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    Default Anyone Live In NJ Want To Start A Gentleman's Club?

    A place to hang out weekly and bull shit, cards, eating, ect

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    pal, I live in NY I'll talk with some of my mob friends from NJ and see what I can do for ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    A place to hang out weekly and bull shit, cards, eating, ect


    How much money you got?

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    Will this be like the FreeMasons.
    I'll start a chapter here in Canada, but only if there is a secret handshake.

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    we'll have a coat rug where the gentlemen can remove and store their cat rugs at the entrance. apparently strippers are into baldies. don't know why. normally at 2am when the club turns its lights on, the guys scramble like cokkroaches so as to not see all the flab and wrinkles on these whores

    this just may work. tell the bank loan guy about it and he'll back it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    A place to hang out weekly and bull shit, cards, eating, ect
    figgered Hanky was gonna open a whore house and run it by hand 'til he got some talent hired

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    will there be bikini waitresses serving a selection of cole cuts?

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    Why would u wanna pull her hair and then sh!t?

    Ur fvked up in the head MDC

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    I'll stop by when I am in the area every so often.

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    Shark,

    When are you going to get in tune with your sexuality and shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Can I pull your hair and shit?
    Like pull my hair and stuff, or actually defecate?

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    Do you ever get your pigtails stuck in doors and shit?

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    A Gentleman's Club?

    Good luck with that JJ as there are very few of them here at SBR.

    Also, if you do form this club, make sure not to call it "Cheaters".

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Stuff
    Then the answer is yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Do you ever get your pigtails stuck in doors and shit?
    Not yet, but I'm sure it will happen someday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    A Gentleman's Club?

    Good luck with that JJ as there are very few of them here at SBR.

    Also, if you do form this club, make sure not to call it "Cheaters".
    Yeah - that would be a BAD idea for a name.

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    Swede

    Can you make an avatar of you gripping a banana? So hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reload View Post
    Yeah - that would be a BAD idea for a name.
    Yeah, another "Only in Rhode Island..." type thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Swede

    Can you make an avatar of you gripping a banana? So hot.
    I'll work on that. I don't think I have any at home and I really don't feel like going to the store today.

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    What about zucchini, cucumber, or a cellphone from the early 90s?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    What about zucchini, cucumber, or a cellphone from the early 90s?



    I'm down!

    I'll find something for you mathdotcom.

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    First you razz on JJ and now you have to give me a hard time about my small pecker. I've had to deal w/ this issue my whole life. A guy told me to take a potato w/ me to the beach to wear in my speedo. Of course the idiot didnt say I had to put it in the front.

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    Having a small dick isn't a big deal. It isn't like you picked it out of a catalog, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by swede96 View Post
    Yeah, another "Only in Rhode Island..." type thing.
    Yeah, even with how corrupt New Jersey is run there's nothing like what they can get away with in Providence.

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