[LVHerbie]

I was watching the Sienfeld episode where Kramer takes on a intern and was thinking this would be a great way to see the sunny beaches of Newark for a few months... I'm completely free starting in late May... Let me know...

[purecarnagge]

Remember not to let it hit you in the face...

[LVHerbie]

I did not get any reply last year JJ so I thought I would let you know that my schedule is open again this summer... I will need bash weekend off (although I am willing to do anything you need done there as well) and besides that I am willing to work all nights and weekends as needed and believe I am free through late August...

[pavyracer]

He already took onthewhat, Sammy, SlickFazzer, bobby, IntheHole, AAO and a bunch of others.

[onthewhat]

He already promised me an internship at Corbin Electric

[mathdotcom]

guy will teach you how to make a city your fiefdom in 3 weeks

[jjgold]

Could actually use a guy to tail me with a camera as I could then have more mobility and cover more ground. Herbie send me a fukkin resume.

[LVHerbie]

work history -

'97-'99 Worked in a fish restaurant while in high school... Work Skills Acquired: Can now deep fry just about everything that doesn't move... Quit to move on to bigger and better things...
'99-'01 Overnight cashier at local grocery store... Job Description - Watched alot of college kids stanch and grab beer... Read up on all major variety/tabloid mags on weekly/monthly basis... Fired over minor drug related incident...
'01-'05 - Served in Military - Job Description - ~15 minutes to raise large oversized antenna , ~10 minutes to flip a couple power swtiches, ~2 weeks to six months of reading books, watching movies, and sleeping appr. 12 hours daily in equipment shelter while waiting for instructions to move the above antenna and shelter to a different location...
'05 - to present - successful unemployeed...

education -

1994-1998 - attended and graduated high school with with slightly above average grades and slightly above average test scores
1999 - to present - attended State University off and on with slightly above average grades... appr. 115 hours... Major: Undecided...

To tell you the truth Coach I think I might be slightly over qualified and you're probably better off going with someone like Bobby or Sammy... If you are set on me I need somewhere to sleep for my wife and me (she likes to take her summers off) and we have a dog (which I can ditch at the pound or something if need be)... If this is unpaid I'm only going to be able work part time but, as mentioned above (and demostrated by my posting habits shows), I'm willing to work nights and weekends and (as my resume clearly shows) I'm an overachiever and hard worker...

[BigBrownman]

Originally Posted by LVHerbie

I was watching the Sienfeld episode where Kramer takes on a intern and was thinking this would be a great way to see the sunny beaches of Newark for a few months... I'm completely free starting in late May... Let me know...

i remember that episode, very very funny! kramer made that show, if it wasnt for him in it, i dont think it would have been as succesfull.

[Shortstop]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

He already took onthewhat, Sammy, SlickFazzer, bobby, IntheHole, AAO and a bunch of others.

[reno cool]

Originally Posted by jjgold

Could actually use a guy to tail me with a camera as I could then have more mobility and cover more ground. Herbie send me a fukkin resume.

now this is funny thread. Who says sbr went to shit?