[The Prick]

Boys this is better than Christmas an Juneteenth an Halloween all rolled inta one day. Screw the free candy an the red koolaid an the presents. Today, my friends, is Opening Day on Square Hunting Season. Diamond Sports International is gonna make it rain cash money all over the ol' Prick. All i gotta do is pitch a no-hitter an I get paid 10,000 smackers. All you gotta do is score more units than me an you earn a chunk of my dough (wish in one hand an shit in the other, see which one fills up first). Most times i tell folks not to bother since i'm takin the loot but this year the more what play the more my pay. Sign up, post up, an make yer picks you buncha contest whoores. the more the merrier, its a kinder gentler sorta Prick this year kinda like progressive politics.

Dont be jealous cause i got a sweet gig an you are postin in your Dr. Denton PJ's from your momma's basement. Im a bonafide innerweb celeb thats been in the game longer than most of ya have been standing up to pee. Aint a bookmaker in the caribbean I aint drank with or worked for or bet with. back in the day there wasn't a local across 4 states that would take my action, and i moved more dough around the world in one hour than any of you morons have earned in a lifetime.

love me, hate me, fear me, mock me. i could give a rats ass less either way. my business is beatin #s and this year business is gonna be out-friggin-standing. just business boys, i dont hate nobody and i dont care if nobody hates me. down to the picks boys, sit up straight an get out yer pencils. lets see if any a you rocks is smart enough ta absorb some knowledge:


CMU +8 this # is way too friggin many. i aint sayin these directional michigan injuns are worth a damn. young team an new coach, no worries. i am sayin the friggin god-squad owls aint 8pts better than anybody even if jesus hisself is throwin bombs down the sideline. CMU done won 18 straight agains MAC east opponents. am guessin the number gets down to 7 so feelin good with a free point. Chippewas are the right side an 8 is a good number.

BYU PK them Falcons can score 240 or so against the East Colorado Community College for the Blind, all that did was skew this #. Service academies normally start strong an get ground down, but they also normally play crap schools early in the season. them fly-boys got purty haircuts an all but aint no way in hell they whup the Mormons unless they got some jets droppin napalm and such all over the visitor sideline at Falcon Field.

St Louis Rams +4 Bradford best start drinkin milk or he dont last 5 games in the NFL. good thing this is week one, halthy o-line should keep him alive most of the game. 1-15 last year but that dont mean much. home dog boys, no brainer. besides, kharma is a sumbitch. didnt it used to be the St. Louis Cardinals? I'll take four at home all day long in this spot

Ravens +2.5 can you say flash in the pan? now that Tony Dungy the boys scout squared away that fat bastard jets coach they aint gonna have no fire. ravens aint beatin their chests no more, looks like the jets are tryin that role out. real reason for the pick...."pinny lean" look it up boys and thank me

got no more time for you squares, this aint a charity an i aint the welfare admin. gamblin 101 classes fer free i'll leave up ta justin7 an so forth. i get paid 10-12 dimes we can do this again some time. remember me well girls an sorry to alla you sheep that go 4-0 an dont get paid squat.

[Willie Bee]

Thanks for leaving my Texas A&M pick open for me, little brother

[linedrivr]

ah, the prick is a dick. love it!

Don't go spending that cash just yet cowboy. looking forward to not only getting my hand in the cookie jar, but plan on taking the cookie jar.

[B1GER1C828]

Rams oline still one of the worst in the league, no1 for badford to throw to.
I wanted to take ravens though so im sorta mad you did

might needa go back to playing twister after this year prick.

[nosniboR11]

good luck prick, glad to be around for another year, Thank you for another contest this year and sbr also


Good luck

[rookie]

Originally Posted by The Prick

Aint a bookmaker in the caribbean I aint drank with or worked for or bet with.

No wonder you are so fat after blowing all of them.

[bobbyfk]

best of luck to you Prick and it was nice meeting you at the Bash

[RudyRuetigger]

that rams best bet is going downnnnnnnnnnn

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by rookie

No wonder you are so fat after blowing all of them.

damn aint you clever? dont hate son, aint my fault you gotta wear a baseball helmet around full time. been here since 2005 so you cant be damn near as stupid as that post. well BBD has been too so mebbe that aint such a great gauge of intellect

[dodger33]

Took the Ravens! Maybe you are smarter than you look.

[minet123]

Hey Prickster how much you pay that graduate student at Hillbilly U to type out that post
It was actually legible

[The Prick]

i took me one of them effective business writing classes this summer miner not like its any a yer damn concern.

[milwaukee mike]

prick, perhaps you meant "come get some, bitches" instead of
come get SOME BITCHES

you got me interested in the thread for no reason, thought i could win some bitches

[The Prick]

mikey ya win the dough an ya buy the bitches you know this son. bein grammar police is a fulltime gig at sbrforum.com

[B1GER1C828]

Originally Posted by The Prick

mikey ya win the dough an ya buy the bitches you know this son. bein grammar police is a fulltime gig at sbrforum.com

i imagine you have dip(tobaco) in your mouth 24/7

[milwaukee mike]

since i'm the grammar police you spelled tobacco wrong

it is a fulltime gig only because of the collective stupidity of the posters here

[B1GER1C828]

Originally Posted by milwaukee mike

since i'm the grammar police you spelled tobacco wrong it is a fulltime gig only because of the collective stupidity of the posters here

lol u sob

[Sunde91]

Fuk you, slappy.

