04-04-08, 09:46 AM
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Depressed
Girlfriend left me last night. Said she's sick of me checking the lines every minute, and checking scores every 30s.
Why do women think they are #1? Maybe during the off season but come on...
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Secondly sex is way overrated, I have peeped in on people and it seems kind of boring
Porn is an act and not the same as the real thing
Bread I rather throw my 2.5" pole in the water and catch fish and not pussy
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04-04-08, 09:47 AM
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women are selfish.
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04-04-08, 09:49 AM
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ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!
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Yes they are. Bitches.
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04-04-08, 09:49 AM
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yeah stupid bitches
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04-04-08, 09:50 AM
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I should just get a dog. They want constant attention too, but if you don't give it to them they don't bitch and moan.
Would probably eat less than my ex, too. She was a boat, but it's the best I could get.
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Secondly sex is way overrated, I have peeped in on people and it seems kind of boring
Porn is an act and not the same as the real thing
Bread I rather throw my 2.5" pole in the water and catch fish and not pussy
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04-04-08, 09:50 AM
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Fighting Illini
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Lol
Fuk her, who need women??
I do not want
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04-04-08, 09:51 AM
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It's nice to collect nice possessions. Should buy a better TV or something instead. Unlike women, they don't have a short expiry date.
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Secondly sex is way overrated, I have peeped in on people and it seems kind of boring
Porn is an act and not the same as the real thing
Bread I rather throw my 2.5" pole in the water and catch fish and not pussy
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04-04-08, 09:52 AM
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Robyn and Jello = BFF
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JJ is a liar.
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04-04-08, 09:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mofome
yeah stupid bitches
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***scratches ball**
I am soooo glad I'm not a woman.
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04-04-08, 09:54 AM
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Women are very manipulatve n selfish. They will give you hell for losing a 50 dollar bet but drop 400 on a day at the spa or 250 at the hairdresser. Just whack off. It's cheaper, less stressful and easy.
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IMPEACH OBAMA!
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04-04-08, 10:01 AM
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We went over this earlier on this forum. You can't be checking lines and scores in a constant manner. I would guess you get pretty emotional over your wins and losses. You will need to learn to keep all of this stuff in check if your going to have a babe around the house for two reasons. 1 if you get on a winning streak, they will automatically assume that they deserve something nice from you. 2. When you are lossing they will tell you what an asshole dumbass you are. I would say try to check the lines when she isn't around or get a phone that has that stuff on it. Also once you've made the bet, it doesn't matter how many times you check the score during the game, it wil still be the same with or without your checking on it.
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04-04-08, 10:03 AM
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Doesn't matter, she is gone now.
You do not believe you can directly influence the score by moving the mouse over the team you want to win? Wtf kind of bettor are you.
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Secondly sex is way overrated, I have peeped in on people and it seems kind of boring
Porn is an act and not the same as the real thing
Bread I rather throw my 2.5" pole in the water and catch fish and not pussy
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04-04-08, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by mathdotcom
Doesn't matter, she is gone now.
You do not believe you can directly influence the score by moving the mouse over the team you want to win? Wtf kind of bettor are you.
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I hear you. I put the mouse on the team I want to win and then jerk the arrow upward above them to influence their run total. It works.
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IMPEACH OBAMA!
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04-04-08, 10:08 AM
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ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mathdotcom
I should just get a dog. They want constant attention too, but if you don't give it to them they don't bitch and moan.
Would probably eat less than my ex, too. She was a boat, but it's the best I could get.
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Put your girldfriend and your dog in the trunk of you car and leave them there for about an hour or so. Then see which one is really happy to see you.
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04-04-08, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by RageWizard
We went over this earlier on this forum. You can't be checking lines and scores in a constant manner. I would guess you get pretty emotional over your wins and losses. You will need to learn to keep all of this stuff in check if your going to have a babe around the house for two reasons. 1 if you get on a winning streak, they will automatically assume that they deserve something nice from you. 2. When you are lossing they will tell you what an asshole dumbass you are. I would say try to check the lines when she isn't around or get a phone that has that stuff on it. Also once you've made the bet, it doesn't matter how many times you check the score during the game, it wil still be the same with or without your checking on it.
