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  1. 04-30-08 10:03 PM #1
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    Default If you ran into JJ at the grocery store, what would you do?

    I would pull down his sweat pants to see how small his pecker actually is.

    would also steal his sunglasses
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  2. 04-30-08 10:04 PM #2
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    I'd fukin kick the shit out of him in the dairy aisle

    and then I would throw eggs at him
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  3. 04-30-08 10:05 PM #3
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    definetly would kick his ass
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  4. 04-30-08 10:08 PM #4
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    why?
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  5. 04-30-08 10:09 PM #5
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    He is our coach. I have saved thousands by following his advice.
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  6. 04-30-08 10:09 PM #6
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    I would envy the grocery store. They make a killing off of his fat ass.
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  7. 04-30-08 10:10 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    why?
    good point

    I would not do anything
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  8. 04-30-08 10:11 PM #8
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    ask for his autograph
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  9. 04-30-08 10:13 PM #9
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    lol nice avatar, michael.

    havent u seen jj topless? he is pure muscle
    look at his stamina in boxing vids
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  10. 04-30-08 10:17 PM #10
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    maybe run the shake up game on him
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  11. 04-30-08 10:18 PM #11
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    I would walk up to him and say "Hi mathdotcom"
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    .............absolutly pointless thread...................
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  13. 04-30-08 10:18 PM #13
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    maybe i would try rolling up a few $1 bills and stick'm behind his ear
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  14. 04-30-08 10:19 PM #14
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    I wouldn't notice him, so I'll just walk by as if nothing happened.
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  15. 04-30-08 10:21 PM #15
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    lol TexansFan

    I'm trying to think of someone on this board who is dumber than you. Maybe beat the jerk, but he's gone.
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  16. 04-30-08 10:23 PM #16
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    i love the guys who come into the thread to say it's a waste of time. you can tell from the thread title it is not serious, so why open it?
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  17. 04-30-08 10:28 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    lol TexansFan

    I'm trying to think of someone on this board who is dumber than you. Maybe beat the jerk, but he's gone.
    Oh man that's easy. Stand up, go to your bathroom and then look in the mirror. Do wear JJ's nuts teabag style or in your mouth?
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  18. 04-30-08 10:33 PM #18
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    i would make sure he doesn't post for a week and see how many regular posters would disappear.
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  19. 04-30-08 10:38 PM #19
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    TexansFan,

    So one minute I am JJ, another minute I am his fellatio benefactor?
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  20. 04-30-08 11:06 PM #20
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    I would get his phone number for Robyn.
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  21. 04-30-08 11:07 PM #21
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    Hold onto my wallet
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  22. 04-30-08 11:10 PM #22
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    Matdotcom, I feel extremely sorry for you. What motivates you every day to act like JJ and everything you say is about JJ? If you aren't JJ, I feel sorry for you, you're sad.
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  23. 04-30-08 11:12 PM #23
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    WTMB.. you must be TexansFan.

    1] you dont like me
    2] you are also from Houston

    thats 2 more pieces of evidence than he has against me. Is there something in the Houston water?

    I am not acting like JJ.. I am just trying to do my part in making this forum the true home of degeneracy.
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  24. 04-30-08 11:14 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    WTMB.. you must be TexansFan.

    1] you dont like me
    2] you are also from Houston

    thats 2 more pieces of evidence than he has against me. Is there something in the Houston water?

    I am not acting like JJ.. I am just trying to do my part in making this forum the true home of degeneracy.
    Nah, I'd never waste my time "ghosting" on a forum.
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  25. 04-30-08 11:24 PM #25
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    Mathdotcom if you aren't JJ you are a very sick man, you post constantly talkin about that degenerate ****, just go to the shelter he posts from and suck his nuts and tell him you worship his worthless ass.
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  26. 04-30-08 11:25 PM #26
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    If I saw that sick fukk in the store, I'd grab the nearest hard object and break him in half.
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  27. 04-30-08 11:37 PM #27
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    i bet none of you boys knew this... but JJ has a black belt in karate. in fact, he's a 4th dan.. the kid has won many competitions.. i don't know why he never mentioned this to anyone. it is a secret that he has kept from everyone. I asked him why he never told anyone, and he told me because his karate instructor always told him to never tell anyone..


    so anyone who wants to kicks jj's ass, i think you better make other plans. this JJ is nuts. he can put us down and break a few of our bones with one punch.
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  28. 04-30-08 11:51 PM #28
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    would hit the bakery and smash a creme pie on his fukkin forehead then kick him in the nads and tear that dead animal off his head. lastly i shove his goggles up his ass



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  29. 05-01-08 06:20 AM #29
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    No one would do anything here, what are you going to do when you see a 305 pound 5-4 bull coming at you??
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  30. 05-01-08 07:02 AM #30
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    I would make sure that he didn't put the potatoes on top of the bread in the bag, and give him a good tip when he put the groceries in the car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RageWizard View Post
    I would make sure that he didn't put the potatoes on top of the bread in the bag, and give him a good tip when he put the groceries in the car.
    Haha, well played sir
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    I'd laugh at him.
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    I would love to pull out my 44 caliber and put to someones head if they fuked with me and make them sweat a little and then tell them it was a joke
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  34. 05-01-08 10:50 AM #34
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    I would hug him and take our picture with my cell phone and send it to Robyn to make her jealous.
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    I would scream in a bloody rage that he groped me and have him barred from that store
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