[bigboydan]

When I first read this article it reminded me of that movie Risky Business.

13 Year Old Steals Dad's CC to Buy Hookers

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's CC and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra CC from his father's existing CC company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The CC company involved said it was regular practice to send extra ************ out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

[MJFtheGenius]

Kids want to explore sex at an earlier age

somebody needs to give it to them

[Cannon]

Xbox or a blow job those chose Xbox. These kids now days just are not right in the head.

[treece]

Xbox or a blow job those chose Xbox. These kids now days just are not right in the head.

i know, wtf? what was the point of ordering the 2 hookers? fk an xbox, gimme some brainiac bitch.

[Cannon]

They should have made them get naked at the minimum

[dodif]

They should have made them get naked at the minimum

thats sick there only 13 years old you perv. Cannon likes little boy penis apparently

[Cannon]

thats sick there only 13 years old you perv. Cannon likes little boy penis apparently

No you have me confused with JJ.

[dodif]

No you have me confused with JJ.

no i think little boys call you cannon cuz ur little pencil dick feels like a cannon to their anal holes. ****in child molester. ur gross.

[Cannon]

You must spend alot of time thinking about this type of stuff. Are you still mad at the neighborhood boys that used to hold you down and take turns with you while you were in high school.

[HAPPY BOY]

This kid will be a CEO some day.

[Tsoprano]

Xbox or a blow job those chose Xbox. These kids now days just are not right in the head.

Why couldnt they just get blowjobs while playing Xbox? Kids cant multi task.

[purecarnagge]

I can't believe the hookers even stayed... They were willing to suck a 13 year old wow...

[mofome]

best thread title of all time.

[flyingillini]

I love this. Got to give these kids some credit!

[Cannon]

These guys will be our leaders of the future.

[PokerDeath]

A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's ************ to hire escorts.

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's CC and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra CC from his father's existing CC company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The CC company involved said it was regular practice to send extra ************ out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

[The Prick]

mind yer business, you facking grifter. if that was my kid he damn sure wouldn't be playin' Xbox with them hookers

[Willie Bee]

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

He's certainly off to a good start on realizing his dream, what with the fraud conviction, doing business with hookers and thinking of war as nothing more than a game.

[SSLP]

13 Year Old Steals Dads CC: Spends $30,000 on Hookers, XBox

Arizona Republican Senator Jon Kyl has long insisted that online gambling could result in children opening betting accounts by using their parents ************. Of course, no thought process was paid to the idea that most 13-year olds (let alone 17-year olds) know anything about casino gambling (nor would they want to). And the consideration that these youths would have to steal their parents card never really went into the thought process apparently.

Kyl and a few of his cronies passed the Unlawful Internet Gaming and Enforcement Act under the guise that small children would no longer be able to gamble online - unless of course they want to bet the ponies. Jon Kyl ensured that there was an exemption for horse racing and state lotteries. Why should any of us be surprised. The horse racing lobbyists are among the most powerful in Washington.

But those little heathens still need to use Mommy and Daddy's stolen CC for something, right?

Enter 13-year old Ralph Hardy of Newark, Texas.

Seems he used Dad's CC to purchase hookers - a grand total of $30,000!

He paid prostitutes to spend the evening playing Xbox video games with him and his friends in a Texas motel.

According to a British report in Money.co.uk, when a delivery man brought stockpiles of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos to their room, the boys asked where they could pick up chicks. The kids indicated that they would be willing to pay big money for escort services following a win at a "World of Warcraft" tournament.

When Newark police allegedly arrived on the scene, the report says they discovered $3,000 in cash, several electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with a heap of games and two local call girls.

According to the story, the $1,000-per-night hookers, released without charge, said the boys told them they were people of stunted development who were traveling with a circus. The kids claimed state law prevents disabled workers to be discriminated against, so the prostitutes had no right to deny their services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician....like Jon Kyl perhaps.


Taken from Gambling911.com