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Old 05-28-08, 04:56 PM   #1
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I have decided to get into MMA. I start training next Monday. I am looking forward to the challenge
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Old 05-28-08, 05:03 PM   #2
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Well im training for the olympics, and im going to have a girl in my avatar that is Jessica Alba, but it's really my girl friend.
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Jesus Christ 5 star you lost it.
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Old 05-28-08, 05:08 PM   #4
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I lost it because I am getting into MMA Training?? HMMM.... Okay?




For all those interested in mixed martial arts training, training for street self-defense, or people looking to get into shape, classes are being held at The Chicago High School For Agricultural Sciences (3857 W. 111st and Pulaski in Chicago). Classes run Monday--Thursday and start at 6:30 P.M.
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classes are being held at The Chicago High School For Agricultural Sciences
I'm already proficient at defending myself from agriculture.

You should see what I did to a broccoli floweret just this morning.
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Well im training for the olympics, and im going to have a girl in my avatar that is Jessica Alba, but it's really my girl friend.

The only competition you could win is the Hot Dog Eating Contest. No way you could get into the Olympics fatty
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Chute can probably give some pointers, dude knows all kinds of takedowns and kicks.
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Chute can probably give some pointers, dude knows all kinds of takedowns and kicks.

Really?
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The only competition you could win is the Hot Dog Eating Contest. No way you could get into the Olympics fatty
thank you for reminding me.... im also training for the hot dog eating championships with Kobayashi. Im going to be the best at everything, which is better than you.
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Really?
i can also give you pointers that chuck norris taught me like how to do a roundhouse kick that will kill someone and also tito ortiz taught be some moves when we were training in Big Bear.
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i can also give you pointers that chuck norris taught me


Now I've officially heard it all.

Come on dude. Chuck Norris taught you how to fight?
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i can also give you pointers that chuck norris taught me like how to do a roundhouse kick that will kill someone and also tito ortiz taught be some moves when we were training in Big Bear.

ok you are a moron. I am serious about this. Dont need some clown like you and imgv coming in my thread acting like fools. I am going to be training very hard
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I lost it because I am getting into MMA Training?? HMMM.... Okay?




For all those interested in mixed martial arts training, training for street self-defense, or people looking to get into shape, classes are being held at The Chicago High School For Agricultural Sciences (3857 W. 111st and Pulaski in Chicago). Classes run Monday--Thursday and start at 6:30 P.M.


That sounds like a class next door to the Crochet and Crosstitching course for seniors. If you were really serious about MMA, you'd be going to a place like Gracie Barra at 4900 N. Lincoln.
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That sounds like a class next door to the Crochet and Crosstitching course for seniors. If you were really serious about MMA, you'd be going to a place like Gracie Barra at 4900 N. Lincoln.

This will be the first time I get into it. I never wrestled, I never boxed, or anything like that. Always played football,baseball, and basketball. Dont have a lot of experience in fighting besides a couple street fights I have been involved in, in my younger days.... It is a beginner course which is what I need to start off. I am an athlete though so I will catch on quick. I need to work on my cardio though, I am in good shape but not in good shape for MMA fighting. I am going to start running 2 miles a night and doing some bike work
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If you enjoy pain and getting your ass kicked, then have fun.
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That guy could easily take down 5 star.
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If you enjoy pain and getting your ass kicked, then have fun.
lol i am pretty tough pal. played outside linebacker in football. i can throw down
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Old 05-28-08, 07:33 PM   #19
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5 Star you will quit in like 5 weeks when someone breaks you in half. Your not cut out for it.
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Old 05-28-08, 07:43 PM   #20
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5 Star you will quit in like 5 weeks when someone breaks you in half. Your not cut out for it.

I will be training with MMA beginners pal. I will be fine, just need to start working on my cardio ASAP so that I dont get too tired
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Old 05-28-08, 07:50 PM   #22
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when u die ... can I keep ur car?

Yea. Do you want my cell phone also with all the hot broads #'s?
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Yea. Do you want my cell phone also with all the hot broads #'s?
I have nuff of dem ... just the ride.

THANKS!!
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Yea. Do you want my cell phone also with all the hot broads #'s?
shark can have the ride, i'll have the cell and the numbers, thank you very much.
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I don't know 5 star that well but what kind of record do you think he will post when his first ten fights are completed?
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I don't know 5 star that well but what kind of record do you think he will post when his first ten fights are completed?
I dont expect to lose. Hopefully it will be a very good record
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Old 05-28-08, 11:13 PM   #28
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The first six months is always the hardest, and that's honestly when most people quit. Some people love it, and some people hate it. I hope they didn't promise you anything as far as really becoming pro though. Most people in UFC, KOTC, WEC, etc.. have been training single disciplines of muay thai, brazilian jiu jitsu, and/or wrestling for 15+ years. If you're doing it to get stronger, expand your mind, feel more confident in your abilities, and enjoy yourself, you'll stick it out. But, if you think you'll be the next Tito Ortiz or Randy Couture in a couple of years, you should honestly save your money and your time. I've seen too many kids with that attitude straight up drop it in a month after paying for 6 months in advance, and complaining that they can't get a refund.
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The first six months is always the hardest, and that's honestly when most people quit. Some people love it, and some people hate it. I hope they didn't promise you anything as far as really becoming pro though. Most people in UFC, KOTC, WEC, etc.. have been training single disciplines of muay thai, brazilian jiu jitsu, and/or wrestling for 15+ years. If you're doing it to get stronger, expand your mind, feel more confident in your abilities, and enjoy yourself, you'll stick it out. But, if you think you'll be the next Tito Ortiz or Randy Couture in a couple of years, you should honestly save your money and your time. I've seen too many kids with that attitude straight up drop it in a month after paying for 6 months in advance, and complaining that they can't get a refund.
Chute... more like a couple weeks if that if they are training Bjj at a "real" school. Better yet Chute, how about just the warmup/drills at "real" bjj school... Seen some never come back and can't hang...
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Chute... more like a couple weeks if that if they are training Bjj at a "real" school. Better yet Chute, how about just the warmup/drills at "real" bjj school... Seen some never come back and can't hang...
Oh yeah, you're definitely on point bud. Especially the overweight kids on the warmups. After the 1st day you never see them again. It should definitely be pretty pretty obvious though, but if you want to try any form of martial arts, make sure you're in at least decent shape, both strength wise, and cardio wise, you don't want to be one of the worst kids in the class. And, at a 'real' school, you start off the most inexperienced, you want a little bit of an edge physically at least.
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You've got to give credit to anyone who gets involved in MMA. At the highest level, these SOB's are in incredible shape. And then to step in there and realize you could get knocked out or submitted at any time..... Piss on the that for me. Best of luck.
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U dont want none 5 star I will put u in the triangle quick like
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U dont want none 5 star I will put u in the triangle quick like
My triangle choke defense has been suspect for years.
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You've got to give credit to anyone who gets involved in MMA. At the highest level, these SOB's are in incredible shape. And then to step in there and realize you could get knocked out or submitted at any time..... Piss on the that for me. Best of luck.


thanks bro... I am not trying to make it to the highest level at all... I know I will never get to Tito Ortiz, Chuck Liddell, etc... I just want to do it for fun, get in better shape, and see how I do
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thanks bro... I am not trying to make it to the highest level at all... I know I will never get to Tito Ortiz, Chuck Liddell, etc... I just want to do it for fun, get in better shape, and see how I do
That's what it's all about. Best of luck bro.
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