[The Prick]

calm down sunde yer gonna blow out yer groin with alla that hate.

[pavyracer]

Originally Posted by The Prick

Boys this is better than Christmas an Juneteenth an Halloween all rolled inta one day. Screw the free candy an the red koolaid an the presents. Today, my friends, is Opening Day on Square Hunting Season. Diamond Sports International is gonna make it rain cash money all over the ol' Prick. All i gotta do is pitch a no-hitter an I get paid 10,000 smackers. All you gotta do is score more units than me an you earn a chunk of my dough (wish in one hand an shit in the other, see which one fills up first). Most times i tell folks not to bother since i'm takin the loot but this year the more what play the more my pay. Sign up, post up, an make yer picks you buncha contest whoores. the more the merrier, its a kinder gentler sorta Prick this year kinda like progressive politics.

Dont be jealous cause i got a sweet gig an you are postin in your Dr. Denton PJ's from your momma's basement. Im a bonafide innerweb celeb thats been in the game longer than most of ya have been standing up to pee. Aint a bookmaker in the caribbean I aint drank with or worked for or bet with. back in the day there wasn't a local across 4 states that would take my action, and i moved more dough around the world in one hour than any of you morons have earned in a lifetime.

love me, hate me, fear me, mock me. i could give a rats ass less either way. my business is beatin #s and this year business is gonna be out-friggin-standing. just business boys, i dont hate nobody and i dont care if nobody hates me. down to the picks boys, sit up straight an get out yer pencils. lets see if any a you rocks is smart enough ta absorb some knowledge:


CMU +8 this # is way too friggin many. i aint sayin these directional michigan injuns are worth a damn. young team an new coach, no worries. i am sayin the friggin god-squad owls aint 8pts better than anybody even if jesus hisself is throwin bombs down the sideline. CMU done won 18 straight agains MAC east opponents. am guessin the number gets down to 7 so feelin good with a free point. Chippewas are the right side an 8 is a good number.

BYU PK them Falcons can score 240 or so against the East Colorado Community College for the Blind, all that did was skew this #. Service academies normally start strong an get ground down, but they also normally play crap schools early in the season. them fly-boys got purty haircuts an all but aint no way in hell they whup the Mormons unless they got some jets droppin napalm and such all over the visitor sideline at Falcon Field.

St Louis Rams +4 Bradford best start drinkin milk or he dont last 5 games in the NFL. good thing this is week one, halthy o-line should keep him alive most of the game. 1-15 last year but that dont mean much. home dog boys, no brainer. besides, kharma is a sumbitch. didnt it used to be the St. Louis Cardinals? I'll take four at home all day long in this spot

Ravens +2.5 can you say flash in the pan? now that Tony Dungy the boys scout squared away that fat bastard jets coach they aint gonna have no fire. ravens aint beatin their chests no more, looks like the jets are tryin that role out. real reason for the pick...."pinny lean" look it up boys and thank me

got no more time for you squares, this aint a charity an i aint the welfare admin. gamblin 101 classes fer free i'll leave up ta justin7 an so forth. i get paid 10-12 dimes we can do this again some time. remember me well girls an sorry to alla you sheep that go 4-0 an dont get paid squat.

Here are my plays Prick:

Mississippi St +2
South Carolina -3
Atlanta -2
Green Bay -3

May the best man win!

[Boner_18]

GL to you prick. I hope you get a couple right so we winners cash more than $2.32

[THE PROFIT]

prick has about 4 of the shittiest picks on the board

[stealthyburrito]

can't wait prickster

[Skidcom]

Prick's lookin 2-2 in my book. It will be nice to get paid in week one. Thanx Prick!

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

Jets are not gonna lose week 1 at home--trust!

[HotStreak]

Great contest!

And the Prick is truly a Prick


Love it!

[Junkyard Dog]

i like the baltimore pick but see a 2-2 week for ya

[Willie Bee]

Picks are in, put the jinx on Notre Dame and Texas backers by picking those two faves.

[hhsilver]

Originally Posted by The Prick

.....

love me, hate me, fear me, mock me. i could give a rats ass less either way. .....

If this is multiple choice, I'm having a tough time choosing between #2 and #4. Can we pick more than one ?

[blackbart]

hope you aint spent that dough yet

[Richkas]

Phuck, Rams win this thing straight up.

They will win the West.

[blackbeSSt]

hey prick, if you win you gonna deposit the money here?

[B1GER1C828]

Originally Posted by blackbeSSt

hey prick, if you win you gonna deposit the money here?

lol. go buy urself a game of twister prick.

[Reload]

I think The Prick is purposely letting everyone win in Week 1 with these picks. Way to get everyone hooked, Prick!

[GoldRush7]

Originally Posted by Willie Bee

Picks are in, put the jinx on Notre Dame and Texas backers by picking those two faves.

I hope not