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    Penn State basketball player Stanley Pringle clearly has boundary issues.

    He doesn’t seem to realize, for instance, that’s it’s normally considered out-of-bounds for people to masturbate while talking to women in the library.

    Masturbating while talking to women one doesn’t know is icky enough as it is, but in a library? Has Mr. Pringle no respect for anything?

    That question kind of answers itself, doesn’t it?

    Obviously, Mr. Pringle (who is not related to this guy that I know of) is not well-versed in the concept of decent public behavior. Otherwise he would’ve known better than to start slapping his salami in front of a woman he didn’t know.

    Actually, Pringle, according to the police, was behind the woman when he began spanking his monkey. The police report says Pringle, who plays point guard for the Penn State Nittany Lions, sat down behind the woman in the stacks section of the library, struck up a conversation with her and commenced to recreate a less-than-memorable episode from the life of Pee Wee Herman.

    Pringle denies he did this…because who in their right mind would admit to it? It’s one thing to actually do it, quite another to cop to it.

    Either way, Pringle has been charged with public lewdness and disorderly conduct. And hopefully, at the very least, has been permanently banned from the library (something I’m sure would be a great hardship to him, scholarly fellow that he is).


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    He should talk to the guy that got caught using a picnic table - he could learn something, at least that guy was a little more discreeet and cleaned up his spunk after he climaxed.

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    this is weird sht.
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    Not defending him or anything but the bitch was pretty hot, I whacked it to her in the middle of math class. They arrested me too, that school is so uptight. Okay okay so I shouldn't have said Who's your daddy?

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    In the library?????This is a joke right? I cant imagine what that dudes roomate has to deal with every night, if this guy cant get him self under control in public Im sure his roomate has had that awkward moment of where he wakes up or walks in and catches him more than once......

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    i heard a neighbor shot video of the picnic table guy. i hope he used lubricant.

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    At least Pee Wee tried to hide in the movie theatre!! This guy is a total MORON!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chemist View Post
    In case you were wondering....
    Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chemist View Post
    In case you were wondering....
    Least he didn't carjack somebody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mofome View Post
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    ***nance leaves work early for the library. Research ***

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    As long as he was quiet, I don't see the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsgirl View Post
    ***nance leaves work early for the library. Research ***





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