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This is why you never tell your woman you gamble. if you win, they want the winnings. if you lose, they want you dead. It's a lose lose situation.
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IMPEACH OBAMA!
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04-04-08, 10:09 AM
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It has never failed me. They should just put a drop down box so you can choose the score you want. Would save us all a lot of time.
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Secondly sex is way overrated, I have peeped in on people and it seems kind of boring
Porn is an act and not the same as the real thing
Bread I rather throw my 2.5" pole in the water and catch fish and not pussy
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04-04-08, 10:09 AM
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Fighting Illini
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Mathy sometimes stuff like that works , rooting a game in gives you a better chance of the game winning. If you do not watch game or follow scores closely I think it shows no confidence and will show in your bottom line.
When I have bets going my eyes look at tv every 2 minutes and then i quickly go back to pc so good for eyes as I go side to side between tv and scores. I cannot make any eye contact for more than 2 minutes with someone or tv without going back to scoreboards. I love this game.
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04-04-08, 10:10 AM
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Robyn and Jello = BFF
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Or...just find a woman who likes to gamble with you! They do exist, you know.
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04-04-08, 10:12 AM
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Every 30 minutes...that's it? I'm checking them every minute. No problems yet, but feeling like it's getting annoying to her though she wont admit it.
Do need to spend less times on mlbtv and checking wagers.
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04-04-08, 10:12 AM
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I just have fantasies about Sportsgirl and I stay pretty upbeat , pardon the pun.
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04-04-08, 10:15 AM
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I can't imagine having a day job.. you get up, get all dressed up, go to work, pretend to like everyone, get all the shit work from your bosses, go to lunch, come back, look at the clock to see it is only 1 minute past your lunch and you still have 4 hours to go. All this knowing you have 4 more days of that shit. Fuk that. I'd rather lose a dime a day knowing I coulda made a dime, than be a douchebag lackey for $100/day.
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Secondly sex is way overrated, I have peeped in on people and it seems kind of boring
Porn is an act and not the same as the real thing
Bread I rather throw my 2.5" pole in the water and catch fish and not pussy
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04-04-08, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by mathdotcom
I can't imagine having a day job.. you get up, get all dressed up, go to work, pretend to like everyone, get all the shit work from your bosses, go to lunch, come back, look at the clock to see it is only 1 minute past your lunch and you still have 4 hours to go. All this knowing you have 4 more days of that shit. Fuk that. I'd rather lose a dime a day knowing I coulda made a dime, than be a douchebag lackey for $100/day.
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You just decsribed my life for the past 9 years and the future 25 (unless I figure this shit out enough to do it full time like that big kok LT) except that i work through lunch its so phucking busy every day. Phuck work! PHUCK THE MAN! 
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04-04-08, 10:19 AM
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You are getting stiffed by life, buzzy.
I'd rather be homeless betting on dice w/ the homeboys.
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Secondly sex is way overrated, I have peeped in on people and it seems kind of boring
Porn is an act and not the same as the real thing
Bread I rather throw my 2.5" pole in the water and catch fish and not pussy
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04-04-08, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by buztah
This is why you never tell your woman you gamble. if you win, they want the winnings. if you lose, they want you dead. It's a lose lose situation.
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Sharp post! 
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04-04-08, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by RealSlimShady
Sharp post! 
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04-04-08, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by RageWizard
We went over this earlier on this forum. You can't be checking lines and scores in a constant manner. I would guess you get pretty emotional over your wins and losses. You will need to learn to keep all of this stuff in check if your going to have a babe around the house for two reasons. 1 if you get on a winning streak, they will automatically assume that they deserve something nice from you. 2. When you are lossing they will tell you what an asshole dumbass you are. I would say try to check the lines when she isn't around or get a phone that has that stuff on it. Also once you've made the bet, it doesn't matter how many times you check the score during the game, it wil still be the same with or without your checking on it.
