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  1. 03-18-08 07:16 PM #1
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    Default OT - Mid Life Crisis

    After being married for almost 30 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 30 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 20-year-old gal.

    "Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and Plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 51-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

    My wife is a very reasonable woman.

    She told me to go out and find a hot 20-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

    Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis....

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  2. 03-18-08 07:21 PM #2
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    Ok , the joke wasnt that good
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  3. 03-18-08 07:35 PM #3
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    Sharky, the joke was good. I got it because I know you are 27 with a 7 month old baby.
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    lol! My husband likes to make jokes like these, too. I like reminding him that the minute he fuks up, there are other men out there who would be willing to help me exact my revenge.
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    What a sad story
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    Man A: "I give my wife full credit for making me a millionaire".

    Man B: "No kidding!"

    Man A: "Yep... I was a billionaire when we met".
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    Quote Originally Posted by HedgeHog View Post
    Man A: "I give my wife full credit for making me a millionaire".

    Man B: "No kidding!"

    Man A: "Yep... I was a billionaire when we met".
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    Being poor builds character!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zerocage View Post
    Being poor builds character!
    Oh yes it does. I know this from a first hand perspective having to work for everything I have. I'm reminded of it a little now that i'm unemployed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Sharky, the joke was good. I got it because I know you are 27 with a 7 month old baby.

    Good memory ... but its actually 28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    lol! My husband likes to make jokes like these, too. I like reminding him that the minute he fuks up, there are other men out there who would be willing to help me exact my revenge.


    Revenge at its finest !
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    Quote Originally Posted by zerocage View Post
    Being poor builds character!
    I should have more character than a Charles Dicken's novel then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HedgeHog View Post
    Paul McCartney: "I give my wife full credit for making me a millionaire".

    Ringo Starr: "No kidding!"

    Paul **: "Yep... I was a billionaire when we met".
    I fixed it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Seer View Post
    I fixed it.
    I like it!!! But Paul just got rid of his bimbo/nutcase for $50 mil so he may still be a billionaire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark79 View Post

    Revenge at its finest !
    Forget about taking the high road. I'll kick it Old Testament style...an eye for an eye.
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