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    I told her I took a day off. I ran errands. I went to the casino. Got up 1k cashed out. up 500 for the week on poker now.

    Women comes home cleans and finds the roll... Who the **** cleans on a friday afternoon when I told her to do the following.

    -realtors office
    -doctor for bloodwork
    -bank to switch the account over
    -groceries
    -be home by 4pm cuz of the walk thru on the apartment and I don't want our crap stolen.

    She's done at like 1:30pm and finds the roll and tells me she's going shopping while I drive to chicago and back tomorrow all in the same day.

    WTFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

    She found it at 3pm...man I need a new spot for the roll.

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    Bank is a good place to place your cash.


    Son, my girl knows nothing about my gambling. I like to keep it that way.
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    ** or ** to your bookie

    think of it as an investment

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    Better question is why in the world your woman thinks that she can spend your roll. Seriously, WTF is she thinking. If it ain't her cash then she shouldn't be spending it without getting your approval first. Me and my woman each have our own separate money to do whatever we want with and then a joint account for bills, food, gas, etc. Figure out a new arrangement with her so you won't have to worry about hiding your cash. My woman knows exactly where my money is and has access to my bank accounts.....but she never spends it without asking me first. Hopefully in the future your cash stays your cash. GL bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Bank is a good place to place your cash.


    Son, my girl knows nothing about my gambling. I like to keep it that way.
    I used to keep my gambling away from my girl, but she knows now. I basically told her that I put 70% of my paycheck into our joint account every month so I can do whatever the hell I want to do with the crappy 30% I get to keep.

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    On a side note purecarnage, congrats on winning a grand on poker. Nice.

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    She found it... Banks leave a papertrail. She has full access to 25k right now... 1k in my hiding spot sucks... She took the half day off to do errands instead she stayed home and cleaned. I got owned.

    I let her keep 250.00. I'm going ot chicago tomorrow and she wants to go shoppng. she hasn't gone shopping since Christmas shopping...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Bank is a good place to place your cash.


    Son, my girl knows nothing about my gambling. I like to keep it that way.
    Dont lie Deuce ... the only girl that would speak to you .. would be ur mom ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Bank is a good place to place your cash.


    Son, my girl knows nothing about my gambling. I like to keep it that way.
    Thats the way most of my girls have been. The hardest part is when they come over and I'm watching a game and they stay to watch. I have to try and contain myself as if there isn't a dime ridding on the game.

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    my girl doesn't mind my gambling. I took a small roll at betus and rode it to over 20k. between betus/skybook and a couple of other ok books. Poker has been easy to wax though. Gotta remember to go on the week of the 3rd. Its a rule. all the old poeple with there Social Security checks... Just cleaned up an evening run 2 hours. 2g's. not bad.

    Going to take a nap and go back to the casino to see if any games going on later tonight. Gotta get that money before the social security money is done for the month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark79 View Post
    Dont lie Deuce ... the only girl that would speak to you .. would be ur mom ...
    You got me there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by purecarnagge View Post
    I told her I took a day off. I ran errands. I went to the casino. Got up 1k cashed out. up 500 for the week on poker now.

    Women comes home cleans and finds the roll... Who the **** cleans on a friday afternoon when I told her to do the following.

    -realtors office
    -doctor for bloodwork
    -bank to switch the account over
    -groceries
    -be home by 4pm cuz of the walk thru on the apartment and I don't want our crap stolen.

    She's done at like 1:30pm and finds the roll and tells me she's going shopping while I drive to chicago and back tomorrow all in the same day.

    WTFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

    She found it at 3pm...man I need a new spot for the roll.
    Here is your answer right there. Can I assume that people were coming over to your place to look around? I know guys don't care about visitors coming over and seeing that the sink is full of dishes, 15 pizza boxes piled up on the garbage can, a pile of laundry up to the ceiling, a bathroom that even roaches, rats, and mice wouldn't be caught in, but WOMEN do. This is why she was cleaning up on a Friday afternoon, and I bet if you asked her she would tell you it was just light cleaning to freshen up the place a little.

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