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I'm second with this. I used to check scores and lines like a fiend. Now I just place them in the morning. See how I did on the day before I sleep. From time to time though I have been going back and checking mid game. I need to stop that and study more.
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04-04-08, 12:07 PM
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Robyn and Jello = BFF
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Not to get all serious on you guys, but look at it this way. If you are in a relationship where this is causing problems, you have one of three choices.
1. If your freedom and gambling habits outweigh your feelings for the person, break up with or divorce them.
2. Check the scores whenever you want and completely disregard her feelings...but just know, women have ways of getting men back for bad behavior. We are just much sneakier about it. That isn't a threat, it is a fact.
3. If you care for and enjoy the company of the person you are with, stop being selfish and exhibit some discipline. Put the laptop down, stop changing the channel every other minute (including commercial breaks) to check the score and do it on your own time. If this option is not suitable, refer to options 1 and 2.
When you spend time with someone who clearly doesn't either know or support your habits, it tends to make them feel insignificant if your thoughts are constantly preoccupied.
Grow some balls kids, and stop bitching about how awful your girlfriends/wives are. Shit or get off the pot (I can't believe I used that expression because it disgusts me).
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04-04-08, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Robyn
Not to get all serious on you guys, but look at it this way. If you are in a relationship where this is causing problems, you have one of three choices.
1. If your freedom and gambling habits outweigh your feelings for the person, break up with or divorce them.
2. Check the scores whenever you want and completely disregard her feelings...but just know, women have ways of getting men back for bad behavior. We are just much sneakier about it. That isn't a threat, it is a fact.
3. If you care for and enjoy the company of the person you are with, stop being selfish and exhibit some discipline. Put the laptop down, stop changing the channel every other minute (including commercial breaks) to check the score and do it on your own time. If this option is not suitable, refer to options 1 and 2.
When you spend time with someone who clearly doesn't either know or support your habits, it tends to make them feel insignificant if your thoughts are constantly preoccupied.
Grow some balls kids, and stop bitching about how awful your girlfriends/wives are. Shit or get off the pot (I can't believe I used that expression because it disgusts me).
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04-04-08, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Robyn
Not to get all serious on you guys, but look at it this way. If you are in a relationship where this is causing problems, you have one of three choices.
1. If your freedom and gambling habits outweigh your feelings for the person, break up with or divorce them.
2. Check the scores whenever you want and completely disregard her feelings...but just know, women have ways of getting men back for bad behavior. We are just much sneakier about it. That isn't a threat, it is a fact.
3. If you care for and enjoy the company of the person you are with, stop being selfish and exhibit some discipline. Put the laptop down, stop changing the channel every other minute (including commercial breaks) to check the score and do it on your own time. If this option is not suitable, refer to options 1 and 2.
When you spend time with someone who clearly doesn't either know or support your habits, it tends to make them feel insignificant if your thoughts are constantly preoccupied.
Grow some balls kids, and stop bitching about how awful your girlfriends/wives are. Shit or get off the pot (I can't believe I used that expression because it disgusts me).
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Now, could we have the realistic version of this?
I gambled when we met and it was cool, maybe even 'dangerous' which the ladies love. wow, i cant believe my man knows how to gamble, ooo la la, she says. Then you start taxin that ass like the government in between placing bets and checking scores, she hasnt figured out that you aren't really ' that bad in bed', but rather the game kicks off at 4pm and you need to be done 3-4 minutes before game time to get ' in your zone'. her love of your dangerous side fades quickly as she realizes that you are not dangerous, you're just a degenerate and there is actually no danger in online wagering. this is not the house of the rising sun you are in, you are just at mofo's place getting sexed by a degenerate who just wants some beer and wings.
