[WE EAT FISH]

On to get a Ride-On LAWN-MOWER out of a River

[diogee]

Yeah...you open up the River and let the Fish flow underneath the bottom of the middle top of the LawN MoWeR...the mower will then drift under the middle of the bottom top and into your drive-way.

BTW Lawn Mowers don't work as well in rivers as they do on lawns. I need some MLB winners from uncle Cheeks as well.

[The HG]

FISH, I do not think so.

Is there GRASS IN a river?

WHY WERE YOU mowing a river?

JESUS CAN RIDE a mower in a river, not you

[WE EAT FISH]

FISH, I do not think so.

Is there GRASS IN a river?

WHY WERE YOU mowing a river?

JESUS CAN RIDE a mower in a river, not you

That can be REDUNENT I did NOT DRIVE in the RIVER UNCLE CHEEKS is in there. He used to ALWAYS GO AROUND the river to get Cinthia Haswells house where do DOES LIKE TO MAKE LOVE but i did a NEW PLAN. I learned to be the FASTEST ROOT is DIRECT from point A to point B so i said to just GO FOR IT so he could get his SWERVE ON SOONER but today it was a DISASTER. He is IN A RIVER not in Mrs Haswell

[The HG]

That can be REDUNENT I did NOT DRIVE in the RIVER UNCLE CHEEKS is in there. He used to ALWAYS GO AROUND the river to get Cinthia Haswells house where do DOES LIKE TO MAKE LOVE but i did a NEW PLAN. I learned to be the FASTEST ROOT is DIRECT from point A to point B so i said to just GO FOR IT so he could get his SWERVE ON SOONER but today it was a DISASTER. He is IN A RIVER not in Mrs Haswell

Ah yes, I see now. Thank you for clarifying. Indeed, this is a fine mess of a predicament, indeed.

[Kellen]

IS Cheeks STill in the RIVER. HOW big IS THE river?

[WE EAT FISH]

Ah yes, I see now. Thank you for clarifying.

It can be SARCASM here? You talk TOUGH ONLINE MAYBE you NEED A JOB. DO you want to DO A ONE on ONE IQ CONTEST? NOPE did not THINK SO

[Sportsgirl]

That can be REDUNENT I did NOT DRIVE in the RIVER UNCLE CHEEKS is in there. He used to ALWAYS GO AROUND the river to get Cinthia Haswells house where do DOES LIKE TO MAKE LOVE but i did a NEW PLAN. I learned to be the FASTEST ROOT is DIRECT from point A to point B so i said to just GO FOR IT so he could get his SWERVE ON SOONER but today it was a DISASTER. He is IN A RIVER not in Mrs Haswell

You don't happen to collect stick insects, do you?

[WE EAT FISH]

IS Cheeks STill in the RIVER. HOW big IS THE river?

Uncle Cheeks would NEVER LEAVE HIS MOWER BEHIND he has a lot of HONOR unlike a lot of PUNKS TODAY

[The Prick]

...it was a DISASTER. He is IN A RIVER not in Mrs Haswell

Mr Haswell gotta be on his knees thankin' Jesus for that small kindness

[Kellen]

Dont let Cheeks drown. Tie the mower to a truck and pull it out

[WE EAT FISH]

You don't happen to collect stick insects, do you?

Really smart QUESTION BLOCKED

[Sportsgirl]

Really smart QUESTION BLOCKED

Shows how much you know. Stick insects have been known to be useful in all manner of LAWN MOWER rescue

[WE EAT FISH]

Dont let Cheeks drown. Tie the mower to a truck and pull it out

We had a TRUCK but someone STOLE THE ENGINE.

[WE EAT FISH]

Shows how much you know. Stick insects have been known to be useful in all manner of LAWN MOWER rescue

Shows how much YOU CAN READ DO you KNOW WHAT BLOCKED MEANS

[WE EAT FISH]

STOP SENDING me SECRET messages GOD

[Kellen]

sportsgirl, are you send fish SECRET messages?

[diogee]

UNclE cHEEks JUsT NeedS to MAN up AnD DRIve tHAt pHuckInG mOWEr OUT OF tHe rIVEr And Give ME SOME mLB WInneRS.

cheeksmlb.com

[Sportsgirl]

sportsgirl, are you send fish SECRET messages?

No, they are secret messages ... is that the same?

[The HG]

It can be SARCASM here? You talk TOUGH ONLINE MAYBE you NEED A JOB. DO you want to DO A ONE on ONE IQ CONTEST? NOPE did not THINK SO

I am not smart that is true and everyone here knows that and that is fine with me.

But am I afraid of YOU in an IQ contest? NO I AM NOT! Why?

Yes I may be in the bottom half of people on this board in intelligence but at least I am smart enough to NOT TRY TO MOW A RIVER WITH A LAWNMOWER! YOU STUPID!!

OK I WILL HAVE AN IQ CONTEST WITH YOU FISH!

