[Deuce]

Found myself laying in the middle of a front yard with only my boxers on. Asshole feels fine so I am alright. I was freezing, still am, it was raining and about 36 degrees. I had to walk a few miles in only my boxers to find my car. Drove home, washed up, drank some Irish coffee. I am now at work so I can gamble tonight. This shit never ends.

[swede96]

You are SO lucky that wasn't my front yard.

[Deuce]

You are SO lucky that wasn't my front yard.

If it were, I wouldn't be at work right now, possibly would be warm too.

[swede96]

Possibly still sleeping whilst I cook you up a nice breakfast.

[swede96]

OR you would have woken up cuddling with my stinky dog with a penis drawn on your face.

[Deuce]

Possibly still sleeping whilst I cook you up a nice breakfast.

[Deuce]

OR you would have woken up cuddling with my stinky dog with a penis drawn on your face.

[jjgold]

Found myself laying in the middle of a front yard with only my boxers on. Asshole feels fine so I am alright. I was freezing, still am, it was raining and about 36 degrees. I had to walk a few miles in only my boxers to find my car. Drove home, washed up, drank some Irish coffee. I am now at work so I can gamble tonight. This shit never ends.

Deuce ever think of enrolling in AA??
You and Quebbler are fukkin drunks

[swede96]

Deuce, I feel ya, dude. My avitar is from Saturday. About an hour after that was taken, I was falling down, crying hysterically (not about falling, that was FUNNY!), then throwing up, then crying more, then falling more, then my boyfriend had to change me and carry me to bed, then I puked again....or so I've been told...everything after that picture was a blur.

[jjgold]

Deuce, I feel ya, dude. My avitar is from Saturday. About an hour after that was taken, I was falling down, crying hysterically (not about falling, that was FUNNY!), then throwing up, then crying more, then falling more, then my boyfriend had to change me and carry me to bed, then I puked again....or so I've been told...everything after that picture was a blur.

Not funny...you need help

[swede96]

It actually IS pretty damn funny if you ask me.

[swede96]

I do feel bad for my BF, though. He thought he ws getting laid...instead he had to listen to me bitch and puke for a few hours only to have to go out and get me ginger ale in the morning...then come back and make me breakfast. I am the luckiest girl in the world.

[jjgold]

man..............I am glad I do not date

[Quebb Diesel]

jj i got too hammered last night i skipped my classes today!

[OLGC_Slayer]

I had a rough night last night too bro. I finally got rid of the butter face I picked up last night. Nice girl but she can't take a hint.
Always use a jimmy hat fellas.

[swede96]

I hate that expression. HATE it. That's what the tough girls called me in high school. You should have SEEN some of them!

Personally, I like my face (yes, even the one in this picture), but shit...I felt like saying to a few of them: "Well, at least I have a body."

[OLGC_Slayer]

OK what do you call it when a girls body is way way way better than her face? I mean I am one ugly motherphucka but she came along willingly. Im sure she is telling all her friends today how she phucked some ugly short fat buzzcutted and bearded dude she picked up at the Brunswick House.
Anyways, again, glad I used and always use protection. I'm so hungover I'm seeing sideways.
Yeah there is nothing wrong with your face. Your not a butter face.

[Quebb Diesel]

i have neither swede...i think im about to jump!

[swede96]

No, that's what you call a girl with a better body than her face...I'm just still a little bitter for being falsely accused just because I rarely wear make up and when I do, it is less than 10 pounds worth. Carry on. I just had to vent.

[swede96]

i have neither swede...i think im about to jump!

Shut up...you have both and you know it.

Quit fishing for compliments.

[Sportsgirl]

OK what do you call it when a girls body is way way way better than her face? I mean I am one ugly motherphucka but she came along willingly. Im sure she is telling all her friends today how she phucked some ugly short fat buzzcutted and bearded dude she picked up at the Brunswick House.
Anyways, again, glad I used and always use protection. I'm so hungover I'm seeing sideways.
Yeah there is nothing wrong with your face. Your not a butter face.

that was you?







j/k ... it was out there and I couldn't resist ....

[Quebb Diesel]

hooked one!

[swede96]

That you did, you little stinker.

[OLGC_Slayer]

well my story is true, if less dramatic. i keep forgetting this site is full of degenerates.

[Deuce]

well my story is true, if less dramatic. i keep forgetting this site is full of degenerates.

My story is true, embarassing yet true.


JJ, I was drinking from 11am til 1am. I dont remember anything after about 8pm. I can't wait til next year already.