[mathdotcom]

7AM - Wake up, turn computer on
7.10AM - Check to see if jj posted a video
7.30am - Check sbr, see what's happenin'.
8AM - by now the coffee is brewed, got a fukin' slow coffee maker. 2 creams, no sugar. wtf is this splenda shit some of you pussies use. fuk.
8.30am - check the lines, see what I like. fuk w/ my spreadsheet, change some numbers so i don't feel like im losing as much as i am.
9am - make a few posts about breakfast options, turn coffee maker off/on so that it keeps it hot for another hour.
10am - bored by now.. nuttin happenin on sbr. look out the window, watch cars go by. if i have pants on, maybe stand on balcony and look at people walkin by.
10.30am - wack off
11am - eat breakfast. hashbrowns, 4 scrambled eggs, 4 slices of toast w/ extra butter
noon - fresh pot of coffee, read sbr
12.30 - wack off
1pm - make some bets, fade iwinyourmoney cuz i like to fukin' lose, i fukin' enjoy it
2pm - shower (optional)
2.30 - check for webber sports video
3pm - go buy a couple of half litre imported beers for game time
4pm - make a couple last minute bets, specially if i havent bet on a game thats about to start.
5pm - watch whatever game i got action on, check sbr.
6pm - order pizza. fukers charge like $3 for delivery now.. so i dont tip. meat lovers pizza and hawaiian, every time. down 1 beer, usually 2.
7pm - take heat on sbr for more shit picks that didn't hit
7.30 - calm down a bit, work on dance moves, pretend i am a pop star.
8pm - wack off
8.30 - watch America's next top model... phuk they are all ugly i wouldnt phuk any of them
9.30-10.30 - check for another webber sports video
11pm - get ready for bed, make sure both night lights are on or else i cant sleep. when its too dark im worried sharks are gonna sneak up on me. i keep a butter knife under my pillow.

I'm fukin' sick.. I know it.. but don't have anything else in life.

[freeVICK]

lol get a chick

[mathdotcom]

hawaii,

it's not that easy w/ a small pecker, no confidence, and never leaving apt

[freeVICK]

then get out?

[rake922]

how do you pay bills

[mathdotcom]

my mom sends me cheques sometimes to help me out but mostly i go on credit, i am respected in the neighbourhood

[treece]

get pecker surgery.

[mathdotcom]

i went in for an assessment

doctor just laughed and walked out of the room leaving me there w/ my pants down and pecker out. didnt even close door, some kids walked by and pointed and laughed and it hurt.

[Shark79]

This shit is WAY to funny.

For a small pecker ... u sure wack off a lot

[mathdotcom]

pal, it's all i got. when its smaller its easier, its more sensitive like a clit you just rub it

[Shark79]

Im ****ing crying here !!!!!!!

[freeVICK]

wtf dude, this is way too much info

[Shark79]

Hawaii,

Just saw that "Best Stiff Arm Ever"

That kid has a wall of an arm

[mathdotcom]

you laugh but if you woke up every morning with a raisin for a pecker you would not be so cheerful

[Shark79]

you laugh but if you woke up every morning with a raisin for a pecker you would not be so cheerful

A raisin??

[freeVICK]

everyone thinks the DB that got blown up was a 4th string freshman scrub, but it was starting corner will poole. he even got drafted in the 4th round

[Shark79]

Nice!

[mathdotcom]

shark
how big is your pecker buddy
tell me what its like to pull it up from your knee when you have to take a leak
what do girls say when you whip it out. i bet they phukin' run away from it screamin
details

[mathdotcom]

when you step out of the shower naked and walk around do you knock over lampshades and shit with your pecker?

[Shark79]

shark
how big is your pecker buddy
tell me what its like to pull it up from your knee when you have to take a leak
what do girls say when you whip it out. i bet they phukin' run away from it screamin
details

All I got to say is:

Ladies Approve it!

[mathdotcom]

i can even compete with these guys

http://www.heaven666.org/smallest-di...ition-2104.php

[tacomax]