Women will never realize that you have to check scores, its a feeling you have inside of you, not a choice. if you hate someone, you hate them, you cant out-think it, you just hate them. if you love someone, you feel it and you cant help but love them. when you feel the anxiety of needing a score check, nothing will alleviate it other than getting some head or checking the score. my advice to women, put live scores on the top of your dome and give more head. there will be no problems.
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04-04-08, 12:32 PM
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Does that mean I can kick her ass to the curb for the same obsession when it comes to American Idol/Dancing with the Stars/Desperate housewives/ect...?
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04-04-08, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Panic
Does that mean I can kick her ass to the curb for the same obsession when it comes to American Idol/Dancing with the Stars/Desperate housewives/ect...?
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No.
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WEEK 6: 10-4 SU; 9-5 ATS
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04-04-08, 12:42 PM
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I have to take the middel road here and say that I agree with both Robyn and Mo.
For anyone who is getting into a relationship, don't ever rationalize things away or think you can "fix" something. Women are known "fixers," "helpers," and nurturers. Just like the scores, Mo, it's inbread and we can't help it.
What can be helped is to look at your new love interest and know that whatever bothers you about that person will likely never change. People do change, but changes are generally subtle, not overwhelming. Ask yourself if the things you dislike about the person are things you can live with. No one is perfect and there will always be things about your partner that are annoying; some things you can deal with, some you can't. If it's something you can't deal with, walk away early and don't live with the hope that you can change the person.
On the flip side, if you love someone, really love someone, you can often do things to make the bad things not seem so bad. If there's a game on that I want to watch and I know it's gonna take up four hours of my Sunday afternoon, then I would make special morning or evening plans with my partner.
But hell, what do I know - Swede! We need a video!
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Last edited by Sportsgirl; 04-04-08 at 12:50 PM..
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04-04-08, 12:48 PM
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don't have a gambling problem and you won't have a "women problem" lol
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I've lost interest in baseball when not having any money on the game, which is sad because I love baseball........
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04-04-08, 12:49 PM
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What if your chick is gambling more on sports than you are?
What if your chick gets barreled in?
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04-04-08, 01:06 PM
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Robyn and Jello = BFF
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Originally Posted by mofome
Now, could we have the realistic version of this?
I gambled when we met and it was cool, maybe even 'dangerous' which the ladies love. wow, i cant believe my man knows how to gamble, ooo la la, she says. Then you start taxin that ass like the government in between placing bets and checking scores, she hasnt figured out that you aren't really 'that bad in bed', but rather the game kicks off at 4pm and you need to be done 3-4 minutes before game time to get 'in your zone'. her love of your dangerous side fades quickly as she realizes that you are not dangerous, you're just a degenerate and there is actually no danger in online wagering. this is not the house of the rising sun you are in, you are just at mofo's place getting sexed by a degenerate who just wants some beer and wings.
Women will never realize that you have to check scores, its a feeling you have inside of you, not a choice. if you hate someone, you hate them, you cant out-think it, you just hate them. if you love someone, you feel it and you cant help but love them. when you feel the anxiety of needing a score check, nothing will alleviate it other than getting some head or checking the score. my advice to women, put live scores on the top of your dome and give more head. there will be no problems.
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Mo, here are my two responses to you.
To women who love men who gamble
1. If you started the relationship knowing that he gambles, learn to deal with it when things go bad...or leave him if you can no longer stand it. Bitching and moaning about it will only cause him to distance himself from you, emotionally and physically.
2. If he hid his gambling from you in the beginning of the relationship and lied to cover his tracks, well then, time to reassess the situation and make some difficult decisions.
Men who gamble
1. If the fix is that important to you and your lifestyle, find a woman who is level headed and who also likes to gamble with you.
2. If you can't find a woman like that and you are unwilling to control yourself, stay single until you are able to show some restraint. Entering into a relationship when your sole drive is to please only yourself, is not just selfish, but stupid.
It's really not all that difficult, folks.
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