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    Default Grandma dropped dead (fell down stairs)

    I first asked her if she would give me the 10k

    She refuesed saying I have to take responsibilty for my own actions

    Then I remembered that when grandma drops dead I get 10k in her will

    One thing comes to another and I accidently bump into her and she falls over the railing of stairs

    about a 25 ft drop

    I talked to the lawyers and I should have the money by next Friday

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    You may get $20k for an accident if there's a double indemnity clause in her insurance. So if she fell down the stairs, stepped in front of a truck, or perhaps grandma got run-over by a reindeer--all worth double!

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    seer

    Your contract is up

    better luck in tryouts next year

    Hit the road jack


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    Quote Originally Posted by MJFtheGenius View Post
    seer

    Your contract is up

    better luck in tryouts next year

    Hit the road jack
    If it is for forum jackass, you definitely have me beat. I thought you were supposed to disappear for the 10th time. I forgot, you are like the boy that cried wolf.

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    MJF, it's official. You have the least class of any poster here. That's quite an accomplishment!

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    Thank you swede

    it is a honor

    I'd like to thank all my fans

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJFtheGenius View Post
    Thank you swede

    it is a honor

    I'd like to thank all my fans
    Dont forget to thank Jesus Christ also.

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    Robyn alot of posters look up to as a father figure

    I'm not a role model

    I'm just like everybodyelse

    Yea i make lot's of money because I am a famous poster but otherwise

    I am just like everyone else

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    Since you posted that you bumped her down the stairs, and I did a screen capture and forwarded it the Philly DA's Office, I wouldn't be looking for any money from Grandma's death. By bumping her, you just forfeited all rights to any inheritance.

    Sorry. Please play again sometime.

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    Nina I am in a hole

    Please explain to the DA you were joking

    I need this money

    grandma had alzheimer's

    She has been on her death bed for years now

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    Ah...no can do, there Genuis. It would be detrimental to my job. However, we can offer you discounted defense rate of say a retainer of $7,500.00 billed out at $500.00 an hour.

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    Nina

    I got my eye on you now

    I will be watching

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJFtheGenius View Post
    Nina

    I got my eye on you now

    I will be watching
    You keep your one eyed snake away from me.

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    Your attempt to be a young JJ is pathetic,but then again--so is he. I guess you've made it. Congrats, Grandma would've been proud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJFtheGenius View Post
    I first asked her if she would give me the 10k

    She refuesed saying I have to take responsibilty for my own actions

    Then I remembered that when grandma drops dead I get 10k in her will

    One thing comes to another and I accidently bump into her and she falls over the railing of stairs

    about a 25 ft drop

    I talked to the lawyers and I should have the money by next Friday


    What a grandson !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HedgeHog View Post
    Your attempt to be a young JJ is pathetic,but then again--so is he. I guess you've made it. Congrats, Grandma would've been proud.
    Gold can't hold my jockstrap

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    Genuis, I called the Philly DA for you.

    The good news is I think I can get you a date for the prom. He is a big, burly man.

    The bad news is you've got to wear stripes.

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    That's great Nina

    I would love to go to the prom

    I hope he is cute

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    Only the best for you, peanut.

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    Thank very much Nina

    I have not been on a date in 4 years

    at my prom, took mom.

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    And what a handsome woman she is

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    Ah...no can do, there Genuis. It would be detrimental to my job. However, we can offer you discounted defense rate of say a retainer of $7,500.00 billed out at $500.00 an hour.
    DO you work for a lawyer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackpot269 View Post
    DO you work for a lawyer?
    That I do, my friend.

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