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    Default how many times have u hit your laptop when the other team scores

    this is something that HAS TO STOP for me, i punch my computer like no other and 1 day its gona phuck me in the ass, i almost had a breakdown when i had moneyline vs the bobcats the other night, i would hit my computer repeatly after jason richardson would score 2-3 points i also tend to hit my remote controller to my tv as hard as i can agasint my head and call my self an idiot, what do u guys do to yourself when another team scores a crucial bucket or a big time goal...

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    I pick up my roommate's cat and throw/flip it. I always thought they landed on their feet, but not if you put some cyclical motion on it. They can't correct for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    I pick up my roommate's cat and throw/flip it. I always thought they landed on their feet, but not if you put some cyclical motion on it. They can't correct for that.
    That reminds me of that old joke. Since Murphy's Law rules that buttered toast always lands butter side down, and cats always seem land on their feet, what happens if you strap a couple slices of buttered toast onto a cat and throw it from a ledge?

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    my friend once took a bird out of its bird cage and squeezed it to death cause he thought it was laughing at him everytime the caunucks scored a goal

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    Hahahahaha

    The bird deserved it. Noone deserves to lose to the Canucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowlingreenSUX View Post
    this is something that HAS TO STOP for me, i punch my computer like no other and 1 day its gona phuck me in the ass, i almost had a breakdown when i had moneyline vs the bobcats the other night, i would hit my computer repeatly after jason richardson would score 2-3 points i also tend to hit my remote controller to my tv as hard as i can agasint my head and call my self an idiot, what do u guys do to yourself when another team scores a crucial bucket or a big time goal...
    After reading your entire post and thinking for 2 seconds, I realized that it is true.


    Personally, none.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Hahahahaha

    The bird deserved it. Noone deserves to lose to the Canucks.
    What is wrong with you?

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    Don't tell me you cheer for the Swedish National Team...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Don't tell me you cheer for the Swedish National Team...
    It doesn't matter who I cheer for. No one should die over sports. It's a game that supposed to be fun, remember?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    It's a bird...
    And your point is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowlingreenSUX View Post
    this is something that HAS TO STOP for me, i punch my computer like no other and 1 day its gona phuck me in the ass, i almost had a breakdown when i had moneyline vs the bobcats the other night, i would hit my computer repeatly after jason richardson would score 2-3 points i also tend to hit my remote controller to my tv as hard as i can agasint my head and call my self an idiot, what do u guys do to yourself when another team scores a crucial bucket or a big time goal...
    least you ain't gotta worry about kickin stuff anymore since that bookie took yer legs the other week

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    I don't consider a bird a person. We kill animals all the time for food and for sport. This is just a different kind of killing for sport


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    least you ain't gotta worry about kickin stuff anymore since that bookie took yer legs the other week

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    least you ain't gotta worry about kickin stuff anymore since that bookie took yer legs the other week

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