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Old 09-06-10, 01:27 PM   #1
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New look
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Tired if the wax clean fukkin image
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Old 09-06-10, 01:28 PM   #2
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I bet you can't. You look like the narrow minded fukk that can't grow shit on his face.
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Old 09-06-10, 01:31 PM   #3
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Old 09-06-10, 01:38 PM   #4
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grow a ZZ TOP beard
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Old 09-06-10, 01:39 PM   #5
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Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.. Jumped out the window with his dick in his hand.. Said excuse me ladies im doing my duty!! Now pull down your pants and give me some booty..
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Old 09-06-10, 01:41 PM   #6
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you need a grittier look jj, such a clean baby-faced cracker.
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Old 09-06-10, 01:48 PM   #7
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here you go JJ somethin like this you'd be the man!!!

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Old 09-06-10, 01:49 PM   #8
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Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.. Jumped out the window with his dick in his hand.. Said excuse me ladies im doing my duty!! Now pull down your pants and give me some booty..
Lincoln was gay. Google him and "Joshua Speed"
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Old 09-06-10, 01:51 PM   #9
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At least you will save money from buying razors.
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Old 09-06-10, 01:55 PM   #10
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Love my beard

I think you would enjoy it J
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Old 09-06-10, 01:56 PM   #11
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Old 09-06-10, 01:58 PM   #12
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grow a fukkin bin laden beard
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Old 09-06-10, 02:07 PM   #13
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Try a beard. You will still need to groom and touch it up. Keep it clean. Real men have facial hair. I know some woman who love men with beards. Certain ruggedness about them.
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Old 09-06-10, 02:11 PM   #14
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Old 09-06-10, 05:02 PM   #15
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Still mulling it over
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Old 09-06-10, 05:15 PM   #16
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JJ, your personality and/or wallet size with get them in your bed, your shaved nut sack will keep them coming back!

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Old 09-06-10, 05:18 PM   #17
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Old 09-06-10, 05:23 PM   #18
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here ya go JJ

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Old 09-06-10, 05:32 PM   #19
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JJ, your personality and/or wallet size with get them in your bed, your shaved nut sack will keep them coming back!

Dwight I like your thinking, beards just might be in
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Old 09-06-10, 05:34 PM   #20
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grow some hair on your head first
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Old 09-06-10, 05:39 PM   #21
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Yep...just visualize jj...I'm sure the chicks would want to tag you looking like this
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Old 09-06-10, 05:45 PM   #22
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shave whats left of your hair off, it looks bad.
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Old 09-06-10, 05:50 PM   #23
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Old 09-06-10, 08:42 PM   #24
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JJ, can you take a picture of you wearing stockings and a garter belt?
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Old 09-06-10, 08:43 PM   #25
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I had one for a year during college. Was really just out of complete laziness but it worked OK.
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Old 09-06-10, 08:52 PM   #26
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beards are tasty for the home
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Old 09-06-10, 08:56 PM   #27
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JJ, isnt a beard someone who places bets for sharps? So what are you doing? Fertilizing a midget?
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Old 09-06-10, 09:00 PM   #28
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every guy should sport a beard at sometime in their life
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Old 09-06-10, 09:00 PM   #29
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shave the dome and grow a little beard, nothing below the jaw-line
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Old 09-06-10, 09:01 PM   #30
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yeah, a beard below the jaw line just looks nasty & unkept, plus you get festered hairs & it just looks nasty
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Old 09-06-10, 09:56 PM   #31
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I don't think you need to grow a beard JJ... You need to find one.
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Old 09-06-10, 10:01 PM   #32
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Where is Excel when you need him?
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think some more
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Old 09-06-10, 10:13 PM   #34
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I like when their is leftover ketchup and mustard in my beard, it taste good
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Old 09-06-10, 10:15 PM   #35
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he could always buy a rug for a beard to match the rugs on his head????
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