[BrentCrude]

I know they put up signs at the casino buffets as well as your chain buffets saying,all you care to eat and food must not be removed from establishment but rules are meant to be broken especially when you want to give your dog a feast.

Has anyone ever seen anyone get caught for breaking the buffet rules where someone was caught pilfering?I have seen some funny stuff take place at buffets like people stuffing plastic baggies with food that they stuffed in their pants and broke.

Of course you never haul out filler food like potatoes or other stuff you can whip at home for a few measely cents.It's always the top notch stuff like shrimp.barron of beef and crab legs etc.

So if anyone has stolen buffet food,what did you do with it?Take it back to the room and put it on ice for a late night snack?You figured that by robbing some food it would let you skip paying for a buffet where you could place a bet with that money?You brought it home for your kid or a dog?You brought it home for your next day lunch pail?

[buztah]

Never stole from the buffet but a buddy of mine n I would pick one dish, say the shrimp for example, and every time they refilled it, go up immediately and take every damn one back to our table. We would do this like 4 or 5 times till mgmt would start giving us dirty looks. Phucken hilarious! LOL! Works with crab legs too.

[Oscar]

are u fkn serious ?

[BrentCrude]

Anyone ever see the Monty Python movie where he played the fat guy that just kept eating at the restaurant and he finally exploded when the French Waiter gave him the tiniest of chocolate wafers that was the straw that broke the camels back.Funny,stuff!!!It reminds me of watching fat people at the Vegas buffets.Then it's 110 degrees and they start sweating spaghetti sauce profusely before they hit the door.

[buztah]

Anyone ever see the Monty Python movie where he played the fat guy that just kept eating at the restaurant and he finally exploded when the French Waiter gave him the tiniest of chocolate wafers that was the straw that broke the camels back.Funny,stuff!!!It reminds me of watching fat people at the Vegas buffets.Then it's 110 degrees and they start sweating spaghetti sauce profusely before they hit the door.

Seen it and LOVE Monty Python. Love the "Every Sperm is Sacred" song.

[BrentCrude]

Is that a sausage link in your pants that you stole from the buffet or are you just happy to see me.hehe!

[buztah]

Is that a sausage link in your pants that you stole from the buffet or are you just happy to see me.hehe!

[BrentCrude]

Then you see all the fat tourists in Vegas come prepared to the buffet by wearing the spandex waste buffet pants.hehe!

[BrentCrude]

Waist not waste,,,I must have my mind on what these people do an hour after they eat the buffet..I can't edit here for some reason.

[buztah]

I'm reminded of Cousin Eddie at the buffet with Carl in Vegas Vacation.

[goldengoat]

Never stole from the buffet but a buddy of mine n I would pick one dish, say the shrimp for example, and every time they refilled it, go up immediately and take every damn one back to our table. We would do this like 4 or 5 times till mgmt would start giving us dirty looks. Phucken hilarious! LOL! Works with crab legs too.

yes i'm sure everyone else at the restaurant who wanted that dish thought it was hilarious as well

you are a riot

[buztah]

A fat couple was really pissed at us. You are correct. I kept waiting for the guy to come over n say something. He wussed out.

[slacker00]

I always overeat at those buffets. Does that count?

Stealing food is just low class. I know a lot of people who do this. I knew one guy steal a whole fried chicken breast. Why steal food from a buffet and not a grocery store? I suppose it's somehow acceptable because I've never seen anyone get busted. It's still low class, IMO, especially with that grease stain in your pocket.

[LVHerbie]

I always overeat at those buffets. Does that count?

Stealing food is just low class. I know a lot of people who do this. I knew one guy steal a whole fried chicken breast. Why steal food from a buffet and not a grocery store? I suppose it's somehow acceptable because I've never seen anyone get busted. It's still low class, IMO, especially with that grease stain in your pocket.

Why do people steal music / movies online but not from a store? People do it because it's low risk and they think they are unlikely to get caught... I had "Christian" relatives who went to a place where they give out groceries to the needy and the they easily make 6 figures... For most morality is dependent on the risk of getting caught...

[raydog]

live 30 minutes from tunica. before the casinos, tunica county was one of the poorest in the country, so you can imagine some of the people who run there every month to cash their monthly check. every friday at the horseshoe, they have a special seafood buffet and you can watch a handful of black ladies stuffing their purses with shrimp, crablegs, oysters, all that shit. its funny but sad. im guessing they have their bags lined with a big plastic baggie or some shit. and they think nobody sees them...