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Old 05-06-2008, 01:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default How do I go about having an Alligator removed from my pond?

Its only about 4 foot long but Id rather not have it around. I dont want to harm it, Id like to have it moved to another area. Who am I supposed to call to get something like that done?
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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build a pipe bomb and have some fun.
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build a pipe bomb and have some fun.
I could but dont want to kill it
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Animal control you nit wit.
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Alligator? forgeda aboudit let it hang out you dont have kids who hang around there do you?
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No kids but a dog and there are some Geese and other birds around I dont really want to get eaten.
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easy

go to sportin good store and buy a gun

then take it from there
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here is the plan, Abduct deuce and throw him in there he will beat it mercilesly with his hockey stick until its dead back to back slap shots to the face and then when he is finished and tired let your dog finish him off
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Its small right now, 3-4 foot long, I would leave it but I know it will get bigger, just not sure how fast these things grow.
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here is the plan, Abduct deuce and throw him in there he will beat it mercilesly with his hockey stick until its dead back to back slap shots to the face and then when he is finished and tired let your dog finish him off
I'd wrestle the fukk like Steve Irwin.
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Call the zoo, they will come out and get it and take of it.
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:18 AM   #13 (permalink)
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deuce would just lie and say he took care of it, then 3 days later its there and eats my dog
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Why is an alligator in Little Rock?
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well am willimg to get it out if we party hard enough at the bash i will hopefully be numb enough I won't feel any bites, is it at the spot in TX or Ark?
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Its in Ashdown Arkansas, southern part of Arkansas near Louisiana and Texas
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