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Old 04-24-08, 01:13 PM   #1
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So last Saturday night I was at a restaurant by myself having a meal and a few beers. It was getting late and I was on my way home, but decided to stop at a nightclub near my place in here Clearwater, FL. It was around 1am and I thought I would check it out and see if there were any strays that might need a place to sleep for the night.

Turns out this place is frequented by an older crowd. Over 30 at least, lots of people in their 40's and 50's even. Not my scene really. So I do what I always do and got a drink and a cup to spit in (I was dipping cope long). I'm walking near the bar and this shorter black guy around 40 starts talking to me. Asks me if I played baseball or whatever cause I was dipping. His name is Mel. He seems like a jovial man and we chat for 5 min about baseball and make comments about the broads as they pass by. I leave him and go wander around looking to see if there are any possibilities. There aren't.

So I'm on my way out of this bar and Mel siddles over to me and starts chatting again. I oblige for another 5 min or so. By this point, they are kicking people out of the bar and closing it down. So we leave the building and stand outside and monitor a domestic issue in progress. (Girl yelling at man for some reason.) I say "Ok, man good to meet you and see you around". He keeps wanting to talk some more; he is one of those people that is hard to get away from when it's time to say goodbye.

Then he puts out his hand to shake mine and give me one of those patented "black" hugs. Ok, I oblige. Then I'm moving away from him but he still has his hand on the back of my neck and is rubbing it. Like in a sensual sort of way! I don't feel too comfortable with this, but I don't say anything and he just stopped. He is about 6 or 7" shorter than I am. Once again, I say "Ok man, I'll see you around". Then he puts his hand out again and wants to provide me with another patented "black" hug. Ok, I oblige. But this time as the hug is happening he starts kissing the side of my neck! Again, in a sensual sort of way like he is trying to seduce me! This only lasted like 1 to 1.5 seconds and I jumped backwards. The only thing that came to my mind to say is "Hey man, I'm NOT THAT WAY!".

He just kind of looked at the ground and muttered something and walked away. He got in his Lexus and drove off.

I went straight home and stripped all my clothes off and took a shower to get any gay germs off me.

I am never going to this bar again. I am posting this because I have to get this off my chest and now it feels better. I'm not gay, and I will never be gay. I don't have a problem with people being gay, if that's what they want to do, fine.

I don't think I led this guy on. I think I look and behave straight and no gay guy has ever hit on me before.

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Old 04-24-08, 01:21 PM   #2
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So last Saturday night I was at a restaurant by myself having a meal and a few beers. It was getting late and I was on my way home, but decided to stop at a nightclub near my place in here Clearwater, FL. It was around 1am and I thought I would check it out and see if there were any strays that might need a place to sleep for the night.

Turns out this place is frequented by an older crowd. Over 30 at least, lots of people in their 40's and 50's even. Not my scene really. So I do what I always do and got a drink and a cup to spit in (I was dipping cope long). I'm walking near the bar and this shorter black guy around 40 starts talking to me. Asks me if I played baseball or whatever cause I was dipping. His name is Mel. He seems like a jovial man and we chat for 5 min about baseball and make comments about the broads as they pass by. I leave him and go wander around looking to see if there are any possibilities. There aren't.

So I'm on my way out of this bar and Mel siddles over to me and starts chatting again. I oblige for another 5 min or so. By this point, they are kicking people out of the bar and closing it down. So we leave the building and stand outside and monitor a domestic issue in progress. (Girl yelling at man for some reason.) I say "Ok, man good to meet you and see you around". He keeps wanting to talk some more; he is one of those people that is hard to get away from when it's time to say goodbye.

Then he puts out his hand to shake mine and give me one of those patented "black" hugs. Ok, I oblige. Then I'm moving away from him but he still has his hand on the back of my neck and is rubbing it. Like in a sensual sort of way! I don't feel too comfortable with this, but I don't say anything and he just stopped. He is about 6 or 7" shorter than I am. Once again, I say "Ok man, I'll see you around". Then he puts his hand out again and wants to provide me with another patented "black" hug. Ok, I oblige. But this time as the hug is happening he starts kissing the side of my neck! Again, in a sensual sort of way like he is trying to seduce me! This only lasted like 1 to 1.5 seconds and I jumped backwards. The only thing that came to my mind to say is "Hey man, I'm NOT THAT WAY!".

He just kind of looked at the ground and muttered something and walked away. He got in his Lexus and drove off.

I went straight home and stripped all my clothes off and took a shower to get any gay germs off me.

I am never going to this bar again. I am posting this because I have to get this off my chest and now it feels better. I'm not gay, and I will never be gay. I don't have a problem with people being gay, if that's what they want to do, fine.

