[Cannon]

Got friends in Mexico to take the action. Figure 9-10 losers won't pay but I can get their nasty plays and fade them for $500 each. We should get rich.

[flyingillini]

Please make an appointment at once with Kellen!

[Kellen]

Cannon, it seems to me that you may be dealing with some deep issues from your emotionally painful childhood. I would like to have you speak with Dr. Illini immediately on this matter. It is for your own good and you will be amazed at how much better you feel after you come to grips with the events involving Tyrone and Jerome that occured to you at a much younger age. Thanks for you time.

[pokernut9999]

You need to fade someone , hell you can not win with no juice !!!

No wonder you find -110 so hard.

[flyingillini]

Cannon, it seems to me that you may be dealing with some deep issues from your emotionally painful childhood. I would like to have you speak with Dr. Illini immediately on this matter. It is for your own good and you will be amazed at how much better you feel after you come to grips with the events involving Tyrone and Jerome that occured to you at a much younger age. Thanks for you time.

Yes you are correct Kellen. I am so happy that you are with my practice how. It has been difficult to find a good right hand person to help with appointments. On the subject of Cannon. It seems the lad must have been physically abused as well as verbally. His pain is very noticeable in a public setting. You see once a person has been penetrated in the anal cavity as well as orally at a young age it really puts that person in such a deep deep depression it is hard to get out. As the lad came home from school and walked into his double wide he saw something that will scar him for the rest of his life. Please at once schedule a session with Kellen. Sessions done by e-mail, chat, phone or in person. Good catch on this one Kellen! It is a great thing that we are doing! We are helping people!

[Cannon]

JJ GOLD has changed my life!!! I feel alive again!!! He is my mentor!

[Kellen]

Cannon, if you are looking to JJGold for insight, this problem is a lot worse that first diagnosed. Please call us immediately to set up an appointment schedule. This may take awhile, it will be tough and you must stick to the regimen outlined in your psychiatric profile but if you follow through with the guidelines set forth by Dr. Illini, you will be better in no time. No more reliving the horrors of being anally abused as a young lad. You will be able to relax and once again, enjoy life. Feel free to give us a call now. I can offer you a 20% discount on first visit and a t-shirt that says "It doesnt bother me that I was deflowered at the age of 7"". Trust in our program Cannon, it is the best available.

Thanks.

[Cannon]

Any guy that can get his aunt to choke 25K to pay his super bowl bet is a true gambling god!! What a professional gambler. When you win collect when you lose get aunt Clara to choke to the locals.

[flyingillini]

Any guy that can get his aunt to choke 25K to pay his super bowl bet is a true gambling god!! What a professional gambler. When you win collect when you lose get aunt Clara to choke to the locals.

Cannon,

As Kellen mentioned please make an appointment at once. It seems that you have been fondled by daddy at a young age and now it has been coming out in your adult life. You have to remember it is not your fault. You did nothing to deserve being fondled and by your dad dangling his testicles in your mouth is just not right. He should pay for what he has done to you. Kellen and I can help with also finding you support groups along with a new set of friends. I cannot give out to much information without first making an appointment. Kellen is authorized to give you up to 50% off your first visit. Remember Cannon the first step to recovery is to first admit that you were fondled and touched as a toddler.

[Cannon]

JJ used to be my baby sitter. I have lots of issues.

[Kellen]

Thats good Cannon. Get it all off your chest. Dont be afraid, we are here to help not to hurt. You are among friends.

[Kellen]

Cannon, if you could, please contact our office between the hours of 8am and 6pm pst. I was able to set you up with an all expenses paid vacation to Cabo San Lucas Mexico. All you have to do is Subscribe to our Magazine, "Teabagged", and set up a 12 session complete overhaul program with us. You will enjoy receiving your bi-monthly copy of "Teabagged". You will read about fellow patients who were violated by thier father and others such as Tyron, Latrice and Malcom. You will enjoy columns from several of our "born again" patients who have overcome illnesses similar to yours. Who knows, maybe one day, we will feature your story in the magazine. Call now because space is limited. We are booking more packages than anyone could imagine. We have taken on several new patients just within the last 4 hours. It would be a great service to you and your family if you allow us to show you how to overcome the obstacles that you face daily and that keep you from enjoying life. You dont deserve to relive these things day after day. Call the office immediately and we will get you on your way to peace of mind.

Thanks

[Cannon]

Sorry you have to live in Little Rock. That has to seriously suck!!!

[Kellen]

Sorry you have to live in Little Rock. That has to seriously suck!!!

ACtually it isnt bad. I spend a week here, then a week in Dallas and a week in Houston. Its actually great. I'll be in Houston most of the time pretty soon.

Thanks for taking an interesting in my living situation.

[Cannon]

Women not to great in Little Rock.

[Kellen]

I look for women in Texas. There are a few hot chicks in little rock.

[flyingillini]

Sorry you have to live in Little Rock. That has to seriously suck!!!

Cannon,

It actually works better for our practice that Kellen lives in Arkansas. There are troubled people all over the Country and we have been getting new patients daily. Regardless if their session is in person, e-mail, live chat or on an open forum the patient is getting what they need. Kellen comes to Santa Barbara once every 2 weeks to help out in the office. He also have a place in California. So don't knock where he lives!