7AM - Wake up, turn computer on
7.10AM - Check to see if jj posted a video
7.30am - Check sbr, see what's happenin'.
8AM - by now the coffee is brewed, got a fukin' slow coffee maker. 2 creams, no sugar. wtf is this splenda shit some of you pussies use. fuk.
8.30am - check the lines, see what I like. fuk w/ my spreadsheet, change some numbers so i don't feel like im losing as much as i am.
9am - make a few posts about breakfast options, turn coffee maker off/on so that it keeps it hot for another hour.
10am - bored by now.. nuttin happenin on sbr. look out the window, watch cars go by. if i have pants on, maybe stand on balcony and look at people walkin by.
10.30am - wack off
11am - eat breakfast. hashbrowns, 4 scrambled eggs, 4 slices of toast w/ extra butter
noon - fresh pot of coffee, read sbr
12.30 - wack off
1pm - make some bets, fade iwinyourmoney cuz i like to fukin' lose, i fukin' enjoy it
2pm - shower (optional)
2.30 - check for webber sports video
3pm - go buy a couple of half litre imported beers for game time
4pm - make a couple last minute bets, specially if i havent bet on a game thats about to start.
5pm - watch whatever game i got action on, check sbr.
6pm - order pizza. fukers charge like $3 for delivery now.. so i dont tip. meat lovers pizza and hawaiian, every time. down 1 beer, usually 2.
7pm - take heat on sbr for more shit picks that didn't hit
7.30 - calm down a bit, work on dance moves, pretend i am a pop star.
8pm - wack off
8.30 - watch America's next top model... phuk they are all ugly i wouldnt phuk any of them
9.30-10.30 - check for another webber sports video
11pm - get ready for bed, make sure both night lights are on or else i cant sleep. when its too dark im worried sharks are gonna sneak up on me. i keep a butter knife under my pillow.

I'm fukin' sick.. I know it.. but don't have anything else in life.

You'd think that one jjgold on the board would be more than sufficient.

[Shark79]

i can even compete with these guys

http://www.heaven666.org/smallest-di...ition-2104.php

Thanks fur the link.

But I really aint intersted in looking at others pecker.

HOpe that made you feel better bout urself

[mathdotcom]

You'd think that one jjgold on the board would be more than sufficient.

hey pubes
take a hike, pal

[flyingillini]

hawaii,

it's not that easy w/ a small pecker, no confidence, and never leaving apt

This is JJ. He uses this kind of lingo.

[Shark79]

This is JJ. He uses this kind of lingo.

no sh!t?

Just go with the flow flyingillini !!

[mathdotcom]

if u guys think im a ghost why dont u put ur money where your mouth is

cmon pal
i could use the cash

[HedgeHog]

It is JJ. How many posters admit to having a puny dick?

[mathdotcom]

Money. Where. Your. Mouth. Is.

Bet you any $$ I can prove I am not JJ. No takers?

[mathdotcom]

Puny dick is a problem ive had all my life and i am comfortable talking about it and getting moral support but you are not helping

[Shark79]

Mr.Puny

Dont get mad ... get laid

[tacomax]

It is JJ. How many posters admit to having a puny dick?

It's probably just another poster who thinks it's a blast trying to emulate jjgold on the forums and swing from his nut-sack - MJF is another current one. The all-time king had to be bateman - I think he thought he actually was jjgold, shortly before his mental breakdown and subsequent banning from just about every gambling forum out there.

[mathdotcom]

i can get the girls in bed and i turn off the lights so they cant see my pecker but then she goes to feel for it and cant find it cant find it.. what do you do then.. ?

[Shark79]

i can get the girls in bed and i turn off the lights so they cant see my pecker but then she goes to feel for it and cant find it cant find it.. what do you do then.. ?

Have a backup ... a vibrator or a strap on ...

[dodif]

7AM - Wake up, turn computer on
7.10AM - Check to see if jj posted a video
7.30am - Check sbr, see what's happenin'.
8AM - by now the coffee is brewed, got a fukin' slow coffee maker. 2 creams, no sugar. wtf is this splenda shit some of you pussies use. fuk.
8.30am - check the lines, see what I like. fuk w/ my spreadsheet, change some numbers so i don't feel like im losing as much as i am.
9am - make a few posts about breakfast options, turn coffee maker off/on so that it keeps it hot for another hour.
10am - bored by now.. nuttin happenin on sbr. look out the window, watch cars go by. if i have pants on, maybe stand on balcony and look at people walkin by.
10.30am - wack off
11am - eat breakfast. hashbrowns, 4 scrambled eggs, 4 slices of toast w/ extra butter
noon - fresh pot of coffee, read sbr
12.30 - wack off
1pm - make some bets, fade iwinyourmoney cuz i like to fukin' lose, i fukin' enjoy it
2pm - shower (optional)
2.30 - check for webber sports video
3pm - go buy a couple of half litre imported beers for game time
4pm - make a couple last minute bets, specially if i havent bet on a game thats about to start.
5pm - watch whatever game i got action on, check sbr.
6pm - order pizza. fukers charge like $3 for delivery now.. so i dont tip. meat lovers pizza and hawaiian, every time. down 1 beer, usually 2.
7pm - take heat on sbr for more shit picks that didn't hit
7.30 - calm down a bit, work on dance moves, pretend i am a pop star.
8pm - wack off
8.30 - watch America's next top model... phuk they are all ugly i wouldnt phuk any of them
9.30-10.30 - check for another webber sports video
11pm - get ready for bed, make sure both night lights are on or else i cant sleep. when its too dark im worried sharks are gonna sneak up on me. i keep a butter knife under my pillow.

I'm fukin' sick.. I know it.. but don't have anything else in life.

this is how you get spit on your pizza