I don't think I led this guy on. I think I look and behave straight and no gay guy has ever hit on me before.

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Old 04-24-08, 01:29 PM   #4
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I went straight home and stripped all my clothes off and took a shower to get any gay germs off me.

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Old 04-24-08, 01:56 PM   #5
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Baus, you little cock tease.
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Old 04-24-08, 01:59 PM   #6
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Old 04-24-08, 02:01 PM   #7
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Maybe...I haven't been in a very video making mood lately.
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You have a talent for writing, BAUS.
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Old 04-24-08, 02:37 PM   #9
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With all due respect, gay people have pretty good radar. You should reevaluate where you stand sexuality wise.
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Old 04-24-08, 02:38 PM   #10
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Not true, Crazyl. I've been hit on by chicks more than once.
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Not true, Crazyl. I've been hit on by chicks more than once.
Girls are different. For a guy to hit on another guy, he must really be sure that he's not going out on a limb, because he'd probably get knocked out for making the wrong read. This short black guy was pretty darn sure about BAUS to come on that strong..
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Old 04-24-08, 02:41 PM   #12
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Not that there's anything wrong with it.
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Old 04-24-08, 02:42 PM   #13
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Girls are different. For a guy to hit on another guy, he must really be sure that he's not going out on a limb, because he'd probably get knocked out for making the wrong read. This short black guy was pretty darn sure about BAUS to come on that strong..
First, the dude was probably pretty drunk. Second, you have a point, but most gay men also know that most straight men know that hitting a gay guy is automatically a "hate crime", regardless of whether they deserve it or not.
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Once again I agree with Crazyl. For a gay guy to seriously hit on another guy outside or away from a known gay hang out is a big step. The gaydar the gays have for other gays would need to be on full flame for that to happen.
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BAUS u gave all the gay signals.
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Old 04-24-08, 03:56 PM   #17
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You brought it on with the second man hug, lol.
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Old 04-24-08, 03:56 PM   #18
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Sharky, no I did not. I had a big fat chew in my lip the whole time. Have you ever seen a gay man dip before??

Deuce, I am not JJ or Webber.

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But this time as the hug is happening he starts kissing the side of my neck! Again, in a sensual sort of way like he is trying to seduce me! This only lasted like 1 to 1.5 seconds and I jumped backwards. The only thing that came to my mind to say is "Hey man, I'm NOT THAT WAY!".
I'm calling BS.

Why would you specify it was a "sensual sort of way", what other kind of way would it be if ANOTHER MAN kissed your neck...!?!?!

Why else would someone do that? I'm Italian and the most Italian men will do is kiss you on the cheek out of respect and that's if you're a close friend or family.
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I felt the need to differentiate between a peck type of kiss and a sensual kiss.

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was it the dude from this video?


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BAUS, do you need someone to be your cockblocker?
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Coming from a guy who is oblivious as to whether someone is hitting on him I do think the guy should have at least asked if you had a girlfriend or came forward and said he was gay. At least you got the message across that you weren't interested. Some people keep going at it even when you say no.

This is part of the reason why I would rather ladies be straight up with me. Unfortunately that's alot to ask - especially when most guys are assclowns and most girls want the guy to do everything for them.
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But this time as the hug is happening he starts kissing the side of my neck! Again, in a sensual sort of way like he is trying to seduce me! This only lasted like 1 to 1.5 seconds and I jumped backwards.
This kissing went on for 1.5 seconds? Damn, most straight men wouldn't have stood that for a blink of an eye. I think what happened is that you were actually enjoying it but suddenly realised that you didn't think you should be enjoying it. Anyhow, congratulations on coming out in such a public fashion today - remember it's OK to be gay.
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Old 04-24-08, 04:22 PM   #26
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I did not enjoy it Taco. I don't need that kind of shit in my life.

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i would of reacted violently
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I thought of it at the time, but I was worried he may be packing.

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Baus did you stop by New York New York on US 19?

You went looking for some senior citizen vag and ended up with some black snake.
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Was he heavy or skinny? I would of played it out a little longer and see if he offered cash and see what he was looking for.

Thank God you were strong and did not get seduced.

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Baus did you stop by New York New York on US 19?

You went looking for some senior citizen vag and ended up with some black snake.

How the FUK did you know that?? Wow, bang on pal.

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He wasn't heavy, maybe like 5'5 170 lbs.

Thanks Coach, I feel better now.

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Bread, what a dump that place is. Yes, that is the parking lot where this all happened. I have to drive by there everyday and remember this.

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