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    Default Tonights drunken story

    So here it is, I go out tonight after starting 2-0 winth tor rl +135 and then hit -115 under 9 arz/atl I go fishing and drinkin (no I didn't catch a dam thing) get home ten minutes before bos/det NBA I play BOS ML +200 because I am feeling lucky and catch it even though I liked DET! I go with my sis and friend in the marines and GF to a party and get drunk as I am now I get on the comp and play and post under LAD/STL and get it to come throgh I get drunker and on the way out of the party someone accuses us of stealing money from the party and wraps my arms up from behind my boy pushes them and grabs ahold as I sock him in the face twice and throw the dollar in my wallet at him because someone else stole there money not us and I told them they could have my buck, we walk to my car and another guy approaches us down the street and reaches to constrain me as my freind grabs ahold of him and I go to work swinging again get him twice maybve three times and he slumps over moaning, we get in the car and I drive home my gf dumps me because she claims I was being flitatious at the party (which is a joke) she claims the girl who searched me before I left the party just wanted to touch me and I was enjoying it! I drop her, my gf or ex gf, off at home and here I am posting, good and lucky day in my life but got dumped this is ridiculous women are a trip I can't stand it GL all tomorrow I will have some MLB o/u winners for you in the morning

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    The BS flag has been raised...



    Refusing to space your paragraph doesn't make it any more believable bro..

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    nice story.

    post some cellphone pics in the morning

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    If you look at my post tonight you will see I posted two threads the under for arz/atl and LAD/STL and that I was rooting for toronto RL and Boston ML check the tourney picks for me! and as far as the other stuff I am serious I got dumped man why would I lie about that now I am just another degenerate gambler without a GF and far as the punching people its true! one dude was moaning and the other guy was not hurt that bad at the party but thought we took this chicks money which is a joke the searched us twice and the third time they tried me and my friend freaked out because another guy took it but we didn't want to rat him out because it was none of our buisiness we just wanted to leave

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    First of all, you weren't dumped. Your girl was drunk, you made an ass of yourself by punching people who felt you stole from them, and probably mortified her. She will have forgotten this by morning if you're any good in bed. Now sleep it off.

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    haha your prob right she will be back in all likelihood but should I take her back after she dumped me for no reason is the real question they only thought it was us because they didn't know us it was my gf's sisters friends party

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    Quote Originally Posted by topgame85 View Post
    haha your prob right she will be back in all likelihood but should I take her back after she dumped me for no reason is the real question they only thought it was us because they didn't know us it was my gf's sisters friends party
    Makeup sex is always best.

    What does her sis look like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by topgame85 View Post
    So here it is, I go out tonight after starting 2-0 winth tor rl +135 and then hit -115 under 9 arz/atl I go fishing and drinkin (no I didn't catch a dam thing) get home ten minutes before bos/det NBA I play BOS ML +200 because I am feeling lucky and catch it even though I liked DET! I go with my sis and friend in the marines and GF to a party and get drunk as I am now I get on the comp and play and post under LAD/STL and get it to come throgh I get drunker and on the way out of the party someone accuses us of stealing money from the party and wraps my arms up from behind my boy pushes them and grabs ahold as I sock him in the face twice and throw the dollar in my wallet at him because someone else stole there money not us and I told them they could have my buck, we walk to my car and another guy approaches us down the street and reaches to constrain me as my freind grabs ahold of him and I go to work swinging again get him twice maybve three times and he slumps over moaning, we get in the car and I drive home my gf dumps me because she claims I was being flitatious at the party (which is a joke) she claims the girl who searched me before I left the party just wanted to touch me and I was enjoying it! I drop her, my gf or ex gf, off at home and here I am posting, good and lucky day in my life but got dumped this is ridiculous women are a trip I can't stand it GL all tomorrow I will have some MLB o/u winners for you in the morning

    At least you made money! Thats mostly what counts, can always get another gf.

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    Sis is not as cute, got the short end

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