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Old 04-29-08, 11:15 AM   #1
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Who is it? Video responses encouraged.
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Old 04-29-08, 11:20 AM   #2
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I can't do video right now but a guy who kills every time I see him is Jeffrey Ross. He never seems to get credit for it though. Another is Lewis Black, if you like political humor.
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Old 04-29-08, 11:26 AM   #3
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JJGOLD


I know he ain't a stand up comedian, but how can a stand up guy compare to JJ at his best.. the neck brace, the boxing demo, the QB display, the 2 finger push ups, the BTJ impersonation...


this is some great material.. no stand up guy can do things like this.
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Old 04-29-08, 11:55 AM   #4
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Nicky ...

If you want a one night stand with JJ .. just ask him ... u seem to have a crush on the dude
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Old 04-29-08, 12:02 PM   #5
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Old 04-29-08, 12:02 PM   #6
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Dat Phan.

That guy had me in stitches on The Last Comic Standing.


Geez, I forgot how to post Youtube clips.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=oFDxwmr09Tg
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Old 04-29-08, 12:07 PM   #7
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Dat Phan.

That guy had me in stitches on The Last Comic Standing.


Geez, I forgot how to post Youtube clips.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=oFDxwmr09Tg
dagger ... seems ur another ghost ...

Just looked at ur answers to threads and u never posted a YouTube Video ... how could u forget?

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Old 04-29-08, 12:08 PM   #8
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Dave Attel, this guy slays me


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Old 04-29-08, 12:09 PM   #9
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sharky,


i am not gay, (not that there's anything wrong with that), but i'd do JJ in a heartbeat. i love the kid, and i am not ashamed to say it..


I also love richkas.... he's so loveable.


but i don't love sonny vega.. i'd love to give this guy a backhander.
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Old 04-29-08, 12:11 PM   #10
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sharky,


i am not gay, (not that there's anything wrong with that), but i'd do JJ in a heartbeat. i love the kid, and i am not ashamed to say it..


I also love richkas.... he's so loveable.


but i don't love sonny vega.. i'd love to give this guy a backhander.
Then lets await JJ's response and see if you both can hook up.
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Old 04-29-08, 12:21 PM   #11
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Louis CK! One of the funniest muthafukkas out there.

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Old 04-29-08, 12:22 PM   #12
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dagger ... seems ur another ghost ...

Just looked at ur answers to threads and u never posted a YouTube Video ... how could u forget?


Nah, not a ghost. I used to post at therx and I guess they use different formats.
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Old 04-29-08, 12:23 PM   #13
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maybe you can even ask rickkas too, and set up a menage a trois.. also, it would be perfect if you can bring sonny vega too, so after we finish, i can take him somewhere and dump him in the bushes 300 miles away, so we make sure we never see that annoying greek post videos again.


sharky, if you can set this up, i will owe you big. who knows, i probably met you before. i've been to San Jose, CR, 4 times.. maybe i sat with you once with a few bookmakers. wouldn't that be funny.
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i had only vaguely heard of him about 2 years ago, then i watched his special on Comedy Central uncensored late one night. i was alone on my couch in my apartment and i felt bad listening to him say n i gg e r every other word.
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Dat Phan.

That guy had me in stitches on The Last Comic Standing.


Geez, I forgot how to post Youtube clips.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=oFDxwmr09Tg
that guy is a joke, i mean a turd. he sucks, if anyone should have won that first season it should have been that rich vos(?) or dave mordel(?) dudes.
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some people mentioned Louis CK and Dave Attel, those are some funny dudes.
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Old 04-29-08, 12:33 PM   #17
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ok, i am the biggest stand up fan ever... i watch about 4 hrs a day of it. some great stand ups are jay leno, believe it or not.. Jimmy kimmel is funny too.. but for real stand ups, dave attell is great, steven wright was one of the best at his time.. but the best today is.... definitely.....


Jim Gaffigan..

this guy is hilarious..


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Old 04-29-08, 12:36 PM   #18
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also, i agree with louisvillekid..

dat phan is the least funniest stand up i have ever seen in my life.. sonny vega is even funnier than this guy.. i hate dat phan with a passion.. he's not even funny. all he does is talk like a chinese guy by pretending to be his mother.. he's not funny at all and that is why 5 yrs later, or however yrs it's been, that he is still a nobody..


i have never laughed once at any of his jokes. i don't know how he won last comic standing. what a joke..rich vos was way funnier that season.
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maybe you can even ask rickkas too, and set up a menage a trois.. also, it would be perfect if you can bring sonny vega too, so after we finish, i can take him somewhere and dump him in the bushes 300 miles away, so we make sure we never see that annoying greek post videos again.


sharky, if you can set this up, i will owe you big. who knows, i probably met you before. i've been to San Jose, CR, 4 times.. maybe i sat with you once with a few bookmakers. wouldn't that be funny.

That would be funny ...
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Rich Vos never did much for my funny bone. I remember Mordal being funny with the whole turning on the radio and his car slowing down... but that's all I remember of him.

But I do think they were funnier in the house, mostly making fun of Dat.... not so much on stage. I thought Rob Cantrell was funnier than either of them.

But the worst by far was Ralphie May and his tired wigger act. I saw him on a late night show once and he was so unfunny when he has to ad lib. Never said one remotely funny thing the entire show. Other guests were making fun of him and he just sat slumped in his seat like a kid whose sugar level was dangerously low.
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you're right, ralphie may was bad.. i couldn't stand him. his wannabe black guy accent.. not funny at all.

last yrs winner, Jon Reep i found was not funny at all.. did you find him funny?? also, lavell crawford from last yr wasn't funny at all.. I found Gerry Dee to be the funniest from last yr..
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you're right, ralphie may was bad.. i couldn't stand him. his wannabe black guy accent.. not funny at all.

last yrs winner, Jon Reep i found was not funny at all.. did you find him funny?? also, lavell crawford from last yr wasn't funny at all.. I found Gerry Dee to be the funniest from last yr..

Haven't watched the past year or two so have no idea who they are.
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can anybody relate to this Artie Lange guy?

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That must've been a while ago cause Artie was only obese back then. Now he's morbidly obese.
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Doug Stanhope, Artie Lange, Lewis Black, George Carlin, Katt Williams, Louis CK, Mitch Hedberg was classic
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George Carlin is the funniest, hands down

What kind of goddamn god given right is that?
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Old 04-29-08, 02:30 PM   #31
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Stanhope is hilarious, don't let the TV show fool you.....



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Stanhope is great. I love his opinions on things. He called the guy that printed the abortion flyers and told him it was the lowest form of child pornography there is. That was classic.
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i don't think artie lange is a good standup guy, he's not that funny at all.. but when he's on howard as his sidekick, no one beats him. he's so hilarious. everything he says makes me laugh.


top 4 guys..

jim gaffigan
dave attell
steven wright ( in his prime)
ellen degeneres. (she is hilarious)

dane cook is so overrated. not funny at all. frank caliendo is super, but it gets boring after awhile.. he imitates the same people and says the same things over and over again.

also, mitch hedberg was great. i hate lewis black with a passion. and the guy who annoys me the most.. by far.... is Jeremy Hotz.. i don't know if you americans know him, he's canadian. this guy annoys me. i hate the way he talks..
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Carlos Mencia is a thief bum that steals peoples crap. Countless videos and recordings of him being exposed by Joe Rogan and other comedians on youtube. There's even a recording where he rips someones idea on a radio station, and after he hangs up the host exposes him.

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Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock.
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