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    Faced with a similar situation I introduced myself as a 'Sports consultant analyst and investor', when asked what that involved I tell them its a long story and had half the class sucking up to me. Funny what a few words can do, everything is a gamble, everything has a risk, this financial system is based on degenerate gambling.

    Avoid the word 'gambler'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Haha jj can't let that go. I had myself in my avatar in June. Some people are clueless.
    Yeah, I saw Deuce's avatar, and if it was him, he isn't that guy Sethlin keeps posting. Thing is, the picture Deuce posted could have been anyone. I think we should all leave the obsessing about male posters and what they look like to Sethlin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Haha jj can't let that go. I had myself in my avatar in June. Some people are clueless.

    That guy in your avatar was not you Deuce

    Do you ever take a look at yourself in the fukkin mirror and say maybe I should put down the fukkin burgers and friend?? No one will hire you like looking like that you banged up 21 chin fuk.

    Hey tire boy I bet at the tire shop all the nit wits look like you, did you ever throw a fukkin tire over your head and see if it hides your fukkin ugly chin?

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    some ppl have a sincere hatred for fat ppl i read about it in a psychology book

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    hey duece maybe you should told have them you are an honorary attorney instead of a gambler

    hey duece want a hot dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Look at like I was an outcast.
    Fuk them.... they are all degenerates at something in life.... at lest you try and be +ev and make a profit doing it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holtgetsback View Post
    hey duece maybe you should told have them you are an honorary attorney instead of a gambler

    hey duece want a hot dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    That guy in your avatar was not you Deuce

    Do you ever take a look at yourself in the fukkin mirror and say maybe I should put down the fukkin burgers and friend?? No one will hire you like looking like that you banged up 21 chin fuk.

    Hey tire boy I bet at the tire shop all the nit wits look like you, did you ever throw a fukkin tire over your head and see if it hides your fukkin ugly chin?
    Tire shop, Becker, all lies generated by you mother fukker. Come to Detroit old
    man let's dance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    That guy in your avatar was not you Deuce

    Do you ever take a look at yourself in the fukkin mirror and say maybe I should put down the fukkin burgers and friend?? No one will hire you like looking like that you banged up 21 chin fuk.

    Hey tire boy I bet at the tire shop all the nit wits look like you, did you ever throw a fukkin tire over your head and see if it hides your fukkin ugly chin?
    put down the blow, jj. this is your first warning. i will send juan pablo maria vazquez after you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Here try and get a job looking like this

    Guys this is Deuce, it took me some $$$$ to get this but it was worth it

    He says he is a 9

    bullshit, that didnt' cost you anything, unless you're living in somalia, and you pay by the meg for internet. all you did was go to google/bing images and search for 'fat guy loser'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karayilan9 View Post
    'Sports consultant analyst and investor'
    +1 I'm gonna start using that term

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    why are you wasting your time and money going to college. it is a scam. there are no jobs out there anyway. you can buy a degree online. rarely would an employer check if you do it right.

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    You could add something like, "I make more than I lose, for the record."

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    introductions? sounds more like rehab than a serious college setting

    did you mention your a "power top" ? you would have gotten more action that way more than likely

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Here try and get a job looking like this

    Guys this is Deuce, it took me some $$$$ to get this but it was worth it

    He says he is a 9

    lol this pic can never get old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    That guy in your avatar was not you Deuce

    Do you ever take a look at yourself in the fukkin mirror and say maybe I should put down the fukkin burgers and friend?? No one will hire you like looking like that you banged up 21 chin fuk.

    Hey tire boy I bet at the tire shop all the nit wits look like you, did you ever throw a fukkin tire over your head and see if it hides your fukkin ugly chin?

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    Funny stuff. Last year I had a Literature class and we did a thing where you introduce the person next to you. I knew the girl from high school and seeing her in the hallway never talked to her though. She asked what my hobbies are. I couldn't think of anything so I said "Honestly, you can't say any of my hobbies out loud to the class so just make some up for me." She said, "What can't I say?". I said, "I like to make money, smoke weed, have sex, and gamble." We moved on and you guessed it, ten minutes later the dumb bitch repeated it to the class.

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    aint deuce like 50????

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    deuce what college are u attending now?

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    Big ups to Deuce

    Get that degree pal

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    duence you gonna have an open casket funeral.? they're gonna have to get creative on how they'll manage that stuff growing under your chin son

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Tire shop, Becker, all lies generated by you mother fukker. Come to Detroit old man let's dance.

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