First question: CAN YOU MOW A RIVER WITH A LAWNMOWER?

My answer is: NO.

What is your answer?

[WE EAT FISH]

I am not smart that is true and everyone here knows that and that is fine with me.

But am I afraid of YOU in an IQ contest? NO I AM NOT! Why?

Yes I may be in the bottom half of people on this board in intelligence but at least I am smart enough to NOT TRY TO MOW A RIVER WITH A LAWNMOWER! YOU STUPID!!

OK I WILL HAVE AN IQ CONTEST WITH YOU FISH!

First question: CAN YOU MOW A RIVER WITH A LAWNMOWER?

My answer is: NO.

What is your answer?

Your answer WRONG did you ever hear of YOU CAN DO ANYTHING if you PUT YOUR MIND TO IT but maybe your MOM made you learn about SANTA (FAKE) instead.

Maybe Uncle Cheeks is ZERO for ONE in the River but at least he did not QUIT and also if he DOES MAKE it NEXT TIME he is .500% which is HALL OF FAME

NEXT QUESTION

[Kellen]

Maybe Uncle Cheeks is ZERO for ONE in the River but at least he did not QUIT and also if he DOES MAKE it NEXT TIME he is .500% which is HALL OF FAME



That is classic man.

[The HG]

Your answer WRONG did you ever hear of YOU CAN DO ANYTHING if you PUT YOUR MIND TO IT but maybe your MOM made you learn about SANTA (FAKE) instead.

Maybe Uncle Cheeks is ZERO for ONE in the River but at least he did not QUIT and also if he DOES MAKE it NEXT TIME he is .500% which is HALL OF FAME

NEXT QUESTION

Ok you got me on that one, FINE! It's 1-0 you are winning, BUT THIS IQ TEST IS NOT OVER. That was just ONE question, that's why they call it an IQ TEST and not an IQ QUESTION.

Ok, second question: WHO WILL WIN TONIGHT, TORONTO OR TAMPA BAY?

My answer: TORONTO

[WE EAT FISH]

Ok you got me on that one, FINE! It's 1-0 you are winning, BUT THIS IQ TEST IS NOT OVER. That was just ONE question, that's why they call it an IQ TEST and not an IQ QUESTION.

Ok, second question: WHO WILL WIN TONIGHT, TORONTO OR TAMPA BAY?

My answer: TORONTO

SOON I can BE a TWO to ZERO IQ TB SIMPLE

[diogee]

Why TB...never heard of Litsch?

[The HG]

SOON I can BE a TWO to ZERO IQ TB SIMPLE

ah-HA! I GOT YOU ON THIS ONE FISH! TORONTO STUPID

Who IS JACKSON the bullpen for the JACKSON 5 not a pitcher

STUPID TORONTO

[mofome]

Who IS JACKSON the bullpen for the JACKSON 5 not a pitcher

STUPID TORONTO

[Arnold]

That can be REDUNENT I did NOT DRIVE in the RIVER UNCLE CHEEKS is in there. He used to ALWAYS GO AROUND the river to get Cinthia Haswells house where do DOES LIKE TO MAKE LOVE but i did a NEW PLAN. I learned to be the FASTEST ROOT is DIRECT from point A to point B so i said to just GO FOR IT so he could get his SWERVE ON SOONER but today it was a DISASTER. He is IN A RIVER not in Mrs Haswell

I see...your whole family is retarded. I think if you put your dick into the lawn mower, it will work. Try it, you got nothing to lose if it doesn't work.

[diogee]

I see...your whole family is retarded. I think if you put your dick into the lawn mower, it will work. Try it, you got nothing to lose if it doesn't work.

Very solid advice.

[flyingillini]

On to get a Ride-On LAWN-MOWER out of a River

Fishface,

As you walked into your double wide trailer after a long day of school you were scarred for life. As your whore 298lb mother is on her hands and knees blowing Jerome she yells at you to go get her a cheeseburger. You had never seen something like this and she told you it was all normal. Then she told you take off your pants and let your daddy enter fondle your peepee and she made sure to tell you it was all normal. You have been molested, raped and violated in every which way shape or form. It must of been very hard growing up thinking that your whore of a mother blowing the brotha's for some nose candy is normal behavior. Don't worry Fish as you get older it does get better. It is good to talk about your childhood.

[Kellen]

FISH, listen to illini, this guy is trying to help you get over those memories pal. He knows what hes doing.

[flyingillini]

FISH, listen to illini, this guy is trying to help you get over those memories pal. He knows what hes doing.

Yes Kellen! that is correct. You need to get me some more clients to counsel. I will split the profits with you 50/50. We can make a lot of cash. Fishface is a great customer. Sessions are 45 minutes long. You do the sales part and I will help them overcome the molestation and the torture they encountered as toddlers.

[Kellen]

Ive already got you a new client lined up. I believe bettillimbroke999 has some disturbing memories repressed from childhood.