Sonya Thomas pro competitive eater just ate 32 ears of corn in 12 minutes.Aftermath?

BrentCrude · 04-29-2008, 07:10 AM

Everyone has probably seen this Asian woman who weighs 100 pounds winning these competitive eating contests on ESPN and such against guys 4 times her size.

Last night in Florida she won an eating contest for a measely $1500 grand prize where she ate 32 ears of corn in 12 minutes.

Does anyone even want to think of the aftermath of a 100 pound woman eating 32 ears of corn in 12 minutes?I wouldn't want to be the janitor of the can at her day job.hehe!

This whole thought is a real boner killer.hehe!

beetman · 04-29-2008, 11:48 PM

That'll be one hell of a corn poop.

Tchocky · 04-30-2008, 01:03 AM

I read that she only eats one meal a day...at an all you can eat buffet.

2Pac · 04-30-2008, 01:12 AM

Aftermath?

There will be small pieces of shit in her corn when she goes to take a dump

bettilimbroke999 · 04-30-2008, 01:13 AM

I ate 32 ears of corn one time...as an appetizer. Then I ate a whale burger while it was still alive. You lightweights can't handle a real meal.

daggerkobe · 04-30-2008, 01:25 AM