[buztah]

Coach, just back from the gym. Phuck me! This chick who is at the front at goodlife has been flirting with me for about 10 secs each day when I check in and out. Today (I did chest and arms today) I was pumped and looking buff as hell n shit when I was leaving and she asks me out. I tell her I'm married (I should have been wearing my ring). She says "did I ask if you were married?" JJ, you gettin this shit?!

JJ, she then starts really coming onto me n shit. I didn't do nothin', pal! Nothin'! But this chick is gonna be trouble. Her name is phucken Casandra! You know a gal with a name like that loves to phuck with a man's head and get him in trouble. I can almost already see the future with me having to pay her, like Simone, to stay the phuck away from me.

[Shark79]

Tell her ur gay ... its the truth anyway

[Shark79]

A girl with a name like dat ... doesnt take no for an answer ... ur gonna have to pay her anyway

[Dsethi]

you know what you have to do
videotape and put her vag on internet

[Sportsgirl]

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[BadNina]

And hide your bunny or else it will get boiled.

[buztah]

Guys, i need some advice I can use here. When I go in tomorrow I'm gonna need a line to cool her off. She knows I'm not gay so too late to play that one. Don't wanna switch gyms.

[BadNina]

Tell her "No means no, lady"

[Shark79]

Take Charlotte with you ... and then just let her know that you feel its time for ur wife to get in shape

[Sportsgirl]

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[Shark79]

buzzy nailed this chick ... he couldnt walk away

[buztah]

Ok, Buzzy, here it is, but I'm only doing this because I love your food questions.

Hey Cassandra. I am completely flattered by your offer - so much so that I told the entire sports forum about you, although, I think I partially did that because you frankly scare the shit out of me. You are a hot lady and, were it not for a prior lifetime engagment I made, I'd be all over you like white on rice. As it stands, I'm a man of my word, doubtless one of the traits which attracted you to me in the first place, so I therefore cannot accept your truly delightful offer, and respectfully request that we conduct ourselves in a manner condusive to a lasting, albeit lust-free, friendship.

Thanks, SG. Not my style though. I need something offensive but not over the top.

[20Four7]

Buzzy Phuck her and throw her away...... if she comesback do it again, keep doing it until she doesn't come back. Oh ya and when you do it, show no interest in making her ***, show it's all about you.

It works but some chicks are slow to get it.

[Sportsgirl]

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[Shark79]

Buzzy Phuck her and throw her away...... if she comesback do it again, keep doing it until she doesn't come back. Oh ya and when you do it, show no interest in making her ***, show it's all about you.

It works but some chicks are slow to get it.

[buztah]

Buzzy Phuck her and throw her away...... if she comesback do it again, keep doing it until she doesn't come back. Oh ya and when you do it, show no interest in making her ***, show it's all about you.

It works but some chicks are slow to get it.

24, that had been my standard operating procedure up til recent events with Simone. She blackmailed me, threatening to clue my wife in on my ways, so i can't take that chance again.

SG, I will tell her to stop harrassing me or I will have to speak with the goodlife manager. Thanks, all.

[Panic]

Tell her it burns like hell when you piss. She'll leave you alone after that.

[20Four7]

Just trying to help a Brother. I have found that tends to work well. For a chick to blackmail you she has to have evidence. I've never run into that.

GL

[buztah]

Just trying to help a Brother. I have found that tends to work well. For a chick to blackmail you she has to have evidence. I've never run into that.

GL

Simone taped our escapades.

[Sportsgirl]

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[Deuce]

Pics?

[jjgold]

Stay away from women Buzzy, you will fuk up your marriage and then really be barreled in.

[raydog]

she taped your escapades eh, you almost had a few of us believing you up until then. very poorly made up story from a guy who is trying too hard to get some attention. you almost had us buzzy, you almost had us. try again with a better story later in the week. leave out where some freaky hot girl who likes to videotape is trying to fuk you and that you turned it down. only makes you look like a chump. d+

[20Four7]

If I might interject ... as a woman, we don't need evidence, we're ok with reasonable doubt.

I suspect you don't even need anything reasonable.......

I still luvs ya SG

[buztah]

she taped your escapades eh, you almost had a few of us believing you up until then. very poorly made up story from a guy who is trying too hard to get some attention. you almost had us buzzy, you almost had us. try again with a better story later in the week. leave out where some freaky hot girl who likes to videotape is trying to fuk you and that you turned it down. only makes you look like a chump. d+

Right here, you phuck! (Buzzy makes patented Webber whack off gesture). Believe what you want, you kok! She did tape it all on a little cam that she called a "nanny cam." Phuck you, pal!

JJ, I will not touch this Cassandra chick. When I go in later today, I will just snub her ass. That'll piss her off.

[Sportsgirl]

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[buztah]

If she's a "chaser" and she seems to be, that will make her want you more.

I'll let you know how it goes, SG.

[jjgold]

Buzzy we would like you to stay

[buztah]

LOL, Hank! The line is from an Uncle Krakah song.

[SportNut]

Tell her you got the herpes and give her number to me. OH yeah

[buztah]

Tell her you got the herpes and give her number to me. OH yeah

Sporto, you don't wanna mess with this chick. She is drop dead hot but she is trouble. I can sense it, pal.

[treece]

buzzy, no offense, but if you don't wanna bang a broad that is drop dead hot you must be gay. even if i was married i'd f\*\*k this broad, who gives a f\*\*k. people cheat all the time these days. who knows maybe your wife has been cheating on you for weeks, months or even years.

[buztah]

Guys, back from the gym. I am not proud of what I did in the RMT room today. I am a weak male scumbag. The good news is I was so selfish that I think Cassandra was a little irked, especially with my quick departure after the "festivities." I said "Been a pleasure. Take care," as I left the room. I could see she was pissed that I dared to think this was a one shot deal. All my willpower out the window. Unphuckenreal!

[moneyline]

Leave it to a Canadian to not only tell a fake story, but to do it so badly. Eh.

[daggerkobe]

If these stories are true then I guess I'm the only one not getting hit on by hot women, not living in beachfront mansions and not driving Ferraris. I hate myself.