[Willie Bee]

My lady from a previous life sent this to me...

[Kellen]

Thats hilarious.

[swede96]

Who sent it? Gnat?

*RUNS*

[diogee]

[mathdotcom]

hAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[pico]

[mofome]

[Shark79]

[Willie Bee]

Who sent it? Gnat?

Of course. Someday I'll tell you the story about when we conceived you, my youngest daughter. But you'll have to get me drunk first.

[flyingillini]

hah thats some funny shit

[swede96]

Of course. Someday I'll tell you the story about when we conceived you, my youngest daughter. But you'll have to get me drunk first.

Deal!

[Sportsgirl]

Of course. Someday I'll tell you the story about when we conceived you, my youngest daughter. But you'll have to get me drunk first.

I told you it would be quads, Willie. But, do tell how it is that we four don't look much alike?

[Willie Bee]

Well, SG, since you're the eldest of my lovely offspring, when we made you, we was poor, so all I could afford to drink was simple, golden lager. We had more money when we made Nina, and I was drinkin' some Kentucky sippin' whiskey that night. Then came Robyn and I was into blended scotch whiskeys at that time. We thought we were done, but as Gomer Pyle would say, "Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!" here comes Swede and I was drinking wicked magic Irish whiskey that night along with a few B52s.

[Cee]

My lady from a previous life sent this to me...

[BadNina]

Well, SG, since you're the eldest of my lovely offspring, when we made you, we was poor, so all I could afford to drink was simple, golden lager. We had more money when we made Nina, and I was drinkin' some Kentucky sippin' whiskey that night. Then came Robyn and I was into blended scotch whiskeys at that time. We thought we were done, but as Gomer Pyle would say, "Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!" here comes Swede and I was drinking wicked magic Irish whiskey that night along with a few B52s.

Hey Dad...let me whip up a pitcher (or 5) of margaritas for you...

[Sportsgirl]

Well, SG, since you're the eldest of my lovely offspring, when we made you, we was poor, so all I could afford to drink was simple, golden lager. We had more money when we made Nina, and I was drinkin' some Kentucky sippin' whiskey that night. Then came Robyn and I was into blended scotch whiskeys at that time. We thought we were done, but as Gomer Pyle would say, "Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!" here comes Swede and I was drinking wicked magic Irish whiskey that night along with a few B52s.

that is a beautiful story. Now, someone pass me a beer.

[HedgeHog]

He pushed his luck by one. A Straight still beats 3 Queens.