    It's true. I don't gamble and I get laid all the time.
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