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    Default I have a serious problem

    Guys

    A friend of mine once screwed 3 different women in the same day. I've been trying to accomplish the same thing, but best I could do was 2 women. This chick is coming over tonight, wants to spend the night and leave for work around 9. But I forgot my gf is coming by ~ 7.30-8 tomorrow morning. She is already asleep.. and have no excuse to tell her why she can't come tomorrow morning.

    Chick coming over tonight doesn't know about gf. Would not bone me if she did. Is it worth having her over tonight, and hope to somehow convince her to leave by 7am tomorrow? She is a tomcat in bed and I am hard just thinking about her

    Suggestions please

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    "I have a serious problem"

    Didn't need to make a thread, we already knew.

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    Pal, quit using plots from porn movies you are watching as stories about yourself. You need help and i just happen to know who can help you. Call the office tommorow after 10 and I will have you setup with an evaluation by the weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Guys

    A friend of mine once screwed 3 different women in the same day. I've been trying to accomplish the same thing, but best I could do was 2 women. This chick is coming over tonight, wants to spend the night and leave for work around 9. But I forgot my gf is coming by ~ 7.30-8 tomorrow morning. She is already asleep.. and have no excuse to tell her why she can't come tomorrow morning.

    Chick coming over tonight doesn't know about gf. Would not bone me if she did. Is it worth having her over tonight, and hope to somehow convince her to leave by 7am tomorrow? She is a tomcat in bed and I am hard just thinking about her

    Suggestions please
    Is Charlotte on the way over?

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    Easy to get her out at 7am...

    My Mom/Dad called asking to take them to a doctor appt at 730am
    Work called me in early
    I have a doctor appt
    I want to go to the gym early today
    My buddy went to jail and Im goin to bail him out.

    VERY VERY easy situation

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyl View Post
    "I have a serious problem"

    Didn't need to make a thread, we already knew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellen View Post
    Pal, quit using plots from porn movies you are watching as stories about yourself. You need help and i just happen to know who can help you. Call the office tommorow after 10 and I will have you setup with an evaluation by the weekend.
    Yes,

    I will have your prescription filled at your local pharmacy within 2 hours of your consult!

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    Iwinyourmoney

    Parents are dead
    I dont work
    She wont buy the other excuses

    She will be pissed that I kick her ass out by 7. Will have to come up w/ some lame excuse and leave apt. Hope she doesn't say she will stay in and lock the door behind her, etc etc.

    Cannot afford to have gf leave me. Her parents are rich and about to croak.

    crazyl,
    just because you are losing doesn't mean you have to be bitter at posters

    kellen,
    i am very mentally stable

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    Tell your gf that you have some stuff to do first thing in the morning and for her to come a bit later tomorrow morning
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    We have all been here. Girlfriend who is nice but hot girl on the side that gets you stiff. Tryin to get the best of both worlds, but there is always stress. You know, pubic hair evidence, seen in public, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    We have all been here. Girlfriend who is nice but hot girl on the side that gets you stiff. Tryin to get the best of both worlds, but there is always stress. You know, pubic hair evidence, seen in public, etc.
    Charlotte is great for all those things

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    stfu about that fat pig

    go post somewhere else

    girl is coming over in 15 minutes. need to pick up underwear and shit

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    Fukk that broad and tell her to hit the fukkin road. It's easy.


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