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    Post Attention!! All Female Posters Please Read

    For a limited time only, I am offering free foot massages to all female posters here at sbr!

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    My toesies are very ticklish and I am inclined to kick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    My toesies are very ticklish and I am inclined to kick.
    What she said.

    But would you be a peach and do something about this knot in my neck? Thanks.

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    The neck and shoulders would be most grateful

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    I have someone to rub those, thanks....as a matter of fact, he rubs my neck for me too. Sorry Shawn.

    Chute, is it wrong of me to wonder what happens when you mix martial arts skills with the flexability of a gymnast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by swede96 View Post
    Chute, is it wrong of me to wonder what happens when you mix martial arts skills with the flexability of a gymnast?
    The wife was a cheerleader for years, so I guess that's close enough, and she's very happy. It also helps being young, hung, and skilled with my tongue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuteBoxe View Post
    The wife was a cheerleader for years, so I guess that's close enough, and she's very happy. It also helps being young, hung, and skilled with my tongue.

    I think I am jealous of Mrs. Chute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuteBoxe View Post
    The wife was a cheerleader for years, so I guess that's close enough, and she's very happy. It also helps being young, hung, and skilled with my tongue.
    I could get kicked out of my home and fired from my job for having such fond feeling for a Yankee fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    I think I am jealous of Mrs. Chute.
    It should be the other way around, she's a good girl, and I'm a fuckin wild-man. I'm lucky that she's put up with my ass for as long as she has.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    I think I am jealous of Mrs. Chute.
    Don't be jealous. Nowadays I'm sure most health insurance providers will help pay for your operation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuteBoxe View Post
    It should be the other way around, she's a good girl, and I'm a fuckin wild-man. I'm lucky that she's put up with my ass for as long as she has.
    Chute, she's lucky for you even being smart enough to say that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHAWN GOTTI View Post
    For a limited time only, I am offering free foot massages to all female posters here at sbr!

    Feet?


    knot behind my right shoulder blade?

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    What's up Shawn? How's your life going these days? Who's the lock for tonight?


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    swede gets pedicures every two weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    Kc +120
    You're not ALLOWED to post sports picks. Dumb broad.



    Just kidding hun.

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    Women are lucky to get even cursory compliments from the men in their lives. Truth is, you'd all be our slaves if it weren't for sexual attraction. Even with it, you are still 2nd class citizens 'round here ...

    (cause we don't keep your around for your intellect or sports knowledge, that is for sure)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    ooooooooh, you better be.
    I am. Please don't hurt me.

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    Even if you weren't kidding, I wouldn't be mad. I'm not that easily rattled!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    Even if you weren't kidding, I wouldn't be mad. I'm not that easily rattled!
    Nooo, I was 100% joking. I think you're really nice, and your husband seems awesome. He has a temper like me, and at the bar, it seems like we'd have a good time if we were on the same side. Shit, too bad you guys don't live close, I'd say the 4 of us should to go the bar right now.

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    Well, you are a Yankee fan, so you'd fit in well down here in Florida. Bread breaks things when he loses. Sunglasses, phones, windows. Beware.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    Well, you are a Yankee fan, so you'd fit in well down here in Florida. Bread breaks things when he loses. Sunglasses, phones, windows. Beware.
    Same here. Wife hates it.

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    Women know what they are getting into when they marry men who gamble. Unless you are lying to your wife about gambling, she has no right to hate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imgv94 View Post
    swede gets pedicures every two weeks.
    More like I give myself one once a month...but I'll be better about it now that flip flop season is coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swede96 View Post
    More like I give myself one once a month...but I'll be better about it now that flip flop season is coming.

    oh

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    You're the best swede..

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    Awww...thanks. Now make me more threads where we can rate OTHER girls! M'Kay?

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