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    Default Serious Question: Is There Really Such A Thing As Being Good In Bed?

    I hear all types of stuff from men and women. What is good in bed? Is is being big and lasting a long time?? Anyone can fuk. Is it being kinky?? Is it true if you are good in bed the girl will always come back to you even if your a jerkoff??

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    never went on xtube yet

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    I always thought it was a contest. First one to finish wins. I'm undefeated...

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    i don't know, because no women have ever told me i am good in bed. i have been told that i am lousy in bed and that i am a bad lay, but that's about it.

    jj, i am very lazy. i hate to move in bed. i like to just lie down and let the girl do everything. that's why i don't like sex. it's too much work for me. i am so lazy, that i actually hired someone to have sex with my 1st girlfriend because i hated working. it was too much work for me.


    i've never had a woman call me back after the 1st time. usually, after the 1st time i do it with them, i never expect them to call back, and they never do. women hate me. i am terrible in bed.

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    Yeh I don't like getting sweaty in bed, I remember 12 years ago when I last performed in a bedroom with a woman she basically just laid there and all of a sudden screamed, I guess I was good at the end Nicky. Nicky she never called me again and supposedly made jokes about me to friends I knew and it got back to me Nicky and she said I was a dud in bed and real small and told her friends I did not know what I was doing..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yeh I don't like getting sweaty in bed, I remember 12 years ago when I last performed in a bedroom with a woman she basically just laid there and all of a sudden screamed, I guess I was good at the end Nicky. Nicky she never called me again and supposedly made jokes about me to friends I knew and it got back to me Nicky and she said I was a dud in bed and real small and told her friends I did not know what I was doing..
    stick with outsercouse you unEndowed jerkoff

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    It is all about satisfication sir, please the the woman first !!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pokernut9999 View Post
    It is all about satisfication sir, please the the woman first !!!!
    translation: Eat some pussy first JJ

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    Yes, all the hookers tell me I'm the best customer they've ever had.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Yes, all the hookers tell me I'm the best they've ever had.


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    Quote Originally Posted by luciano View Post
    translation: Eat some pussy first JJ
    damn you luciano , good catch there sir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yeh I don't like getting sweaty in bed, I remember 12 years ago when I last performed in a bedroom with a woman she basically just laid there and all of a sudden screamed, I guess I was good at the end Nicky. Nicky she never called me again and supposedly made jokes about me to friends I knew and it got back to me Nicky and she said I was a dud in bed and real small and told her friends I did not know what I was doing..
    Another classic post from JJ.

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    different women has different standards. some like ropes, some like whips, some like double fisting, some like to play corpse. you'll find your girl/dude some day, jj.

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    JJ when you buy pussy they won't tell on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I hear all types of stuff from men and women. What is good in bed? Is is being big and lasting a long time?? Anyone can fuk. Is it being kinky?? Is it true if you are good in bed the girl will always come back to you even if your a jerkoff??
    Muff diving helps, but you'd never do it.

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    If you have a small dick like most of us, eat that pussy for hours and make her come that way. Otherwise, just jerk off a couple of times before she comes over, that way you can **** her like a stallion...

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    JJ G (grandfather) OLD man hasn't been laid in 2 decades ............ he's clueless about how it workz ................

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    possibly 3 decades ..............
    thats gotta be a promo ....... u feel me .

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    JJ G (grandfather) OLD man hasn't been laid in 2 decades ............ he's clueless about how it workz ................
    ^^^^^^^^
    i mean this one ......... sorry im on dem trees at the moment ......... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    ^^^^^^^^
    i mean this one ......... sorry im on dem trees at the moment ......... lol
    jjgold, women are fascinated by a man that posts a picture of himeself in a tank top alone in his bedroom with a lamp above his head. It has been proven scientifically that having a lamp above your head while having sex can prolong your sexual experience by hours. Kinda linda tantric sex with a lamp on your head.

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    lmao wow thats well thought out sir ..............

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    gotta give you dap on that ................ pav

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    gotta give you dap on that ................ pav
    welcome back bud

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