[5 star bomb]

Got a good story here.... Ok well I am at the bar with a bunch of buddies last night getting wasted and I have a Cubs shirt on. Towards the end of the night this HOTTT broad I would rate her an 8.5 comes up to me and says "Hey who is the new Japanese player on the Cubs this year?" I respond, FUKUDOME... She says yea "FUCK-YOU-DO-ME.... I go huh? She does "FUCK-U-DO-ME... Im like "oh oh, damn girl your moving quick and I love it" I ended up taking her home and banging her brains out boys. Some of you should use that pick up line on a girl some time... She was an 8.5 looks, wasnt the best fuck but she was pretty damn tight.

[VegasDave]

This is why you shouldn't have lied about the avatar pick. Don't want to lose your credibility for when you share this story.

[cantgetright]

Very believable.

[5 star bomb]

Originally Posted by usckingsfan31

This is why you shouldn't have lied about the avatar pick. Don't want to lose your credibility for when you share this story.

Yea I knew 90% of the people wouldn't believe me bc of that but its ok. It happened and it was awesome!

[cantgetright]

Originally Posted by 5 star bomb

Yea I knew 90% of the people wouldn't believe me bc of that but its ok. It happened and it was awesome!

Don't sell yourself short, it's more like 100%. You haven't had pussy since pussy had you.

[5 star bomb]

Originally Posted by cantgetright

Don't sell yourself short, it's more like 100%. You haven't had pussy since pussy had you.

I am big time pal. I get dime pieces left and right. DOnt hate the playa hate the game

[bettilimbroke999]

I saw the girl she works in my school cafeteria, nice personality if you dont mind the warts. Yea she uses that ****-you-do-me line on every guy thatll talk to her, no guy ever was desperate enough to go for it til now though

[Cloak & Dagger]

Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999

I saw the girl she works in my school cafeteria, nice personality if you dont mind the warts. Yea she uses that ****-you-do-me line on every guy thatll talk to her, no guy ever was desperate enough to go for it til now though

[treece]

5 star is probably still a virgin.

[Richkas]

Originally Posted by 5 star bomb

I am big time pal. I get dime pieces left and right. DOnt hate the playa hate the game

I wouldnt do any broad that likes the music you do. Chances are she does brothas to.

Its sort of like credit wagerings stiff page. You have regular ho's. And then the ho's that do the brothas are super ho's

[robzilla]

Originally Posted by Richkas

I wouldnt do any broad that likes the music you do. Chances are she does brothas to.

Its sort of like credit wagerings stiff page. You have regular ho's. And then the ho's that do the brothas are super ho's

Rickas you are the mutha effin man!
brothas=black guys?

[treece]

Listen to 5 star on JJ's answer machine. The guy never went to a club in his life.

[5 star bomb]

Originally Posted by Richkas

I wouldnt do any broad that likes the music you do. Chances are she does brothas to.

Its sort of like credit wagerings stiff page. You have regular ho's. And then the ho's that do the brothas are super ho's

That makes no sense because I know tons of hot broads who love rap pal. You are too old to understand

[NEP Dynasty]

Did this happen?

No -5000000000000000

[5 star bomb]

Originally Posted by NEP Dynasty

Did this happen?

No -5000000000000000

yes it did happen pal. broad was fine as hell

[daggerkobe]

Wouldn't believe this compulsive liar even if his tongue came notorized.

[NEP Dynasty]

l

[5 star bomb]

You guys are just jealous that I pull in broads left and right

[jjgold]

5 Star we do not believe you

[MonkeyF0cker]

Wow. Nobody cares whether or not you pull tail, 5 star. You can stop trying to impress us all. Nobody believes you anyway. Not with stories like that one. Pretty silly.

[bettilimbroke999]

I walked into a coffee shop and a supermodel asked me who I liked between Ari/Atl and I said if Randy Johnson's pitching I like Arizona and she said "oh so will you use your big Johnson to **** me in the ass" and I bent her over and gave her anal right at the counter at Starbucks, true story, happens to me all the time. Nothing but dime pieces beggin me to **** em nonstop, gets old

[MonkeyF0cker]

Oh man. Too funny.

[Junkyard Dog]

Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999

I walked into a coffee shop and a supermodel asked me who I liked between Ari/Atl and I said if Randy Johnson's pitching I like Arizona and she said "oh so will you use your big Johnson to **** me in the ass" and I bent her over and gave her anal right at the counter at Starbucks, true story, happens to me all the time. Nothing but dime pieces beggin me to **** em nonstop, gets old

hahaha great post

[tacomax]

Originally Posted by 5 star bomb

Got a good story here.... Ok well I am at the bar with a bunch of buddies last night getting wasted and I have a Cubs shirt on. Towards the end of the night this HOTTT broad I would rate her an 8.5 comes up to me and says "Hey who is the new Japanese player on the Cubs this year?" I respond, FUKUDOME... She says yea "FUCK-YOU-DO-ME.... I go huh? She does "FUCK-U-DO-ME... Im like "oh oh, damn girl your moving quick and I love it" I ended up taking her home and banging her brains out boys. Some of you should use that pick up line on a girl some time... She was an 8.5 looks, wasnt the best fuck but she was pretty damn tight.

And, let me guess the rest. You woke up in the morning all alone and you realised that you'd jizzed in your SpongeBob SquarePants pyjamas?

[Quebb Diesel]

i have no idea what 5 star looks like...but he is a bigger player than me...i havent got into anybody in a week and a half...

[jjgold]

Quebbler no one believes you either, admit your just like us maybe minus being barreled in.

It seems like the younger guys need to impress us older tough guys.

[Quebb Diesel]

i cant admit im like all of you if yall are 35+, barreled in, married and/or afraid to get on some...

i want to impress you with my physical stature jj...not my sexual encounters...

[5 star bomb]

jj you couldnt last a week in the Midwest pal.

[Nicky Santoro]

5 star bomb = dodif.

dodif = i am the greatest gambler and you all are jealous me..

5 star bomb = You guys are just jealous that I pull in broads left and right


Both these exact sayings were said word for word by each of these posters.


dodif talks about gambling and 5 star talks about broads..

[dodif]

Originally Posted by Nicky Santauro

5 star bomb = dodif.

dodif = i am the greatest gambler and you all are jealous me..

5 star bomb = You guys are just jealous that I pull in broads left and right


Both these exact sayings were said word for word by each of these posters.


dodif talks about gambling and 5 star talks about broads..

please i'm one of the few honest people here. Me and my ghost jumper111.

[BeatTheJerk]

5 star liar ...........

[5 star bomb]

Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk

5 star liar ...........

F U Pal

[TexansFan]

Originally Posted by 5 star bomb

Got a good story here.... Ok well I am at the gay bar with a bunch of butt buddies last night getting wasted and I have a Cubs shirt on. Towards the end of the night this HOTTT dude I would rate him an 8.5 comes up to me and says "Hey who is the new Japanese player on the Cubs this year?" I respond, FUKUDOME... He says yea "FUCK-YOU-DO-ME.... I go huh? He does "FUCK-U-DO-ME... Im like "oh oh, damn dude your moving quick and I love it" I ended up taking him home and banging his ass until it bled. Some of you should use that pick up line on a dude some time... He was an 8.5 looks, wasnt the best fuck but his ass was pretty damn tight.

[frostno98]

Originally Posted by TexansFan

[Thor4140]

Originally Posted by daggerkobe

Wouldn't believe this compulsive liar even if his tongue came notorized.