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  1. 04-09-08 09:12 PM #1
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    Default The scoop on jjgold

    He's down a ton of money to a bookie who happens to be gay. That apartment he's staying at belongs to the bookie he owes money to. Because JJ has no ability to come up with the money he owes, he agreed to be the bookies sex slave for the next year. JJ does live in that basement at times, but that's only when the bookie brings other men home and doesn't want JJ to be around. JJ is now abusing steroids and lifting weights because the bookie threatened to end the deal if JJ didn't get in better shape. He'd like JJ to have a tighter A$$. JJ is having a tough time handling the stress of the situation which is why he's constantly smoking weed and going off on imaginary friends.

    If you make a video, know that he's going to jerk off to it, no matter how innocent or what the content is. To the girl with big boobs who recently made a video, JJ admitted to watching it 55 times, he also went through a complete box of tissues.

    JJ is one of the biggest douche bags of our time.

    The insider.
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  2. 04-09-08 09:15 PM #2
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    I smell a good response video comin
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  3. 04-09-08 09:23 PM #3
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    nicely played by u rookie............ but ill bet the mortgage its entirely inaccurate .............
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  4. 04-09-08 09:24 PM #4
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    but ....well scripted indeed ....
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  5. 04-09-08 09:28 PM #5
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    It's entirely true.

    That's why JJ is always wearing sweatsuits around the apartment, easy on and off.
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  6. 04-09-08 09:29 PM #6
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    Why are there so many wise asses bashing JJ?


    He has feelings too guys.
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  7. 04-09-08 09:29 PM #7
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    Turban you are buried.
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  8. 04-09-08 09:30 PM #8
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    TC40, the only time you ever post on here is to rag on JJ. Are you JJ? You sound almost jealous of him.
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  9. 04-09-08 09:34 PM #9
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    I thought these threads werent allowed any more?
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  10. 04-09-08 09:36 PM #10
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    I haven't posted on this board in almost two months.

    My original intent was to help JJ, we know eachother, but since you people are enabling him and he's beyond helping himself, I think it's time to let the cat out of the bag.

    Maybe then and only then will some of you change your thinking, and maybe that will lead to him making changes within his own life.

    Can it get any worse than taking it in the crapper to cover your gambling losses? I don't think so.
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    TC40, the only time you ever post on here is to rag on JJ. Are you JJ? You sound almost jealous of him.
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  11. 04-09-08 09:38 PM #11
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    If anybody takes anything JJ says or does seriously needs more help than he does. JJ is strictly for entertainment purposes only.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TexansFan View Post
    If anybody takes anything JJ says or does seriously needs more help than he does. JJ is strictly for entertainment purposes only.
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    The guy is a solid business man. He fools you all with his tomfoolery. He is probably banging a dime piece that he calls his wife, have you seen his pad? It's spotless, arranged nicely. He has a woman in his life for sure. He has lots of cash as well.
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  13. 04-09-08 09:44 PM #13
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    Spotless and nicely arranged? Sounds like something a gay man would live in.

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    The guy is a solid business man. He fools you all with his tomfoolery. He is probably banging a dime piece that he calls his wife, have you seen his pad? It's spotless, arranged nicely. He has a woman in his life for sure. He has lots of cash as well.
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  14. 04-09-08 09:46 PM #14
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    Nah, he throws bubble gum to the kids on the street from his 2nd story window while eating a stick of oriole cookies.
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  15. 04-09-08 10:03 PM #15
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    Another thing, that ridiculous hair piece that Hank is wearing in my avatar is not allowed back at the apartment.

    He leaves it in one of the filing cabinets at the office.
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    Get it right TC40, it's called a unit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurbanCowboy40 View Post
    He's down a ton of money to a bookie who happens to be gay. That apartment he's staying at belongs to the bookie he owes money to. Because JJ has no ability to come up with the money he owes, he agreed to be the bookies sex slave for the next year. JJ does live in that basement at times, but that's only when the bookie brings other men home and doesn't want JJ to be around. JJ is now abusing steroids and lifting weights because the bookie threatened to end the deal if JJ didn't get in better shape. He'd like JJ to have a tighter A$$. JJ is having a tough time handling the stress of the situation which is why he's constantly smoking weed and going off on imaginary friends.

    If you make a video, know that he's going to jerk off to it, no matter how innocent or what the content is. To the girl with big boobs who recently made a video, JJ admitted to watching it 55 times, he also went through a complete box of tissues.

    JJ is one of the biggest douche bags of our time.

    The insider.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richkas View Post
    What's up Richkas? Lets start of clean over hear. No more insulting me.
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  19. 04-09-08 10:47 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor4140 View Post
    What's up Richkas? Lets start of clean over hear. No more insulting me.

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    lol
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  21. 04-10-08 12:05 AM #21
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    One thing about anything or anyone on the internet: Don't believe it until you see it with your own two eyes.
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    jj is a good man.
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  23. 04-10-08 12:40 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurbanCowboy40 View Post
    He's down a ton of money to a bookie who happens to be gay. That apartment he's staying at belongs to the bookie he owes money to. Because JJ has no ability to come up with the money he owes, he agreed to be the bookies sex slave for the next year. JJ does live in that basement at times, but that's only when the bookie brings other men home and doesn't want JJ to be around. JJ is now abusing steroids and lifting weights because the bookie threatened to end the deal if JJ didn't get in better shape. He'd like JJ to have a tighter A$$. JJ is having a tough time handling the stress of the situation which is why he's constantly smoking weed and going off on imaginary friends.

    If you make a video, know that he's going to jerk off to it, no matter how innocent or what the content is. To the girl with big boobs who recently made a video, JJ admitted to watching it 55 times, he also went through a complete box of tissues.

    JJ is one of the biggest douche bags of our time.

    The insider.

    this is verfieid 110 percent true. if anyone has seen the flick 'boogie nights' JJ basically plays the role of "Kosmo" the chink who throws around firecrackers all day while he pleases his master (JJ's man) in a speedo and robe (Rahan in the movie). JJ basically responded to a craigslist ad asking for a houseBoy




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  24. 04-10-08 02:48 AM #24
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    compaq cracks me up.... dude what a thread u guys should be hollywood writers LOL!
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  26. 04-10-08 06:47 AM #26
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    This isn't Hollywood writing. JJ is taking it in the dumper to pay off his gambling debts.

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    compaq cracks me up.... dude what a thread u guys should be hollywood writers LOL!
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  27. 04-10-08 10:32 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurbanCowboy40 View Post
    This isn't Hollywood writing. JJ is taking it in the dumper to pay off his gambling debts.
    Turdan i have a web cam set up in that office (without JJ's consent) and see everything that goes on, kinda like the movie Sliver. how the fukk do you think i hacked his myspace? it's true, rug gets filed away in cabinet #3 before he heads home. some poor schuck is paying this tool to make videos and post from their office when he's supposed to be removing mold and asbestos
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  28. 04-25-10 10:40 AM #28
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    Classic thread
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  29. 04-25-10 10:41 AM #29
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    Hahah oh boy!
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  30. 04-25-10 10:45 AM #30
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    What a beautiful thread to read when you wake up....
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  31. 04-25-10 10:50 AM #31
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    some fukkin jerkoff writes the BS about JJ over 2 years ago and he never responds. Tells you all you need to know, JJ is still here, never fukkin heard of Turban Cowboy
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    JJ is great. If you believe any of the shit he says then you're a moron. He's an entertainer.
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  33. 04-25-10 11:12 AM #33
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    JJ, say it isn't so coach.
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  34. 04-25-10 01:45 PM #34
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    Did not know this, very interesting
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    This changes everything
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