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    What are you talking about?

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    I wish that was me....some people

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    Quote Originally Posted by betplom View Post
    What are you talking about?



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    I've had sex on top of a picnic table ... but not with it

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    I was the one who turned in the DVD's... Although Dio tried to buy em from me for 28 cents...

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    who the fukk do you guys think?

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    I thought America was a free country.

    Who is the victim in this case?
    Will the table be asked to testify?

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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    who the fukk do you guys think?

    OK, I'm down.



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    I just can't believe that they want him to post a $20K bond for this. It's not like he was exposing himself to little kids.

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    Yeah, meanwhile, Dick Cheney and Paul Wolfowitz walk the streets a free men.

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    I just don't understand. Wouldn't that hurt??

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    Quote Originally Posted by 20Four7 View Post
    I just can't believe that they want him to post a $20K bond for this. It's not like he was exposing himself to little kids.
    Agreed, it's swatting a fly with a hammer, plus he even cleaned up after himself, after all, people will soon be eating of that "deflowered" pinic table.

    Only in America!

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    Geez, times have changed. I got busted getting a hummer on Ft. Lauderdale Beach in the life guard stands ( SG knows the ones I'm talking about)when I was 17, and all they did is call mine and the girls parents to come pick us up. I felt sorry for the girl at the time, but felt O.K. with my parents finding out I had hetrosexual tendencies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    I just don't understand. Wouldn't that hurt??
    Geez, I wasn't the only one who thought that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    I just don't understand. Wouldn't that hurt??
    Like anyrhing dry, it would likely hurt, perhaps he aroused the table so that lubrication (not sap) was created.

    Perhaps we'll see a new K-Y jelly commercial addressing this issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RageWizard View Post
    Geez, times have changed. I got busted getting a hummer on Ft. Lauderdale Beach in the life guard stands ( SG knows the ones I'm talking about)when I was 17, and all they did is call mine and the girls parents to come pick us up. I felt sorry for the girl at the time, but felt O.K. with my parents finding out I had hetrosexual tendencies.


    I got busted once swimming nekkid at Deerfield Beach with a guy I was dating. It was 2 a.m. - who thought anyone would be around?

    good times, good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    I just don't understand. Wouldn't that hurt??
    I guess certain openings just happened to be the right size I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    I just don't understand. Wouldn't that hurt??
    come on baby, make it hurt so good

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    Quote Originally Posted by RageWizard View Post
    I guess certain openings just happened to be the right size I guess.
    don't they have to be, er, smaller than "the right size." and aren't those pipes made out of metal? And why am I discussing this at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsgirl View Post
    don't they have to be, er, smaller than "the right size." and aren't those pipes made out of metal? And why am I discussing this at all?

    In the engineering world we call this a "press-on" fit. Just tight enough to offer a little resistance for assembly but not too tight to require assembly "tools", and not to loose as to cause a gap or large tolerance of slippage.

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    A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. Prolly a crack head who had just hit a piece and got a little horny.

    At least he didn't place a wager for crying out loud.

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    the best part to me is that someone decided to make 3 dvds of this guy before turning him in

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    Quote Originally Posted by turnip View Post
    the best part to me is that someone decided to make 3 dvds of this guy before turning him in
    I think one would've been more than enough for me

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    3DVDs this is funny. That must have been a really nice table.

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    I'd phuck that sweet splintered picnic azz! You degenerates know you would too. Who gives a phuck?

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    If the table consented, what's the big deal?

    When this pervert goes to court, will he get aroused when the judge tells him to approach the "bench"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by buztah View Post
    I'd phuck that sweet splintered picnic azz! You degenerates know you would too. Who gives a phuck?
    I'd prefer a nice plastic table with structural components constructed out of 2" PVC pipe. Splinters just aren't my thing usually unless there is a wood file and some pliers around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsgirl View Post


    I got busted once swimming nekkid at Deerfield Beach with a guy I was dating. It was 2 a.m. - who thought anyone would be around?

    good times, good times.

    I got busted not once, but twice at Purgatory Chasm with my ex. Ahh, highschool.

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    I'd just hate to be anywhere near him if he decided to take a walk through the home & garden section at Lowes

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    Toledo's news station have nothing better to report I guess...

    Give me a break with the drama...

    to have sexual intercourse with the table.. <<< do I have to explain what's wrong with this statment or does this guy have a drill bit for a rooster..?

    Does the media have anything better to do then dramatize some nut case...?


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    In related news: Shamswoof was arrested for violating a stick by keeping it firmly planted up his ass.

    It exlains so much.

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