[Mudcat]

For the benefit of non-Canadians who probably aren't aware, Terry Leibel is one of our 3 rotating co-hosts for Olympic coverage. I dont know what she does in between Olympics but every couple years we find ourselves in this position of having to deal with Terry Leibel in a big way.

Now she doesn't seem like a bad person - she isn't mean-spirited or crass or egotistical - but I'm sorry, I just can't stand her. She seems so nervous and edgy every second - she mispronounces way too many names - she trips up just trying to get through the most basic sentences. Over and over.

She makes Bobcat Goldthwaite seem like a Zen Master.

The obvious question: is she hot? Again, I'm sorry, but no. I could put up with her tweaking if she looked like Naomi Watts but she is really quite severe looking.

She makes Tonya Harding look delicate.

Okay I'm getting carried away with my comparisons but my point is: it's really hard to imagine how anyone ever reached the conclusion that in front of a camera is the right place for her. But there she is again.

So I'm hoping my American friends at SBR can help me spread this rumor - hopefully all the way to the CIA - that Terry Leibel has WMD's. I'm not suggesting anything too outrageous - maybe someone could just casually let it slip that she was seen with a small, lady-like vial of anthrax. I don't want her nuked into the ground but if she could just be stashed away at Gitmo for the next week or so, that would be great.

[BuddyBear]

kind of sounds like the American version of Connie Chung

[isetcap]

Now that's hysterical, Mudcat!

We have one of our own over here (well more than one). Her name is Rita Cosby. It's not about her being a fatass cow, which she is. It's about her horrific voice! She makes James Earl Jones sound like a girl.

Anyway Mudcat, Terry Leibel makes me think of a song...

Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada

With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to
join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to **** myself>

Well, Blame Canada!

It seems that everything's gone wrong since
Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!