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    Default Deuce I found your horses when wandering drunk

    You forgot to mention they were for 259 kellog's Proofs of purchase.
    I would take pridses as well...nicely odne with the thoroughbreareds.


    We are pretty mcuh the same...you know how we roll....nothing above a solid 3.26.
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    Dio, im twice as drunk and saw this shit too. may be trippin cus i snorted some good ass yayo

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    ZNo worreis BOT...those are the 250k race horses Deuce was bragging stating he purchased on the forum...found out they were at his aunst's house and were through 250 proofs of purchase through Kellog's cereal. I am sure theyu will be strong and possibly tirpley crown winners ain the near future. word is they speed up if you spur tghem or hit thems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diogee View Post
    ZNo worreis BOT...those are the 250k race horses Deuce was bragging stating he purchased on the forum...found out they were at his aunst's house and were through 250 proofs of purchase through Kellog's cereal. I am sure theyu will be strong and possibly tirpley crown winners ain the near future. word is they speed up if you spur tghem or hit thems.
    I love your drunk posts when I'm drunk as it translates easily. I wanna sustain this buzz through the cavs game tomorrow as I'm going to be laying some heavy cash on the 2nd half wager/or pre-game cus I have the cavs +1300 to win the series.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigOrangeTitans View Post
    I love your drunk posts when I'm drunk as it translates easily. I wanna sustain this buzz through the cavs game tomorrow as I'm going to be laying some heavy cash on the 2nd half wager/or pre-game cus I have the cavs +1300 to win the series.
    Get esr done bud...I have 2 dimes on a parlay for Lakers/Celts series parleiy with local that I am going to ehedge off a bit because came 7 scareds me with Bron. I am goigt to bet 2H side and total no matter what and be unbised about it becasue I haves cost mysdelf at least 12 2H winers that I have listed on this lsite but not played and pretty pised off at mysetl for no confidentce since it is the playofdes...either wine or lose 10 untis and go home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuteBoxe View Post
    hahaha dio's rippppeddddd.
    Yeah this sucks bor...I ended up with my non girlefirend and feeal terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diogee View Post
    Yeah this sucks bor...I ended up with my non girlefirend and feeal terrible.
    Me too, I then drew a rooster on her leg and signed it, it was a PERFECT TRACE JOB. I'll upload a pic of it for ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigOrangeTitans View Post
    Me too, I then drew a rooster on her leg and signed it, it was a PERFECT TRACE JOB. I'll upload a pic of it for ya.
    Awesomn job bot...great stuff bro.
    Aboslutely love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diogee View Post
    Awesomn job bot...great stuff bro.
    Aboslutely love it.
    Here ya go boss

    Her legs were fukkin beautiful... she's a kick boxer. Check it out below. It was her birthday and i sent her off right.

    Heres the first picture.
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    The other one is too blurry and shows her face and I dont want to post that one here as these losers may jack off to that picture. Hope you could make out some of the sharpie massacre

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigOrangeTitans View Post
    Here ya go boss

    Her legs were fukkin beautiful... she's a kick boxer. Check it out below. It was her birthday and i sent her off right.

    Heres the first picture.

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    Thanks guys, kinda blurry cus I couldnt find the light switch at her place and didnt want to wake her before I left. She doesnt even have my phone number so no retaliation. It was her birthday, she got laid, drunk, high and some sharpie magic. What more could she want ya know? I have no remorse for doing this other than the fact that her legs were some of the best and I wont have a chance to tap it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigOrangeTitans View Post
    The other one is too blurry and shows her face and I dont want to post that one here as these losers may jack off to that picture. Hope you could make out some of the sharpie massacre
    No worries bro...hilarious eigther way.
    Nicely done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diogee View Post
    No worries bro...hilarious eigther way.
    Nicely done.
    Thanks Dio, I knew you would be proud

    Funny thing is though, I pretty much ruined her day after her b-day. She's going to be so pissed when she wakes up. This is why guys are considered a-holes. Because, pretty much, we are

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    Hey Shit like that is epxected when drunk on your birthday...I guess we are Assholes but them again weh to the same type of shit to our buds.

    Gotta take bpride in any Kodak moment liek that though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diogee View Post
    Hey Shit like that is epxected when drunk on your birthday...I guess we are Assholes but them again weh to the same type of shit to our buds.

    Gotta take bpride in any Kodak moment liek that though.
    Yeah, definitely. Not to mention, its kinda blurry, but I traced my rooster as best I could on her other leg and then signed it, cut it was a great trace job. Sorry for hijackin your thread though Dio as Deuce is now gonna be pissed that we took away his attention.

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    Sounds like one hell of a time to me...no worries hijacking this shit. I never starte threads but am still ****ed up so decided to pay tribute to his 250k in horses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diogee View Post
    Sounds like one hell of a time to me...no worries hijacking this shit. I never starte threads but am still ****ed up so decided to pay tribute to his 250k in horses.
    Deuce has a 250k horse in a world where I have a 5 foot dikk. And no, I don't have a 5 foot cokk contrary to popular belief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigOrangeTitans View Post
    Deuce has a 250k horse in a world where I have a 5 foot dikk. And no, I don't have a 5 foot cokk contrary to popular belief.
    True that...he started a thread about the "thoroughbreds" he bought for 250k to raise as racing horses...gotta love how the thread about worrying over the IRS because he owed 10k or some shit a couple of months ago and is a college student and now paying 250k for some horses that I just found on a little stroll.

    How can you not love the internet with so many internet badasses.

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    A real life online tough guy. Wow, I wish i could meet em.

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    I heard Deuce is Mickey Rooney's kid and Mickey was glad to fork over 250K for a couple horses for his wayward child Deuce.He thought by having discipline and applying himself taking care of the horses,it would give Deuce structure in life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrentCrude View Post
    I heard Deuce is Mickey Rooney's kid and Mickey was glad to fork over 250K for a couple horses for his wayward child Deuce.He thought by having discipline and applying himself taking care of the horses,it would give Deuce structure in life.
    Pics of horses soon to follow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Pics of horses soon to follow.
    Yeah, take a picture of the horse with 5 Stars girlfriend outside Wrigley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Pics of horses soon to follow.
    I want picsd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bet Shooter View Post
    Yeah, take a picture of the horse with 5 Stars girlfriend outside Wrigley.


    Where this one egvfer go?

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